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Banri: I can't understand why I'm attracted to Hyodo.
Banri: *points at him eating sweets*
Banri: I'm disgusted with him and myself.
Banri: Nice face. Can I touch it?
Juza: Huh?
Banri: *punches Juza in the face*
Taichi: Hey Ban-chan, I need relationship advice...
Banri: Just because I'm dating Hyodo means I know how I did it!
Banri: I like you.
Banri: I *hate you.
Banri: Stupid autocorrect.
Juza: Settsu, this is a verbal conversation.
Omi: Banri is certainly a hard worker, isn't he, Sakyo-san?
Sakyo: He is.
Autumn Troupe: *gasps*
Sakyo: He makes everything harder than it has to be.
Banri: I am right here!
Banri: Hyodo and I are good friends.
Sakyo: Huh? Since when?
Banri: ...Just a couple of hours ago.
Juza: I need advice.
Taichi, using mozarella sticks as chopsticks: I am here for you.
Banri: Rules are made to be broken.
Sakyo: No, rules are made to be followed!
Sakyo: Nothing is made to be broken.
Azami: Pinatas.
Taichi: Glow sticks.
Juza: Karate boards.
Omi: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Banri: Rules.
Sakyo:
Sakuya: The French have given so many things!
Juza: Baguettes...
Azuma: The cinema.
Chikage: The guillotine!
Sakuya: Itaru-san? Why are you covering my ears?
Banri: Taichi's the optimistic one.
Banri: Omi-san is the caring one.
Banri: Azami is the determined one.
Banri: Hyodo is the dumb one.
Juza:
Banri: And Sakyo-san is the old one.
Sakyo: Who are you then?
Banri: I'm the nice one. Everyone always likes me.
Sakyo: The old one isn't so crazy sbout you.
Sakyo: I'll get something from the kitchen. You stay here and don't touch anything.
Sakyo: *leaves*
Banri to the remaining Autumn Troupe members: Alright you bastards, let's start touching everything!
Muku: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Itaru: 'Prettiest Smile'
Sakuya: 'Nicest Personality'
Banri: 'Most likely to start a fight'
Kumon pointing at Juza: 'Least likely to start a fight, but most likely to win one'
*Banri and Juza sitting in jail together*
Juza: ...So, who should we call?
Banri: We could always call the old man but I feel safer in jail.
Sakyo: You're a loose cannon, bon.
Azami: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon?! Is that what you think of me?!
Omi: Most of the troupe think you play by your own rules.
Taichi: No way, he thinks that rules are made to be broken.
Sakyo: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Juza: No, he's just a reckless renegade. Settsu's the loose cannon.
Banri: *smashes a chair after Juza utters those words*
Banri: What should we do this weekend.
Juza: Eat sweets.
Banri: Try to be romantic, you bastard!
Juza: Eat sweets in the rain?
Sakyo: If the rest of the Autumn Troupe jumped off the cliff, would you follow?
Banri: If they were to jump, then I would have jumped first already.
Banri: I'm no follower. I'm the freaking leader.
Sakyo, holding his and Izumi's child in his arms: Are you sure about this?
Izumi, looking at the Company smiling innocently: We can trust them.
Kazunari, arms outstretched: Come to Uncle Kazu!
Sakyo, holding the child tighter: No.
Banri: Come on old man, when was the last time the two of you relax and go out on a date?
Izumi: See? Besides, they're all so mature already!
Banri and Juza: *start fighting*
Taichi and Misumi: *accidentally break a vase*
Tsuzuru: *groans* So close...
Sakyo:
Sakyo: *hands the child over to Omi and Sakuya*
Juza: ...This is it.
Juza: It's the darkest hour.
Banri: We just ran out of sweets, you bastard. Stop being dramatic.
Banri: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Juza: Settsu.
Banri:
Banri, forced to be friendly with Juza: We're having so much fun! We're such good friends!
Juza: *gritting his teeth in anger*
Taichi, to the both of them: You guys look like you're in so much pain...