Helluva Boss Smut - Tumblr Posts

Welcome to the project

Not actually, but I am in my manhunt phase, so....

Hi, my name is John, but you can call me JG or Johnny. I'm a writer who doesn't write much but if I do these fancy things like presentations I convince myself to.

I am 18 years old (since yesterday) and now that I am free of my hellbent prison (basic Brazilian law) I can write smut, gore, and galore >:D

I have autism and I am a bit slow so actual posts are going to be slow.

Rp side blog

To this day I will open my requests meaning now you can send me ideas and stuff to write. Manly one-shots and headcanons (never wrote one but the first time is the charm~)

I will write:

Gore

Smut

Fluff

Angst

Kinks in general

But will not write:

Heavy kinks (Vomit, scat, piss, etc...)

NonCon.

Pedo

Children next to pedos in general actually-

Also, I write for male readers and gender neutral. I really don't know how to write female readers so I just save you all from the terror it would be.

Masterlist

What characters do I write?

My answer: All of them!

All Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters are on the table. Of course, I try to research in case I don't know.

Also manhunt 1/2 characters, even the hunters.

Me of course ;)

For I am the leader, Mr. Nasty~

𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝...

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬... 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐳𝐛𝐢𝐧/𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐯𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭!

𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟎𝐬 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞... 𝐄𝐡...

𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝙶𝚞𝚝𝚜.

(𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘) 𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚠!

𝐈𝐭 𝐫𝐡𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞.

So I was, like, seeing how the votes were doing... Trying to prepare before it goes out in a week and...

you got to be kidding me.

Well... Democracy am I right or am I right? Well, if it doesn't change I just rewrite what I was going for. Had some research in the topics at hand and trying to think harder on the ideas.

Yeah... I even forgot to put the fancy markings I usually do, so here

How I feel when I request something to a Tumblr creator, they make it and say "this was one of my best works recently!"

My ego knows no bounds... Until I remember I still have to write- god dammit.

Just... Go to the reblog below or @strawb3rrystar account because she did a great job (kinda pointless this post but whatever I wanted to do a meme)

Also, at this point I going to ask: does anyone know a way to regulary get your ass out and write (metaphorically of course)?

Okay... Ima test something so bear with me. I saw some people doing like- rambling about getting down with a character so, with it being easy I decided why not? It's NSFW, very so no going down.

Okay? No kids? Cool alright. Here we go...

I want to fuck Stolas. Not just him, the gender-bend version. I will be honest to say before I did it because I wasn't gay (femboys changed that) but now it's because... I don't know, it's so much hotter. Fan art doesn't help either, I just want to kiss her mouth, interline our tongues as I grope her breasts and ass, enjoying such different textures of being fur and feeling like I am in a pillow or cloud. I want to hear her moan and kiss her neck while she pets my head like a pet. Now I hate people in power, but if I put them there I wanna be like a little pet that they adore and compliment. I wanna suck on her breasts, feel her skin on my mouth as saliva falls down her body, her moans filling whatever room we are in. I get on my knees and kiss her pussy, lick it, and suck on her clit while pants and moans, whining about how much I tease but how could I not? Eventually, I stop it, maybe after she came once, and actually pull out my dick. She looks amazed, and admired to me, even if I might not be that impressive. Her love goes beyond simple things such as size or whatever, and I don't mind it too (although the picture may leave you to question me). I sink into her, my cock entering and leaving her as I make sweet love, hugging her and kissing her body, like one would adore its goddess. The climax comes, and like a thousand fireworks in the sky, explodes in ecstasy. And the we hug and go to sleep peacefully.

Yeah that's it.

Also I not a furry-

Ladies and gentlemen. I'm getting work done.

I know, unexpected, however I managed to create a schedule that made me finally write properly. One of the requests and a random one shot(that isn't a one shot but I don't know if I gonna continue) are already done which was unthinkable for me.

I'm happy basically. I hope y'all didn't get too sad for my lack of writing (more so in the waiting for your requests to be done) but when I finished with the three of them I will post them "slowly" (something something engagement)

Not being really in character but whatever, I don't even know if y'all like.

Also, yeah please comment. Anything. Questions or whatever. I love them and makes me feel actually posting to someone. Even if this stuff is mostly for myself, I would be lying if random people telling they like my work didn't make me giddy.

Hello! Love your work! Is it okay if you could write Blitzø smut and angst? He takes reader's virginity and tells them everything they wanna here to use them for something that they have then. Blitzø leaves them after getting what he wants because we all know he's scared of commitment reader can be any gener. Thank you, keep up the amazing work!! (Also I'm sorry if I've already asked this before)

𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝙸𝚝 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞! 𝐒𝐨... 𝐈𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭. 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬.

