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"If I don't understand Chris Tucker, how can I understand all the rap?"
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Carter grinned as he stepped into their spacious kitchen. His grin growing into a smile as he leaned over on the counter getting a glimpse of her bare backside. The only thing that was on her body was his white button up shirt which was only buttoned by 2 middle buttons. y/n smiled as she knew he was behind her . “I don’t even get a good morning bae .. nothing she said turning around to face carter who was biting his lip and staring lovingly at her. I’m sorry you’re just so fucking perfect he spoke coming around the island and placing his hands on her hips. You’re too but when I wake you up in the morning don’t I say good morning and I love you first? Not necessarily, remember that one time you woke me up by throwing a pillow at me and then proceeded to scream at me for eating your pineapples ?”or what about that time your woke me up by riding me , NOW THAT-! That was amazing he spoke making y/n laugh. I still said I love you and good morning “ that was after I came inside you, so it’s not the first thing that happened to you as soon as I opened my eyes he retorted and she rolled her eyes. Whatever my point still stands you’re just horny “ ‘yeah horny for you he responded and she laughed as he practically wrapped himself around her sitting her on the counter. After they shared their happiness and laughter the two of course caught in a heated make out session. Carter was infatuated with her, so it was a bit hard for Him to be calm and keep his hands to himself Whalen she was around. She didn’t mind though y/n loved that he loved her 10x as much she loved him. They pulled back and y/n bit her lip looking at carter, her fingers traced the band of his sweat pants, his upper half being bare. Who’s horny now ? “ “ Shut up and fuck me “ “ you got it beautiful. Carter hurriedly removed his pants making y/n laugh at how eager he was. “We just fucked last night and you’re so ready like you have been deprived of sex for months. “ She said he just chuckled a bit before picking up her left leg and pressing it against his chest. He pulled her forward a bit and smirked at her before pushing his hard length inside of her. Mm fuck-“ she voiced as carter breathing shook. “ you always feel so good around me “ he groaned giving her THAT look. y/n moaned loudly throwing her arms over his shoulders and keeping intense eye contact as he fucked her dumb on their kitchen counter. “ It feels so good daddy please don’t stop “ “I don’t plan on it, in fact I wanna do much more “ he spoke before pulling her body away from his. She let go confusion but just let him do what he wanted with her. She laid back on the counter propped up on her elbows as he slammed into her watching as her beasts bounced every time he slammed his dick inside. “You’re just so fucking thick, I can’t believe all this is mine” he spoke grabbing harshly at her thighs. I’m gonna fuck my cum into you baby, so you could be full and stuffed with my seed while you walk around the house with nothing but my shirt on “ he said and she felt her head get light. He never failed to make her weak in the knees , not only when he’s fucking her either. “Cum in me daddy, fuck my pussy full of your cum “ “ I will, my pretty fucking cumslut “ he said as he kissed her, but never slowed and stilled himself. y/n begin to scream out his name as the pleasure became hard to handle. “ daddy I can’t “ she spoke looking at him in his eyes. “You can and you will princess, now cum for me , make a mess all over my dick baby” he coaxed her to her orgasm as he took his thumb rubbing her clit in a slow circle motion. A few seconds later he was filling her to her brain with cum and she came a few seconds after him. “That felt so good , you can’t convince me “ you’re not some type of pussy fairy of something “ he chuckled falling over y/n for a second “ I might be “. She smiled and laughed to herself the two breathing hard and sweaty. After they gotten themselves together and cleaned the kitchen y/n sighed. “ Now I need a shower “ “ can I join carter asked giving her a cute smile. “ if I say no you be pouting
Okay I have been whining about this for a hot minute but I'm gonna whine about it again on here because I'm genuinely getting pissed off about it.
Why the hell are we getting ANOTHER Karate Kid sequel?
Besides the fact that we have three sequels and an ass reboot that was made fourteen years ago... WE ALREADY HAVE A SEQUEL TO THE OG KARATE KID!!!! The beginning of the end of Cobra Kai is literally about to start in about over a month from now and they're making this sequel as a "return of the original Karate Kid franchise" (this is verbaitm how it was described), as if the eight-year running, six season, 65 episode series they have been doing wasn't doing just that.
Another fun little nugget I found out while doing obsessive extensive research about this little wannabe CK film is that this film has no ties or connections to CK as of right now. Some of the actors from CK didn't even know that there was another Karate Kid movie coming out, and none of the characters from there or the old series are coming back. It's only Daniel and Jackie Chan's character from the reboot???
Jackie Chan???
If this is a "true" direct sequel to the og four TKK films, despite CK already holding that title and the reboot prior to this not being in the universe, y'all know what this means right?
They just retconned the existence of Cobra Kai. That means all of the character development for Daniel, Johnny, the og Cobra Kai guys, Silver, Kreese, Chozen, Ali, etc, as well as the existence of the new gen kids are not canon. Miguel, Robby, Tory, Sam and Anthony (Daniel's goddamn KIDS) are not canon and don't exist in the universe anymore.
This pisses me all the way off. And they pushed back the film until next year because they don't wanna interfere with the CK release. Why does that matter if the show isn't in the universe anymore anyway. PLUS, if you had released the film around the same time, more people would've gone to the theater.
Like what is this movie? Who is it for? Sony's only doing this because CK did well for TKK IP and they want more money. I feel like the 2025 film would've been better off if they had just made it a sequel to the 2010 reboot, which they were gonna do but scrapped it because Chan didn't like the script.
This is also just a lot more work for Macchio because what do you mean I gotta play two versions of my most popular character but they're not in the same universe?
I have to reblog this. It’s Jackie Chan.
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One this that always bothered me about Jackie Chan Adventures is that out of the 12 Talismans 2 of them are heat based ranged attacks, while Shendu can breath fire even without them and is the demon of fire. Pig should’ve been something else. I know kinda wish it’s power was just Sight, like it can see the invisible or in the dark as it is. It’s be like “Sight? What a useless power I can already see” and someone gets it and it can see in slow motion, 360 decrees and give you AC’s eagle vision and Batman Arkham detective vision. Make for another cool utility power.
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Jackie Chan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SLJJc8siyU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrohsIMgl0k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_z3mByOutE Christopher Lee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MuEA2eF8c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z16_mx1edG0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=rJ42cbnjMpM&feature=fvwp
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