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Every ship linked to Rampart has flopped like her season

I love her but damn

Mirage, sibling treatment

Wraith, secretly jealous and possibly just friends

Fuse, possibly just workmates or parent/child relationship

Valk, good BUT WHERE'S THE FANART

Bangalore, yeah nah

Pathfinder, W HY

Loba, missing fanart as well

Blisk, N O

Lifeline, just mates who hates repairing a mexican twink's legs

Octane, chaotic bffs

Revenant, N O PE

Wattson, GOOD SHIT BUT WHERES THE ART

This woman lacks ships like she lack extra lore

valkyrie's got you in the pipe, five by five

Hi baby, I hope you don't mind me, and I also hope your requests aren't completely full. Based on the suggestion of the last post I had the brilliant idea of the fruity three, Valk/Loba/Bangalore hcs perchance :D

If that's alright with you my lovely <33

Everyone say hi again to my partner^

Anyways here are some Valkyrie x Loba x Bangalore headcannons, sorry it's shorter than a lot of my stuff I just didn't have anymore ideas jdbfjsk

CONTAINS: NSFW further down

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《SFW》

• Honestly I don't see Valkyrie and Bangalore getting along romantically, this is probably more of a "Loba has two girlfriends" than a trio couple

• Loba has scary dog privilege, but she can also handle herself and doesn't really need them to protect her

• They do anyways though, walking behind her like body guards pfff

• Honestly both of them are so whipped for her and she loves it, getting to tell people that she has the Anita Williams wrapped around her finger is her favorite thing

• Loba could live the life of royalty if she wanted to, Valk and Bang would do anything she asked of them

• They go shopping too much, Loba makes them carry all the bags full of clothes and accessories

• If Loba pays too much attention to Valkyrie Bangalore will sit (and maybe pout a little) and huff at them

• If Loba pays too much attention to Bangalore Valkyrie will just whine about it and talk about how much better of a kisser and cuddle she is compared to Bangalore

• It's all playful joking banter though, they're happy how they are

• Movie nights are always better when you have a muscular butch on either side of you feeding you popcorn <3

《NSFW》

• This might be an unpopular opinion but Valkyrie bottoms, at least most of the time

• Bangalore is a top, Loba is a top-leaning switch, and Valkyrie is a bottom-leaning switch

• Bangalore and Valkyrie are sexually together, and sometimes they even fuck without Loba there, but that's slightly rarer

• I don't know how to describe positions when there's 3 people but double penetration and eating each other out/sucking each other off are some of their favorite things

• I feel like they aren't super kinky, they bring toys into their relationship (straps, vibrators, butt plugs, shit like that) but I don't think they'd be into bondage or anything really kinky

• Sometimes Loba will tie Valkyries hands together with a scarf or smth but that's it

• But that doesn't mean that they aren't rough with eachother

• Bangalore is a soldier what do you expect? Super loving soft sex? Nah, she overstims them for as long as she wants

• The aftercare is always one of them cuddling Valkyrie while the other cleans everyone up, and then they watch a movie or have a nice meal

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Thank you for reading! Requests for your favorite ship or favorite characters are always welcome and appreciated!

Here's a part 3 to Apex Legends figuring out you're a masochist. there'll probably only be one or two more parts so let me know if you want more! And requests for your favorites are always welcome :)

CONTAINS: NSFW, overstimulation, understimulation, sex toys, bondage, spanking, size kinks, strap ons, crying, slapping, choking, slight exhibitionism

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•Rampart

Okay look, this woman is an engineer and a girlboss, she will build makeshift fuck machines. Shes super into testing your limits and overstimulating/understimulating you until you're numb. She's honestly probably the one that asked you about it instead of the other way around. When you agree, and even show an interest in it, she gets that look in her eyes that says "you might regret that." But even when you're 10 orgasms deep and she's still got a vibrator on high attached to your most sensitive parts, you don't regret a thing.

"Crying already? Wanna tap out? Or are you too tired to even speak, doll."

Overstimulation, understimulation, so so so many toys, especially vibrators. She wont really hurt you other than maybe tying you down a little too tight.

•Horizon

Okay, she's just too nice for this prompt, I just want her to hug me :(

She'd probably hug you when you tell her you're into pain dhdhnsja, like "oh dear, who hurt you." She'd somehow find a way to make you feel the same pleasure without the pain part. She's just fully praise and soft touches, she'd make you feel so safe and nice. I'm sorry to all the masochistic Horizon simps but if you specifically request it I can try to do it.