𝐓𝐖: 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐥, 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞.

"the number you have dialed has not been recognized-"

"C'mon, answer." your voice shook as you paced around your living room, heart almost escaping your chest. You close your eyes, trying to make the tears not fall from your face.

It was obvious it wasn't meant to last, you knew, but why it was so little? Why does it keep happening, again and again with you? You just wanted a little affection and all you got was the damned phone screaming at your ear!

"she ain't coming back, shithead."

Oh, and the asshole too.

"Oh thank you mister obvious I didn't notice." It was supposed to come of condensing, but your voice cracked and spilled sorrow. You pinched your eyes, trying to get calmer.

"she ain't even all of that."

you glared at him, at the sofa with his hands on the back of his head and laying on it with the most lazy demeanor you saw.

"I called you to help me, not to say shit about her." You replied, crossing your arms.

"Well, I can't do one thing without the other, she was a bitch! Always demanding stuff, whining, and bitching about life. Seriously she was a broken record."

"Well for one this is HELL. I can't expect you to have any better." You held your head, a headache was already incoming. "Second I am supposed to give stuff, that's how it works."

"Really? Who the fucker that said that?"

"oh I don't know, the one who fucked my wife certainly was screaming it before I blew his head off!" An ugly snarl formed as you held yourself not to pounce on the little red gremlin, who didn't seem affected by the threatening face.

"Wow, you should try guys next time with your luck on women."

"I'm not gay, Blitzø" You took a deep breath as you went to sit on the sofa, staring curved to the ground. You heard Blitzø leave and come back, but you didn't pay much attention.

"Listen..."

"Hm?"

"It's fucked up okay, but it's not the end of the world."

"Don't you say it..."

He grabbed you by the shoulders, forcing you to stare at him. "yeah I fucking say! The amount of time I got dumped isn't written but guess what!? I'm alive and fucking well and you are too! Every time you go there to kill people in that shitty ball in space, you are a butcher or some kind of fucked up modern artist making your world your painting. Put your anger there, and let that bitch behind because she isn't worth it if she left the goddamn commando here for nothing."

"... That was... A shity speech..."

He looked at you with an annoyed glare. "Really?"

"yeah, that's how I know you are telling the truth." You chuckled, giving his shoulder a light punch. "Okay then, boss. What are we going to do to forget the... Bitch." The last words came forced but he seemed happy nonetheless.

"Well... Fucking getting drunk!" He holds the vodkas he brought earlier. "That's a good fucking idea, no?"

"Aren't we going to do something dumb because of it?" You raised your eyebrow.

"Nah, the max we can do is piss on someone but they probably fucking deserved it."

"All right then... I do if you promise to not say fuck again, you ruining that word."

"That's my boy! Let's fu- eh, frickin go!" He got up with a jump, putting the liquid in glasses. Probably not the right way to get over an ex but like he said, what was the worst they could do?

-

"F-Finaly you c-can't say it- Hic! Anymore can you~?" You looked down at your 'boss' as you forced him down your cock, your hands gripping the back of his head as he gagged and sputtered, pre-cum and saliva dripping from his mouth. His eyes see stars as tears fall down his face with the sweat. A strong musky smell came from him as he tried to breathe through his nose, only getting out a bobble of saliva.

That made you grin, this shithead finally being a good boy for once, was he good for anything else even? You didn't remember, you didn't want to and would beat someone who tried to do that.

Your hands went for his horns as you let him out of his cock, but just barely. Only when his lips were touching your pulsing crown you slammed back into his throat, grunting out as you repeated.

"F-fucking slut a-aren't you~? Hic! J-just trying to g-get FUCKED by my c-cock, hm~?" You didn't need him to answer, his mindless sucking of your cock that made his cheeks hollow out and his tongue gripping your cock in a spiral was enough of a answer.

"You want a g-gay s-stud~? I going to g-give you a f-fucking gay s-stud~!" Spit came out of your mouth with the yell, making the already fast pace more quick. You didn't care he needed to breathe, everyone was already dead! You didn't need to breathe, just get air so you could yell more.

"Gay Blitzø, g-gay Bli-Blitzø, gay- HICK~! BLitzø~!" The mantra continued as the bastard took your cock like a doll, especially with the way he lacked a gag reflex. He didn't have one, you thought, although you didn't remember what gag meant. Oh, who cares anyway.

What matters is your cock throbbing like crazy, pleading to cum in the bitch mouth.

"I'm- HICK~! Going to HICK~! M-mAkE yOu tAkE it AlL!" That was the 'warning' he got before you forced him down again, this time locking your legs in the back of his head. Feeling as he scratched your thighs, but it didn't hurt. It made red stuff out but no hurt done. Not when you moaned louder in your entire life- death- dead life

When all was done, you got out and watched as he failed spectacularly to drink all up, coughing up and letting more cum fall down his naked body.

