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Under the cut so as not to wreck anyone's dash since it's instantly smutty.

J-Hope really does want to be your hope and make you happy. He’s a giver in bed - he likes to focus on your pleasure, he likes to see your face when you come, he wants your thighs shaking before he even slides into you. He can be so hard that his dick is straining against his pants and still, all he’ll be able to focus on is you - until you remind him that this is a partnered event.

Truly your #1 fan and while it’s evident every day in every way, it’s esp evident during sex. He’s talkative and praises you constantly with the slightest undercurrent of disbelief. From “how are you so beautiful, baby?” to “look at you, taking me so well.”

He doesn’t have one particular body type that he loves because he’s gonna cap for his woman and wanna get his hands on her regardless, but let it be known that he is a proud member of the Thick Thighs Make a Dick Rise Club™. His favorite hobbies include: pulling you down the bed by your thighs and putting them over his shoulders while he goes to work; gripping said thighs when you try to squirm while he’s performing aforementioned work; pulling you down onto his lap and squeezing them to feel the give of your flesh under his hands, and being highkey whipped by the sight of you in shorts. When you’re sitting near enough, guess where his hand or head will usually end up. There are times where he’ll kiss you goodbye and kiss first your thigh and then your lips.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Jung Hoseok eats pussy from the back. HOWEVER, he loves to able to look up the line of your body and see your face too so he gets torn but he doesn’t care so long as he can get his mouth on you.

Speaking of, he is ranked in the top 3 when it comes to Tongue Tech™. It’s not even just about technique (though that’s important and believe me, he has a very effective one) but he’s also just so unabashedly into eating you out and does it with such reverence and enthusiasm - making these lewd slurping sounds, moaning into and against you, looking up at you. He loves jerking himself off while eating you out so if you’re too tired, he’ll make your legs shake while getting himself off and then sweetly kiss you with his mouth still wet with your taste and tuck you on into bed.

Favorite position: 69. Because he can sometimes neglect his own pleasure, serving each other at the same time is a big plus for him.

He is L O U D and he loves it when you’re loud too. He’s whipped for a tease though so if you bite your lip and playfully refuse to be loud, it’s a challenge he loves accepting.

His dick is average but his stroke game is anything but. Hobi will beat the walls up like you’ve never ever felt before (and you ain’t even gotta be an expensive girl). You will be walking crooked after Hobi gets his hands on you.

Can get in more dominant, teasing moods (see Exhibit A of Hobi is a tease) where he’ll work you up when you can’t really touch him (like out in public) or work you up and not let you come until you literally beg him for it. I call that “Hobi in the streets, Jung Hoseok in the sheets” but you don’t really know when to expect it. You’re more likely to get teasing, dominant Hobi when you’ve been out dancing together and he’s been really feeling himself or when you’re out here teasing and tempting him and he has to pay you back for it.

He’s adventurous and creative and as such he has an exhibitionist streak and loves to roleplay - with costumes and all. He grins and laughs and breaks character because he’s so in awe of you but your roleplay scenario can really be as simple and uninspired as “I’m a delivery girl and you ordered food and oh no, your dick fell in my mouth” and he will still love it like you set up the most elaborate ruse for him. He doesn’t care - he just wants to play with you.

He also loves to incorporate toys. God help you if he ever ordered one of those Lovense toys that he can control remotely because he would play with it in public and have you on the edge of a breakdown in a restaurant or he’d tie you to the bed (if you were willing and comfortable) and then watch you almost sob through hours of pleasure with an untouched hard-on and a smile on his face.

Whether or not you want to be tied down, he does. Ride him like you stole him - esp in reverse cowgirl - but don’t let him come until he asks you nicely (hell, maybe even put a cockring on him) and he will be more obsessed with you than he ever was before.

He likes technology and likes to watch porn so he’s a fan of sending and receiving things like sexts, pics, snippets of videos. You could have an entire personal porn collection that you’ve filmed together. If you’re having to be long distance, he’s a fan of mutual cam masturbation

He’s a fan of masturbating for you period if you ask him and he can put on a good show.

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Hi, your filthy hose ok headcanon thing made me appreciate my thighs so much more thank you

this is such a sweet message to receive! thank you so much for this. i'm glad that my little headcanons could help you to embrace your beautiful self more! 💖💖

for that, there's a little soft drabble under the cut. keep on loving you, boo!

"Bye, I'm going to miss you."

Hoseok's words are directed not to you but to your thighs as he slides regretfully from the couch, dramatically sinking down to the floor with a wide grin as he peppered playful kisses over the skin left bare by your shorts. He kisses and nuzzles against your legs until you giggle and squirm and then he stands to redirect his attentions, leaning down to kiss first your temple and then your forehead, your nose, your cheek, and finally your mouth. "I'll miss you, too," he murmurs before kissing you once more and then pulling himself away for rehearsal.

"I missed you."

These words are mumbled into the back of your neck, pulling you completely from the hinterland of sleep and waking that you had been drifting through while waiting for Hoseok to come home (despite his texted insistence that you not). You stir, craning your neck over your shoulder to seek him in the dark, and this time, it's your mouth that he kisses first.

Without needing to see him or fully roll over you can tell that he's showered by the fresh, familiar scent of his soap and that he's exhausted by the flat tone of his voice. Still, under that exhaustion, you can hear the relief that always colors his voice on these nights back by your side after his long days. He kisses your cheek, your neck, your shoulder, and down the side of your body with less energy but still all of the reverence he reserved for worshipping you. He settles back into place behind you and you settle back into the solid wall of his chest and the welcome embrace of his strong arms as his legs slot into the space behind yours and he kisses the back of your neck, drifting back to sleep as your inhalations and exhalations start to sync.

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© fandomnoire — do not translate, re-distribute, or copy my work.

so y'all remember when I wrote in the filthy hobi headcanons that - and i quote: "his dick is average"?

well, here's a new hot take based on the video above: i'm a stupid bitch and hobi has the receipts in his pants (because he sholl ain't got no draws in there).