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in the earlier spider-man comics whenever someone is rude to peter his internal monologues feel like this

Into The Spider-Verse Has One Negative Review

Let’s see.

Everyone needs to know that there's a blog for J Jonah Jameson and it's the funniest thing ever

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

A fight against Spiderman crashed into a beauty pageant. They accidentally announced Electro’s name, and he thought he won. Thank goodness J.J. was the only judge smart enough to nearly avoid another catastrophe.

You either die constantly saying the hero is actually a villain, or you live long enough to see yourself become the hero who is actually a villain

Teenagers… Menaces, the lot of them