You laughed like a maniac, holding your stomach. "D-Dumb- HICK~! GiRl~"

When he finished coughing at you he looked at you with a challenging glare, a bad shit crazy smile on his face. "I show you A GODDAMN GIRL!"

He pouched on top of you, forcing you to the ground as he gripped your neck and closed your air ventilation. The already hard thoughts were now even harder to comprehend, as he talked about something you didn't understand. "GEt... FOr... ULTimate..."

"Uh?" Was all you let out as your body jolted when something entered your ass. Hard.

A cry came out of you as you almost came again when your belly was full of something. It kept going in and out, gripping your insides so well. It hurt. Did it hurt? Maybe. Mist your whimpers and cries somewhere from pain and others from pleasure, which became more and more one-sided as your ass got slapped on.

"MY BITch... MY BITch... BITch..." You were gagging in no air as you felt your skin going cold. Not all, your ass burned like a volcano. Do you think Blitzø was... Fucking you? Yeah?

His hips slapping against your thighs, feeling your foot on your ear and something on your mouth. Some air came back, but now something wet and slippery rolled around your tongue. Another one? You had only one. Had you not?

God you didn't want to think, not when something nice was in your torso, not when you practically screamed but nothing came out, just more spit and cum down your chin.

Your eyes... You could see his eyes now. So frenetic. You wanted them bad. You needed them badly. All the time. Any time. You needed to be his... Bitch.

Oh fuck you came at that thought, you his little bitch slut, always getting fucked in this ass. His cum on you, you wanted it trapped if it always felt this hot. Hot. You wanted to be hot and bothered all the time.

You wanted...

-

Nothing.

You felt nothing but cold air. Lying down on the floor.

Your head throbbing, bile coming up. You went up, fell by the side, and got up, running to the bathroom to vomit in the toilet.

So much vomit, how much did you drink yesterday? Or today? What day was it?

You got up, to the sink, cleaning your face with cold water. Was all always so cold?

You tried to breathe, but something was wrong with your throat. Air wasn't airing per se. Somebody choked you? Only last week but the target was down before any further damage. So who-

Blitzø. His name came too fast as if you were stuck with it all day. His idea of getting drunk so he must know something.

And what happened... A dream, yeah a really strange dream. Only that, it couldn't be.

You gripping your hip, feeling a boner coming up, why?

Call, call first, and then questions.

Your phone was on the ground, with no cracks. You went to his number, calling it. It kept calling and going indefinitely, not finding it. Until a response came.

"the number you have dialed has not been recognized, try again later."

If anyone is having the sudden urge to write about gender bend male to female from the hazbin/helluva universe x Reader, it's me. I'm sending this mental message. Do it.

Please.

It's not a order, I'm begging-

So... All my requests are done, yiiipe. However I beginning to again get lazy (probably not the right term but it's funnier.) So, ima ask you all.

Should I do quick fics? Like, short ones that I can pump fast (like the fem stolas I did some time ago.)

My bad, original gangsters. I am in my Red Dead Redemption 2 online hipper fixation phase, and I have not been writing. It's not a good excuse but I try to get it controlled, since I have now (practically) 40 FOLLOWERS :D

Edit: IT'S 41, 41!!!

Idk where y'all came from but I am so happy, I know some are scam bots (No I not buying art within 5 seconds of meeting you) but screw them, I know my real ones.

I can't give you a tangible time when I will be able to post writing again, but I try my best to at least post dumb stuff enough to be worth your time :)

But feel free to send things in request that I can talk about, like pfff idk how HOT FEM STRIKER IS?? JESUS CHRIST I WANT THAT WOMAN TO TIE ME UP-

How my ass looks when I request some writer on Tumblr for gender bend helluva/Hazbin boy with a mommy kink x male reader (I not projecting, definitely not).

JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST DIDN'T POST TODAY. Literally almost immediately failed Johnnytober. Anyway.

Johnnytober 1°: double penetration.

Martha x Miss.Mayberry x Blackwater(oc)

what went wrong?

Seriously, Blackwater had to wonder. He had a simple mission: get the territory on the border of pride. Straight to the point, all he had to do was convince anyone that lived there and kill who disagreed or was too wild.

There weren't even many people there, just a couple near the imp town and some World War stragglers in a poor made bunker.

Yet here he was.

"Fucccckk~ Go harder~"

"Yeah cmon speed up, donkey~!"

Urgh.

Yes, he was fucking two women at the same time. Rather crude, but there wasn't any better way to put it.

