Racetrack Is Dumb But I Love Him - Tumblr Posts

Jack, lovingly looking at Crutchie:

Race:

Race: Jack and Crutchie, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I--

Jack: I want you all to see something important

Jack: *whips away sheet on a whiteboard to reveal the message* look! The human race!

*sheet has a single photograph of Race on it*

Newsies:

Race: aw

Random person: aight so who wears the pants in the relationship

Race: OH so just because we're gAy We have to WeAr PAnTS? HOmOPHoBic baSTarD

Spot, wearily: honey please put your pants back on