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The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1
Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago
Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again
Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth
Stellan: You're a hazard to society
Avar: And a coward. Do 20.
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one
Stellan: shit
Avar: wait, two
Cop: yes?
Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF
Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction
Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
[Building explodes and several alarms go off]
Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better
Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me
Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING
Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-
Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time
Avar: The car takes a screenshot
Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out
Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Stellan: Just give him a minute
Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]
Elzar: What are you doing?
Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]
Stellan: absolute fucking idiots
Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them
Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake
Elzar: Even better!
Stellan: …what did you do
Avar, holding a chick: Here :)
Elzar: We named her Kyle!
Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing
Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!
Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?
Stellan: nO-
Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]
Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?
Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit
Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch
Avar: [slams the comlink]
Avar: Now call Kantam