Jack Kelly Newsies - Tumblr Posts

Based on actual convo with my friends:

Jack: I’m like a cigarette ‘cause I’m filled with poison and waiting to be set on fire.

Race: I’m like a cigarette cuz’ people are addicted to me 🤪✨

Jack: smart idea, Race! Was it original?

Race: no, it was my own

Jack: I want you all to see something important

Jack: *whips away sheet on a whiteboard to reveal the message* look! The human race!

*sheet has a single photograph of Race on it*

Newsies:

Race: aw

Jack: hey I really enjoy your company and I think you're super cute; I like you

Crutchie, gay: ??;,?

Jack: oh sorry *clears throat*

Jack: fjsainfasdfgiekgi!!

Crutchie: asdfgiek deadass!!!

Davey, wisely: if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you too?

Jack, unwisely: Dave buddy I'd be leading the charge, let's go boys

Crutchie: no--

Jack and Crutchie, holding hands: 😊💕❤🥺🥰💕😘❤

Davey, forcing them apart: tHAt'S Not SoCIaL DIStanCinG

Jack: I say we normalize guys showing affection, like this

Jack: *hugs Race and Albert*

Jack: *squeezes Davey's hand*

Jack: *lifts Les into his arms*

Crutchie, excited: *kisses his cheek*

Jack:

Crutchie: like that? 😊🥰💕

Jack:

Jack: yes exactly

Crutchie singing The Refuge: How are you

I am gay

Jack no really I'm so frickin gay

Snyder soaked me real good with my crutch

Oh yeah, it's the gay one, by the way

Jack, reading the letter brought from Specs, teary-eyed: Superb you beautiful bastard, you

Hey can we celebrate Jack Kelly being a bisexual hoe since it’s pride month maybe