Jesse And James - Tumblr Posts
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I know this is about GO, but why did I read this as a Team Rocket line?
Seeing as Aziraphale doesn't know what Twitter or Grindr are, he probably doesn't even own a computer (tho he does in the book, but a very old one), and I can just imagine him being confronted with this image and doesn't know what to do and has to ask Crowley.
Aziraphale: But I'm not human, I'm an angel! I-if I say yes, that would be lying! What if I get into trouble? Crowley: Angel, it's fine, trust me!
![[Drawing of Pokémon characters Jesse and James with a mirroring pose saying the first two lines of their motto.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/01da4cf68e909e7567225eed76549977/234fc0ddc9389573-12/s540x810/b0d4382dc540d35ab80313d3822364bec653f927.jpg)
Source (sorry I forgot to find and source the artist when I first posted this)
There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).
Y'all are always saying "ash doesn't age" but you never talk about how Jesse James and meowth also haven't aged a day in the last 24 years.
Jessie with a Dreepy is my new favorite thing. Please give her one. They’d be a great team.