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man... every flashback of him makes me so sentimental it's like im yearning for my husband who's at war. oh wait.
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Starting from just a 'normal sleepover' turns into 'spicy night' as they get too comfortable while cuddling each other (Seungmin)
kim seungmin x fem!reader ...
minors do not interact
"your dick is hard." you spoke up , eyes on the movie in front of you. "well of course it is , you're wearing short that show half of your ass , and you've moving against me for an hour , i'd be worried if wasn't."
normally your weekly movie nights with your bestfriend never ended with cuddling , but you were just feeling a little needier than usual , so he cuddled into your body , watching the movie you picked. as the movie reach the point where it was getting boring , you began to get restless , moving around trying to get comfortable. "stop fucking moving , before i cum in my pants."
you smirked decided to test it out , moving your hips , he growled , gripping your hips. "i fucking warned you." he squeezed your ass , you yelped. "that fucking hurts." he shrugged , you felt him moving , pushing his pants down , free his cock. "stop whining."
he pulled your panties to the side , sliding his cock into your hole. "fuck you're so tight." he grunted , thrusting in and out of your hole. "you always get this wet for your bestfriend?" you wanted to smack the cockiness out of him. "just fuck me."
he lifted your leg up , fucking into you faster , the bed shaking. "fu-fuck seungmin , so good." you moaned. "fuck your cunt is so fuck wet , you're making such a mess." he moaned in your ear.
you shouldn't be doing this with him , your bestfriend , but it felt so right , your cunt felt heavenly around his cock , like you were made for him. "fuck im gonna cum inside you if you keep clenching around me." that made you clench harder. "minnie , im gonna cum."
he reached around , lifting your shirt up , toying and pinching your nipples. "fu-fuck , go a head and cum , so i can fill you up." he moaned , fucking into you harder. "fuck , cum now!"
you've never came as hard with another guy , than you did with your bestfriend. "shit , shit im gonna fucking cum inside your cunt." he cursed , band snapping in his stomach , cum shooting from his cock into your cunt. "oh fuck."
both of you sat there , out of breath and sweaty , the movie still playing "fuck did we just make a mistake." you began to worry that you just ruined your friendship.
"you're quite literally warming my cock right now , and if i planned on just fucking you , i wouldn't still be here watching this terrible movie." you let out tsk , rolling your eyes. "i was just asking." he kissed your shoulders softly.
"i'll take you out on a date tomorrow."
©️LUVYENI
Mr Gaiman, with all due respect, you can just delete asks that are getting annoying, you don't have to post answers to them all. :)
I'm getting about 20 Goncharov asks an hour right now. I answered a handful of them because, with all due respect, I want people to stop sending them now.
delusional me thinking haechan would be perfect for my mood swings
NCT Dream as the type of boyfriend to...
Mark Lee ; ride scary rides for you even though he doesn't like it.
Mark's not a huge fan of scary ride while you're an adrenaline junkie. When you two decided to have an amusement park date, Mark knows that he is bound to ride those scary rides like viking, roller coaster, and space shuttle. You told him that it's okay if you two wouldn't ride those and just enjoy the rides that he can tolerate but Mark wants you to enjoy the date! (it's a waste of money too lol) that's why even if he can feel his soul leaving out his body, he'll be happy to join you in the fun, if it'll make you happy!
Huang Renjun ; carries all your necessities in his bag.
In the relationship, Renjun's the big bag and you're the small purse. You always justify that all you need is your phone, wallet, and a small tinted balm. BUT Renjun knows that's not the case. So he brings all the necessities that you needed. It started raining? He has an umbrella. Oh, you feel so hot? He has a mini fan. You need a tissue? Yeah, he has a huge roll in his bag. His bag is like Doraemon's pouch, and although it's kinda heavy, he doesn't mind as long as he has everything that you need. <3
Lee Jeno ; brings you home whenever your energy is low during a gathering.
"Do you want to go home?" is the first thing Jeno will say to you. Both being introverts, Jeno understands whenever your social battery deflates a few hours later in a gathering. While he can hold it further than you, Jeno wants to make sure that he's not the only one who's having fun. SO if he sees you tired, quiet, and on your phone, he knows that your energy is low. Even if it means cutting the gathering short, Jeno is fine with it. What matters is you. He'll bring you home even if you insist you're fine, but in the end, you'll thank your lover for bringing you home early.
Lee Donghyuck ; gives you space whenever you're having a hard time.
Haechan knows when you're in a bad mood. He knows it by the way you enter the apartment without greeting him, the way you removed your shoes aggressively, and going straight to your room and slamming the door loudly. Haechan doesn't get mad whenever you ignore him because he knows that your emotion is just all over your head and you don't want to vent your anger to him. That's why he'll give you space for you to cool down. Letting you inside your room or just giving you a quiet assurance that he's there. Once you're all calm down, you'll go to him and apologize for your behavior, but Haechan only hushes you with a hug and ask you what's wrong.
Na Jaemin ; brings his jacket so that you won't get cold.
Jaemin's the warm person while you're the colder one. So the tendency is that you get cold easily! Just even the cold temperature of the night can give you shivers. That's why Jaemin always make sure that he has his jacket with him. Sometimes he wears it even though he's sweating under his shirt but most of the time, he just carries it by his hands. You probably had a collection of Jaemin's sweater and jacket in your closet because of the many times you brought it home but always forgetting to give it back to him. (He's okay with it fortunately.)
Zhong Chenle ; lets you do the silliest thing in public.
Chenle always puts a cool image in public. So casual with the shades and hands in his jeans pocket while you're just as unhinge as you can be. You tend to let your intrusive thoughts win that's why you always do the silliest things in public. Like doing a tiktok trend in public, although Chenle isn't the type to do it publicly, he'll be willing because you want to! Plus it's a couple tiktok trend so it's also a matter of him to flex you and your relationship with him!
Park Jisung ; try to learn new things for you.
Dates with Jisung is always composed of trying new things. That's how he shows his love for you! You wanted to try clay pottery? Jisung will find an affordable pottery session so that you two can try. You wanted to bake a cake? He doesn't know how but he's willing to research a recipe just so you can try it! He loves it too because he learns new things and hobbies that he may want to indulge furthermore. Plus, you two always rate the new things you two do and how doable it was.
day 213/547 until joon returns cr. namuspromised
Stop Erasing Zendaya’s Tashi Duncan From Challengers Because You Want New Internet Boyfriends, by Ayan Artan
Appropriate telekinetic powers and hemi-sync. Everyone's looking at me funny.
Was rewatching Follow Mama and Papa and my goodness. The plot holes. You're telling me that a spy of twilight's calibre can't connect the dots when someone is looking extremely uncomfortable, staggering and clearly is unable to sit. And you're telling me Yor just "fixed" her own bullet wound without any established medical knowledge and didn't leave a single trace of blood or even the scent of it and not to mention on her butt(which would be INCREDIBLY uncomfortable to do even for an athlete and there's no way she could have done it without help and also even if she somehow removed any hint of blood she'd still be visibly pale)
Fuck outta here