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Parts 1-4 Jojos with a SO who has braces
Just got my braces on for the second time and it got me thinking so here you go!
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Johnathan
The sweetest every
Will never let you be in pain alone
Even if it hurts this man is by your side 24/7
Has big 'ol hands so expect him to message your face <3
Will carry you everywhere even though there is no reason
It's on site if Dio ever makes fun of you
Joseph
Calls you "brace face" (I'm so sorry)💀
Really annoying at first saying shit like "it can't hurt THAT bad"
But once he sees you're really in pain he will do anything for you
Buys you shit you can't eat on accident, Caesar smacks him for being stupid
Overall, despite being a dumbass he loves you so you are in good hands
Still calls you "brace face" but lovingly
Jotaro
This man, despite his facade, loves you so much
Not much for words of comfort but you will wake up with all the food in your house that you couldn't eat, replaced with stuff you can <3
Thinks they are kinda badass
Star platinum (bc he's like super accurate )helps you puts your rubber bands in because Jotaro just can't express how much he wants to help you
Just try to talk about yourself negatively, all your getting is "good greif 😒. You look fine, you still look the same to me" he loves you
Josuke
He definitely had braces as a kid so he knows what to do to help you
Upset that crazy dimond can't fix it
If you say that you don't like he will be like "look on the bright side! If you bite some creep it will hurt more😅" he's trying his best
Will treat your braces like his hair, anyone says anything, they are meeting god
Has everything you need, pain killers, wax, the whole shabang
Parts 1-5 jojos when you want to leave a party early
Johnathan
"Of course darling let's leave right now"
He is ready to go the moment you say something
He's already called a car or carriage ig? Idk it was 1800s when he was still alive so
Any way
The sweetest ever, will do whatever it takes to make you comfortable
Will carry you out of the party no questions asked
If somebody is making you uncomfortable
Will immediately walk over to them and his internal monologue is just "should I punch them? No that would very un-gentalmanly of me. But they were making them uncomfortable? So should I?"
In the end he settles for giving them a very stern talking to and if the message doesn't get through THEN he will put them in a head lock
Joseph
"Alrighty then lets have a stay at home date hm?"
Is really annoying at first
"Do we HAVE to go" he would look so upset and give you the puppy face
All you would have to do is make it clear you don't want to be here and he is grabbing your coats
He's a total extrovert so he doesn't really understand being socially exhausted so you might have to explain it to him
If someone was making you uncomfortable
Has a mischievous glint in his eye when he asks who it was
"that person over there? Why they look like a total idiot just wait here."
Uses a hamon charged glass to deck their ass with water
Jotaro
"Finally, come on let's go"
He was already wanting to leave so he is a bit relieved when you say that you are ready to go early
Don't even worry about explaining introvertedness to him, he gets it.
If it's too loud he will put his hat on you head to cover your ears
If someone was making you uncomfortable
He doesn't say anything he just walks around the corner and hear a very loud " ORA" and the whole place goes silent
He then grabs your hand extra tight and leaves
Josuke
"Yeah you said it, let's get out of here"
He is totally cool with leaving
Says goodbye to Okuyasu and Koichi
Once that's taken care of you guys are out of there!
Walks you home and offers to stay with you
You don't have to apologize, if you even try to he's stopping you "there's no need for that I just want to spend time with you not at some lame party" *cue big goofy josuke grin*
If someone was making you uncomfortable
His eyes go dark
"Can you point them out babe."
Winds up and punches them square in the face before yelling at them and telling them that if they ever got close to you again he would screw their nose up so much they wouldn't be able breath
He's not joking
Giorno
"Yes my dearest just give me one moment"
He wants to get a video of Mista, narancia, and fugo dancing before he goes
Takes you hand and will shove anyone who is in your way as you two are leaving
Takes you to get gelato
Makes you flowers out of stuff to entertain you if he can't leave right away<3
If some was making you uncomfortable
Dead
They are dead now
Hi there! Could you please write headcanons for the Jojos for when they do/say something funny that Reader finds absolutely hilarious, but they’re in a situation where they can’t make any noise so Reader has to stifle it to the point of tears? Bonus points if Reader’s stand is cackling maniacally above them while Reader quietly suffers ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ I would also like the headcanons to be ambiguous whether the character and Reader’s relationship is romantic or platonic if that’s alright! Thank you!
Ahhh so cute!!
Jojos part 1-5 when you try to hold in your laughter
Johnathan
"Are you alright? do you need some water?"
Johnathan is just so unexpectedly funny sometimes and you love that about him
But definitely not at a fancy dinner with his family
Doesn't understand that what he said was funny until you burst into laughter and end up telling him later
Joseph
"Don't even try to hold it in, I know I'm too funny for that"
An absolute menace is what this man is
He will just begin making funny faces or poking at your side trying to get you to break
Tells that same joke all the time just to get you to loose it
Jotaro
"Tch"
He doesn't get it, what he said wasn't funny at all? Why are you biting your lip and why is your stand dying of laughter?
He may seem annoyed at your lack of control but deep down he's happy that he made you laugh
Josuke
*big goofy josuke grin*
He doesn't even need to say anything at this point
He loves to see you smile so if class ever gets boring he just summons crazy D to try and make you laugh
Gets a kick out of watching you try to contain yourself while your stand betrays your true emotions
Giorno
"Are you alright? Are those tears in your eyes?"
He's so oblivious it's not even funny
But he is funny without even trying and he could say the stupidest thing and you wouldn't be able to hold your laughter
You want to tell him your fine but you know if you try to talk you'll just end up laughing
Gets you a tissue