•Fuse

SPANKING, SSSPPPANNNKKIIINNGGG, SPANKING AND SIZE KIIIINKKK. Look, this man would fix all of my daddy issues if he was real, that's all I gotta say about that. It starts off as him lightly spanking you to get you to ride him harder, but your reaction makes him do it harder next time. It's his favorite thing, watching the way the skin of your ass gets red and ripples everytime he spanks you. Sometimes he'll even do it with his metal hand for a change, never too hard, just for a different feeling. He also gets really fixated on the sight of him thrusting into you, he loves to watch as you stretch around him. He'll even buy bigger toys just to see you stretch around something bigger, hissing when the stretch is too much.

"What a pretty sight you are, all red and sensitive. Taking me so good, pup."

Please make this man real, I'm begging sjhdjsja

•Valkyrie

This is the type of woman to sit back and watch you bounce on her strap while she occasionally thrusts up or spanks you to get you to go faster. She's not into hardcore sadism masochism stuff, but she'll spank you, grab you, pull your hair, anything to get you crying pathetically on her cock.

"Look at what a mess you are, baby. It's so fucking hot."

Spanking, hair pulling, light slapping, light choking, overstimulation, all that type of stuff. She just wants to see you crying your eyes out cuz it's so good. Any makeup you have on is sure to be running down your face way before she's even close to done with you. She takes pictures too, and sends them to her friends just to show how much of a slut you are for her.

•Seer

Look, this man in also an angel, the best you're getting is the burning stretch from his dick or the way he makes sure to go deep enough to hit your cervix (if you're femme) with every thrust. Other than that, he's slow and soft and just wants you to feel like you're in heaven.

"It's too deep? Nonsense, love. There's no such thing as too deep."

Man's a fan of understimulation, just making it so you cum even harder when the time comes. He wants to see every reaction your body has, every twitch of your legs, every deep shuttering breath you take, every feature of your face as you get the most overwhelming orgasm you've had in weeks. He's into art afterall, and you're the perfect canvas to paint.

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Thank you for reading! Requesting takes like 30 seconds and helps me know what to write, so please do!

Request for @layluh-xoxo :)

I'm so sad that they broke up :( I mean it was probably for the best given everything but I really hoped they could resolve their issues

Anyways in order to heal my sadness over this ship I present to you, just pure wlw fluff and comfort <3

Valkyrie x Loba Shortfic

Contains: Mention of attempted sa, don't worry tho Lobas badass, other than that it's fine

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Valkyrie propped her feet up on the coffee table in her apartments living room, leaning back and sighing. For someone who was always 'go go go,' she still enjoyed the quiet moments alone in her apartment, just listening to the bustling city outside her windows. She heard the familiar sound of a key turning in the door's lock and smiled, knowing that Loba would walk through that door and come sit with her. Life was nice.

Except Loba didn't come sit with her.

She walked straight past the couch where Valkyrie was sitting and into the kitchen. Valkyrie heard her pour herself a very generous glass of wine before coming to sit down a few feet away from her on the couch. Loba brought her knees up to her chest and took a sip of her wine, her bros furrowed in thought and her fingers restlessly tracing patterns on her knee. Her braids were messy and her makeup was smudged, making her look disheveled.

Having been dating Loba for a while, Valkyrie knew the signs that she was frustrated and upset. Valkyrie turned the TV onto some reality show, knowing that it was the type of thing she would like.

"Do you need space, a distraction, or comfort, Lo?" Valkyrie kept her voice soft and loving. She knew how Loba's brain worked and didn't want to frustrate her even further.

"Distraction first, and then comfort, I think." Loba muttered, her voice tense and strained. Valkyrie nodded, thinking for a second before she spoke.

"I was scrolling on my phone earlier and saw someone assigned all of us legends our own animals. They gave you a wolf, of course, but they gave me a barn owl. Can you believe it? How am I a barn owl?" Valkyrie waved her arms in disbelief, pouting.

Loba giggled a bit at Valkyrie's antics. It was quiet, but still Valkyrie smiled knowing she was making her girlfriend feel even a tiny bit better.

"Personally, I think I should be something cool like a tiger or a venemous snake." Valkyrie gave herself fangs with her fingers, baring her teeth. Loba tipped her head back and laughed, and the sight made Valkyrie relax into the couch.

"I can see you being a barn owl. You've got the same face and eye shape. Plus, the whole 'striking from above' thing." Loba set her wine glass down, shuffling closer to Valkyrie and leaning into her.

They sat in silence for a few minutes, laughing quietly at whatever stupid things the people in the show were doing. Valkyrie fidgeted with her sleeves anxiously, trying to figure out what to say next.

"Do you wanna talk about your day? If not that's fine I just want you to feel nice yknow." Valkyrie stuttered through her words quickly, looking anywhere other Loba's face. The silence that followed made her palms sweat and she was about to start apologizing before Loba spoke.

"I just... I thought I found a lead, but it was just some stupid man trying to get me in his bed. He told me he had information in his apartment. I was a fool to believe him."

Valkyrie hesitated before answering, wrapping an arm around Loba's shoulders and tracing shapes into her upper arm with her finger tips.

