Incorrect Clone Wars Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Palpatine (to the Senate): You got to have some insurance clones
Palpatine: You know, just in case a tree falls on one of them
So I was rewatching CW S7 w the Batch & I noticed Jesse somersaults to take cover at one point, while everyone else just runs into the building. The Batch don't notice, but I imagine the first time he did that, Fives was like wtf vod
*Jesse does a jump & roll to take cover*
Fives: did you just... somersault?
Jesse: it's tactical
Fives: how is it tactical?
Jesse: you gotta keep em guessing
Fives: by doing gymnastics?
Jesse: it makes you a difficult target
Fives: *eyebrow raise*
Jesse: and I look cool doing it??
Fives: *ponders* actually, that was hella cool, up top
*they high five*
immediately read this post like anakin and ahsoka arguing about 3PO and because anakin would definitely refer to obi-wan as mom, much to his chagrin
shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this
throws these at you and scampers away on all fours
bonus
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING
makes me very happy that tumblr still loves incorrect quotes cus bitch me too
yes im rewatching tcw again mind ur business
Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
Rex: You're scared someone will ask Cody out before you? Obi-Wan: Yes Rex: 99.9% sure you don't have to worry about that Obi-Wan: Why? He's amazing Rex: He's also terrifying *later* Quinlan: So...got any plans later? Cody: Uh- Rex: Holy fuck the 0.1%
Rex: So what do you find as the most attractive quality in a man? Ahsoka: Usually their girlfriends
Random side character: oh no! We've lost both engines and one of the wings!
Anakin, probably: we've got over half a ship left, we'll be fine.
then somehow anakin pilots it down without any casualties.
Random side character: oh no! We've lost both engines and one of the wings!
Anakin, probably: we've got over half a ship left, we'll be fine.
Obi-wan: actually, maul is a cockroach who resurrects himself on occasion, so each time I kill him should count separately.
Anakin, losing: absolutely not
we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.
I'm packing one toy!
Me, and He-Man are out!
Maul: [Removes Ahsoka from his lap to do something else]
Ahsoka: Maul is… evil? Maul is unyielding? Maul is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
Cody, coming back to Coruscant for the first time: Vod’ika! I’m glad to see you’re ok!
Fox: Coruscant’s haunted.
Cody: I- what?
Fox, grabbing a rotary canon: Coruscant’s karking haunted.
Fox: *after watching Obi-Wan yell at the chancellor through a glass wall with no idea what he was saying because soundproofing but amused cause he just KNOWS that smile means Sheev is only holding back the rage of cold blooded murder because of witnesses* Heh. Cute.
Obi-Wan: *yelling at Palps for telling his kid the Jedi will kick him out for being married and now he’s throwing accusations around and about to go public with Palps hanging out with little boys by threatening their guardians and ruin him forever*
Palpatine: :/
Fox: *after Obi-Wan storms out of the room* Respectfully, like /super/ respectfully, do you even know you were being watched by an entire floor of secretaries and clone guards who def recorded that?
Obi-Wan: Don’t know, can’t care, I’m gonna spread rumors the Chancellor likes little boys now.
Fox: 😨… why didn’t I think of that…
Three hours later
Fox: *storms into the officers lounge* Cody! I’m marrying your general. Or bedding him. He’s worthy of this deece.
Cody: *halfway through his seventh caff of the day* …listen. I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that, and give you a five minute head start.
Fox: Fair.
Rex: I hate everyone in this family.
Anakin: Maybe we should set Obi-Wan up on a date with Commander Cody. They seem like they could tolerate each other.
Ahsoka: I don’t know, Grandmaster doesn’t seem like the romantic type.
Anakin: I mean, it’s not like Obi-Wan is single because he’s emotionally stunted, it’s because his personality is shit. But Cody’s an asshole and I think they would work out together.
Rex: *livestreaming this to the 212th in a very sick move* Keep goin, Skywalker, tell us about Cody’s horrible personality a little bit.
Anakin: Well, the last time I met up with the 212th he said the gai bal manda at me for the entire purpose of grounding me, and I think that’s not a bad personality, so much as an absolutely dick move. Jokes on him, I refuse to disown him. He’s my dad now. And I think he should date my other dad.
Ahsoka: Lovely. Rex I’m gonna say the gai bal manda at you as soon as I can pronounce it, just watch!
Anakin: Lovely.
Cody: Count Dooku really seems to hate us Obi-wan: Maybe he's homophobic Cody: We're not a couple, General Obi-wan: We're not? Rex: You're not?
Obi-Wan: We're going to go east and Anakin's group is going to go west. Then...
Anakin : ...
Obi-Wan : I can't do that anymore, Anakin! I can't keep ignoring this!
Anakin : But...
Obi-Wan: Anakin, why do you have a fucking blaster ?!
Waxer : *Shocked* Cody! The general said the "f word" in front of the shinies !
Obi-Wan : I don't care! I can't believe Anakin is so uncivilized! Blasters are so uncivilized!
212th Battalion: ...
Cody : It's not...
Anakin: It was Rex's idea! He told Ahsoka and I that having blasters in addition to our lightsabers would give us an advantage on the battlefield and that it would be safer for us. And you know what? Rex is right!
Obi-Wan : Ahsoka too??? I can't believe Rex is such a bad influence on both of you! Anakin, Rex makes you act in such an uncivilized way!
Cody : Don't involve Rex in any of this! Skywalker does very well on his own to deprave himself!
Obi-Wan : You certainly don't mean that, my dear.
Cody : Don't "my dear" me! Skywalker is the one who has a terrible influence on Rex and the 501! Skywalker is a chaos demon!
Obi-Wan : Rex is evil incarnate! That stupid blonde head corrupted my little baby Padawan!
Cody : ... You're sleeping on the floor tonight.
Boil : Guys, our parents are fighting... Again.
Anakin : ... So that means I'm allowed to keep the blaster?
Cody: For self defense reasons I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act accordingly Rex, Fives, Echo: Ok Cody: If you don't want to die give me all of your money Rex: Bold of you to assume I have money Fives: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die Echo: Bold of you to assume I can die