CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE

Kankri Vantas general headcann9ns

Oh boy here we go

You both meet in the dream bubbles, ya know when he’s dead

If you’re a human he’d be very interested to meet you. But if you’re a troll he’d be a bit more annoyed about your presence. So you’re gonna have to try a little bit harder to get his attention

He’s a little problematic as we know, so if you’re human and you’re the first one he sees get prepared for and earful of questions.

“Hell9 human I wanted t9 speak t9 y9u a69ut s9me human f9rmed questi9ns that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 answer f9r me. Let me 6eing 6y listing my triggers-“

“Oh hey yeah, sure, ask away”

He’d be a bit flabbergasted if you managed to listen through his entire speech and answer whenever he asks a question.

He mostly observes you from far away.

Now if you’re a troll you may have to try a lot harder to get his attention. Unless you’re a lime blood because if so you WILL get an earful of questions

You might have to listen to all of his speeches and tag your triggers before talking to you before he starts to like you.

Now when he figures out he likes you it’s a wild ride

“P9rrim it has c9me t9 my attenti9n that the human is very attractive, n9t in a red way, h9wever in a general sense 9f the w9rd “attractive”. I d9n’t kn9w what this feeling is. They’re n9t ann9ying 9r 6rash like mituna. N9r are they assh9lish like Cr9nus. There is a feeling in my 6l99d pumper whenever they are near. I 6elieve they are carrying a disease-“

“Kanny, yo+u’re red fo+r them”

“A6s9lutely n9t! Red feelings are a6s9lutely pr9hi6ited under any circumstances, even if the pers9n wh9 the red feelings MAY 6e directed at are an a6s9lutely perfect in every way”

So he goes to the two stupidest people alive for help, Cronus and mituna. And they both give him the same advice

“Confess you fuckin vwriggler”

“Y34H D0N’7 83 4 FUCK1NG C0W4RD”

So he does what any normal troll would do.

Avoid you.

Eventually it gets annoying and you absolutely have to tell him about your red feelings for him

“Please get 9ut 9f my pers9nal space- Wait did y9u just say y9u were red f9r me?”

For the first time since getting told off by dave- this fucking asshole is quiet

Dates planned my Porrim are an absolute must. She and Kanaya make both of your outfits. It’s mostly holding hands and quietly reading.

Unless it’s not. Sometimes it’s running from kurloz because kankri said something abliest again. But hey, he’s working on it because you said you didn’t like when he talked like that to mituna

He’s trying his best

And hey! You’re having a good three way day with Cronus.

It’s mostly him following along because he has no other friends but just let him say it’s a three way date please he needs it

Kankri isn’t big on Touching. Behind closed doors or in the open. He will, however, hold your hand and give you small pecks on the cheek.

Short quick kisses on main

Overall, a sweet guy if you get use to him

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

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