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imagine butlerdad alfie taking care of 10yr old bruce and 3yr old babs

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This is part of my teen batman au you fucking psychic❤

It started when Jim would come over after Martha and Thomas died. Bruce started to see Jim as a father figure and invited him over more and more.

One time Jim couldn't find anyone to babysit Babs, so, he took her to the manor.

Bruce's Big Bro Tingle started tingling the second Jim put his foot on the manor grounds.

So of course, now Jim had to take Babs with him everytime, I mean, who could say no to baby Brucie, he just wanted a little sister

Leaving Babs with Bruce also meant he could spent more time with Alfie

Soon Bruce and Alfred became the main "babysitters" for Barb.

Anyway on to the butlerdad:

Jim has a police mission or something, whatever he's up to these days

So Babs stays over night, the same night a charity gala happens to take place

At first everything is fine, Bruce is being the big brother he was born to be, Babs is a delight and Alfred thought it would be easy peasy

He was wrong

Not a second after he left them alone, shit hit the fan

Turns out Bruce and Babs should not be left alone because if there is any duo that should never share braincells, it's them

Alfred still doesn't know exactly what they did, but what he does know is that when he came back to check on them, they were gone and so were Mr. Kane's belt and socks

There was a frog in a lady's dress, people's socks were gone, someone's pants didn't have any stitches.

How they did all that without anyone noticing, is a miracle and a mystery Alfred is still trying to figure out. Especially the sock thing.

(Later when Jim came to pick Babs up, Bruce made sure both he and Alfie couldn't find them, so they had to look for them together. He just wants his dads to get it over with and have a kiss)