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Parts 1-4 Jojos with a SO who has braces
Just got my braces on for the second time and it got me thinking so here you go!
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Johnathan
The sweetest every
Will never let you be in pain alone
Even if it hurts this man is by your side 24/7
Has big 'ol hands so expect him to message your face <3
Will carry you everywhere even though there is no reason
It's on site if Dio ever makes fun of you
Joseph
Calls you "brace face" (I'm so sorry)💀
Really annoying at first saying shit like "it can't hurt THAT bad"
But once he sees you're really in pain he will do anything for you
Buys you shit you can't eat on accident, Caesar smacks him for being stupid
Overall, despite being a dumbass he loves you so you are in good hands
Still calls you "brace face" but lovingly
Jotaro
This man, despite his facade, loves you so much
Not much for words of comfort but you will wake up with all the food in your house that you couldn't eat, replaced with stuff you can <3
Thinks they are kinda badass
Star platinum (bc he's like super accurate )helps you puts your rubber bands in because Jotaro just can't express how much he wants to help you
Just try to talk about yourself negatively, all your getting is "good greif 😒. You look fine, you still look the same to me" he loves you
Josuke
He definitely had braces as a kid so he knows what to do to help you
Upset that crazy dimond can't fix it
If you say that you don't like he will be like "look on the bright side! If you bite some creep it will hurt more😅" he's trying his best
Will treat your braces like his hair, anyone says anything, they are meeting god
Has everything you need, pain killers, wax, the whole shabang
Parts 1-5 jojos when you want to leave a party early
Johnathan
"Of course darling let's leave right now"
He is ready to go the moment you say something
He's already called a car or carriage ig? Idk it was 1800s when he was still alive so
Any way
The sweetest ever, will do whatever it takes to make you comfortable
Will carry you out of the party no questions asked
If somebody is making you uncomfortable
Will immediately walk over to them and his internal monologue is just "should I punch them? No that would very un-gentalmanly of me. But they were making them uncomfortable? So should I?"
In the end he settles for giving them a very stern talking to and if the message doesn't get through THEN he will put them in a head lock
Joseph
"Alrighty then lets have a stay at home date hm?"
Is really annoying at first
"Do we HAVE to go" he would look so upset and give you the puppy face
All you would have to do is make it clear you don't want to be here and he is grabbing your coats
He's a total extrovert so he doesn't really understand being socially exhausted so you might have to explain it to him
If someone was making you uncomfortable
Has a mischievous glint in his eye when he asks who it was
"that person over there? Why they look like a total idiot just wait here."
Uses a hamon charged glass to deck their ass with water
Jotaro
"Finally, come on let's go"
He was already wanting to leave so he is a bit relieved when you say that you are ready to go early
Don't even worry about explaining introvertedness to him, he gets it.
If it's too loud he will put his hat on you head to cover your ears
If someone was making you uncomfortable
He doesn't say anything he just walks around the corner and hear a very loud " ORA" and the whole place goes silent
He then grabs your hand extra tight and leaves
Josuke
"Yeah you said it, let's get out of here"
He is totally cool with leaving
Says goodbye to Okuyasu and Koichi
Once that's taken care of you guys are out of there!
Walks you home and offers to stay with you
You don't have to apologize, if you even try to he's stopping you "there's no need for that I just want to spend time with you not at some lame party" *cue big goofy josuke grin*
If someone was making you uncomfortable
His eyes go dark
"Can you point them out babe."
Winds up and punches them square in the face before yelling at them and telling them that if they ever got close to you again he would screw their nose up so much they wouldn't be able breath
He's not joking
Giorno
"Yes my dearest just give me one moment"
He wants to get a video of Mista, narancia, and fugo dancing before he goes
Takes you hand and will shove anyone who is in your way as you two are leaving
Takes you to get gelato
Makes you flowers out of stuff to entertain you if he can't leave right away<3
If some was making you uncomfortable
Dead
They are dead now
Another post for my moot @yuneara <3
DIU boys playing Pokémon
This will be for Pokémon sword and shield bc that the game I've play most recently
Josuke
Stater Pokémon: sobble
Pokémon on his team: unfezant, roserade, cinccinco, gothita, and froslass
Lovessss Pokémon who have hair
Spends hours trying every hairstyle in the game and is upset that none of the match
His favorite gym leader was probably rohan
Always playing with his Pokémon
Can't stand hop
Lives playing in matches against you
The only time you'll probably win is if you kiss him randomly to distract him
Okuyasu
Starter Pokémon: scorbunny
Pokémon on his team: greedent, obstagoon, tsareena, machamp, and snorlax
Into big strong Pokémon, except tsareena who he found as a bonsweet and absolutely fell in love with, she is now the mvp of his team
Gets very emotional if any Pokémon he has faints
Head over heels for every girl in the game especially melony bc he has a thing for milfs
Constantly reminds you that you are better than all of them though <3
Doesn't understand type match ups no matter how many times josuke explains it
Tries really hard to beat you but can never do it so be prepared for a lot of "just one more round!" In all honesty he probably just wants more time with you
Koichi

Starter Pokémon: grookey
Pokémon on his team: shiftry, an arcanine named police (like his dog), crustle, quagsire, and gardevoir
Gets super into it, nothing can interrupt him if he's in the middle of a battle (you'll probably have to shake him if you want his attention)
Doesn't really care about his appearance in the game and will probably never change what he looks like
Favorite gym leader was probably milo or nessa (she awakened something in him lol)
The kind of person to attempt a nuzlock and then get too upset when his Pokémon die
Likes to play it while sitting in your lap