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Anakin: Maybe we should set Obi-Wan up on a date with Commander Cody. They seem like they could tolerate each other.

Ahsoka: I don’t know, Grandmaster doesn’t seem like the romantic type.

Anakin: I mean, it’s not like Obi-Wan is single because he’s emotionally stunted, it’s because his personality is shit. But Cody’s an asshole and I think they would work out together.

Rex: *livestreaming this to the 212th in a very sick move* Keep goin, Skywalker, tell us about Cody’s horrible personality a little bit.

Anakin: Well, the last time I met up with the 212th he said the gai bal manda at me for the entire purpose of grounding me, and I think that’s not a bad personality, so much as an absolutely dick move. Jokes on him, I refuse to disown him. He’s my dad now. And I think he should date my other dad.

Ahsoka: Lovely. Rex I’m gonna say the gai bal manda at you as soon as I can pronounce it, just watch!

Anakin: Lovely.