Well, there was. Like he could describe double girthy and lengthy dicks stacked on top of each other, constantly entering and leaving the ladies cunts, even frictioning between them as a bulge appeared at their belly each time in went deep.

Perhaps, he could explain how the both women clashed tongues between them, doing the equivalent of a tango by how much they twisted together, minus of course the saliva dripping from their mouths and sliding to one of their chests, as their breasts clashed together and sometimes rubbed together their hard nipples.

All things he wasn't a fan of. He wasn't homophobic, just not found of this intimate connections, no matter the gender, specifically if their happening only because one of them has the ability to shapeshift.

One million dollars to guess who it was.

"Fucking hell I said faster!" One of the women, Martha by her thick southern tone, exclaimed while kicking his ass. Literally.

"If I do it any faster I will hit your organs." He said in a matter of fact tone. Maybe better description would be sarcasm but he genuinely was surprised by how both were alive to this point. There wasn't even any need, he knew from biology books that the female g-spot was located near the entrance, and certainly didn't need to be poked by a 20 inch pole the size of a light machine gun.

"Does it look like it m-matters~? Mmmh~ just do it~!" Miss.Mayberry said weakly, more like one would dealing with a monstercock (he couldn't believe that though occurred in his head.)

"If I want it you two dead I just shoot you." He warned yet again. Couldn't both wait? It was just a war of attrition at this point.

"All I hear is a little coward~!"

"You think this insults will work? I not doing it."

"Cmon boy~ won't you do it for mommy- AH~!"

"I don't have any masters to control me." He snarled through his teeth as he pushed the top one down, pounding fervently at them. "If I have to prove it throught your ruined guts then so be it."

These imbeciles thinking they could talk him down? Him? He was the one that planned for 30 years the fall of the hierarchy of hell, he was the one so close to proving even destiny wrong, and he wouldn't be outsmarted by a couple of freaks in the middle of nowhere.

The wet slaps reverberated though the house, the two ladies moaning and whimpering like bitches in heat. Stench of sweat stung around with the smell of sex, and the smell of cum when he finally climaxed.

His vision actually went dark for a moment, but it went back to normal... Which was just the corners being black.

It took a few seconds, long seconds, but it all went all. They all breathed heavily and deeply, seeking for air like they ran a marathon.

In the end, Blackwater got out as quick as his trembling legs could, morphing into a more discreet figure to get out, basically having nothing down there since if he had a pussy it would drench his pants the moment he completed formed it. Speaking of which he was fully clothed and on the exit door in seconds.

"W-Wait a second-"

"No. Calm me only if you die, please."

Oh, the sacrifices he made for democracy.

Did someone miss the manhunt gifs~?

...

No?

Awh okay :( also wrote this in a cocaine fulled streak at 9 pm. And maybe sparrowrye might be a bit traumatized in seeing Blackwater this way-

Johnnytober 5°: anal

Transfem Striker X GN reader

"Oh darling, look at what you made me do~"

She purred in your ear, as you eyes where dazed by the continuous pounding in your ass. Your ass cheeks clapping and jiggling from each thrust Striker gave to you. Her hand griping your hip with a force that drew blood, as her other hand hold your head.

"Ya cant walk around so pretty like that~ it makes mommy so needy~"

You moaned in ecstasy, cumming again with your groin on fire as she didn't stop. She had been in it for a hour, even if you were so sensible, so Fucking full. But did you want her to stop?

"My darling needs to work, I know, but ya can take some rest~ ye working for me so well~" she leaned in, twisting your head so her lips could be a breath from yours. "Nobody has a ass like ya~"

She then pushed your head against the mattress, stopping for a second to make your ass aim higher, and then went full force, hitting your prostate like a hammer. Your mind went blank as your tongue escaped your mouth, moaning a whining like the bitch you were.

You certainly wouldn't be able to walk this weekend.

And we are back with smut~

Johnnytober 7°: The thrill of getting caught

You really shouldn't be there.

It was supposed to be Beelzebub meeting with the other sins, the kind of stuff no lowly hellborn like you should be near in, yet look at where you were. Serving her like a needy puppy.

Your tongue ran across her pussy, slowly up and down, as your hands caressed the sides of her legs. Her fur was so soft, and you could feel the goosebumps that ran on her skin as you got bolder.

She was so unusually quiet, I'm your and everyone opinions, but you didn't blame her. She was really holding the urge to moan, specially as you ran your tongue around her clit, circling it until eventually sucking on it.

Her whimpering was music to your ears, so divine in this hellish wasteland you thought you were in heaven instead. You heard the others ask if she was alright, and she said she was fine.

A lie, you were sure she was more than fine~

Week 1 is done~