"Did he... you know..." She couldn't get the words out, hating even the thought that something like that could happen to her girlfriend.

"He tried, but he was dumb to think he could control me. I may have left him with fewer fingers than before my visit." Loba smiled, laying her head on Valkyrie's shoulder.

"That's my girl." She squeezed Loba against her body before letting go and standing up. "C'mon, let me run you a bath. I can pour you more wine, light some candles, give you a massage, anything you'd like." She reached a hand out towards Loba, who was still curled up on the couch.

Loba hesitated, not out of fear or reservation, but because as she looked into Valkyrie's eyes that were full of adoration, she realized just how much her girlfriend loved her. She took her hand, letting Valkyrie pull her up and lead her towards the bathroom.

"Okay, sit down there." Valkyrie pointed at the edge of her somewhat large bathtub, focused on lighting a couple floral scented candles and setting them on a safe shelf nearby. She then turned on the bath and held her hand under the tap, making sure the water was a good temperature.

By the time the tub was full enough, Valkyrie had gotten her girlfriend another glass of wine and they were both fully undressed. Valkyrie got into the water first, sitting down and leaning back. Loba sat down in front of her, keeping her knees to her chest and holding her glass securely in one hand.

"Would you like me to wash your hair?" Valkyrie asked, pulling the elastics out of Lobas hair so she could gently unravel her braids. Valkyrie stopped playing with her hair when Loba didn't respond. "Lo? You alright?"

"...Why do you go out of your way to do all of this for me?" Loba muttered quietly, setting her glass down on the edge of the tub and curling impossibly further into herself. "I treat you like shit and toss you aside in order to achieve my own goals, but still you sit here and love me as if I'm the most perfect girl you've ever met. It's not fair to you."

Valkyrie took a second to think, grabbing a plastic cup from the table beside the tub to scoop water and pour it over Loba's shoulders. The warmth helped Loba relax.

"I do it because I love you. And yeah it hurts a bit, okay a lot, when you treat me that way, but I deal with it because I know that the only reason you act that way is because you don't feel like you deserve to be loved."

Loba didn't speak, she just dragged her fingers through the water. So Valkyrie continued.

"I just want you to feel like you can trust me. I'm not going to let you self-sabotage because you don't think you're good enough." Valkyrie started to pour the water over Loba's hair, wetting it while she spoke. "You deserve to be happy and loved, just like everybody else."

They sat in silence for a bit as Valkyrie lathered shampoo into Loba's hair. She made sure to pay extra attention right at the roots, and Loba leaned her head back into the feeling.

"...I love you, Kairi."

"I love you too. I'll never stop loving you, Loba."

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Thank you for reading! Almost made myself cry with this one hdhdjfjfj

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omg apex headcannons in 2024?? :0 honestly I'm so glad someone is finally writing stuff for this fandom again!! Also I really love your writing style! :D

Could you do some Valk and Crypto dating headcannons (separately)- they are my babies 😭😭

Thank you so much! I've already done a crypto x reader headcannons so you can go check that out or if you want smth different you can absolutely request again! But here's Valkyrie for you :)

Valkyrie x Reader Headcanons

Contains: NSFW further below

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《SFW》

• So so so many food dates, she takes you out to try every restaurant or pub that catches her eye

• "Louder" dates if that makes sense, like amusement parks, action movies, or arcades instead of cafes or libraries

• Gaming together :)

• Like video games, card games, board games, tabletop role play, all of it

• She will win you any and every prize you want when you're at arcades, carnivals, stuff like that

• Depsite her loud and flirty personality, she is a gentle and loving partner who just wants you to be happy

• When you're upset she'll run you a bath, grab a tub of your favorite ice cream, and turn on your favorite show

• Her love languages are mostly gift giving and quality time but she's someone who loves all of them

• She calls you every pet name under the sun, even the "cringy" ones

• She'll call you sugar tits unironically

• At first it's cringe and weird but after a while it gets to the point where you don't even blink when she yells "come here baby cakes" from across the room

《NSFW》

• Very much a top, she doesn't care about her own pleasure she gets off just from pleasing you

• Honestly she could probably cum just from eating you out or sucking you off

• She has a very high sex drive, simply your existence makes her horny

• Has spent an abnormally large amount of money on bedroom things if you know what I mean

• She's up to try pretty much anything at least once

• But some of her favorite kinks are definitely voyeurism and exhibitionism

• She loves watching you masturbate, maybe you even tie her up so she can't touch you, ooooo she'd get so worked up

• She also loves showing you off to others, making you sit on her lap in public, placing her hand on your thigh just close enough to your crotch that it becomes sexual, shit like that

• Her favorite position is riding, or just whatever you like

• She drops most of the cringy pet names in the bedroom, not all of em, but most of em

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