CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE

Kankri Vantas general headcann9ns

Oh boy here we go

You both meet in the dream bubbles, ya know when he’s dead

If you’re a human he’d be very interested to meet you. But if you’re a troll he’d be a bit more annoyed about your presence. So you’re gonna have to try a little bit harder to get his attention

He’s a little problematic as we know, so if you’re human and you’re the first one he sees get prepared for and earful of questions.

“Hell9 human I wanted t9 speak t9 y9u a69ut s9me human f9rmed questi9ns that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 answer f9r me. Let me 6eing 6y listing my triggers-“

“Oh hey yeah, sure, ask away”

He’d be a bit flabbergasted if you managed to listen through his entire speech and answer whenever he asks a question.

He mostly observes you from far away.

Now if you’re a troll you may have to try a lot harder to get his attention. Unless you’re a lime blood because if so you WILL get an earful of questions

You might have to listen to all of his speeches and tag your triggers before talking to you before he starts to like you.

Now when he figures out he likes you it’s a wild ride

“P9rrim it has c9me t9 my attenti9n that the human is very attractive, n9t in a red way, h9wever in a general sense 9f the w9rd “attractive”. I d9n’t kn9w what this feeling is. They’re n9t ann9ying 9r 6rash like mituna. N9r are they assh9lish like Cr9nus. There is a feeling in my 6l99d pumper whenever they are near. I 6elieve they are carrying a disease-“

“Kanny, yo+u’re red fo+r them”

“A6s9lutely n9t! Red feelings are a6s9lutely pr9hi6ited under any circumstances, even if the pers9n wh9 the red feelings MAY 6e directed at are an a6s9lutely perfect in every way”

So he goes to the two stupidest people alive for help, Cronus and mituna. And they both give him the same advice

“Confess you fuckin vwriggler”

“Y34H D0N’7 83 4 FUCK1NG C0W4RD”

So he does what any normal troll would do.

Avoid you.

Eventually it gets annoying and you absolutely have to tell him about your red feelings for him

“Please get 9ut 9f my pers9nal space- Wait did y9u just say y9u were red f9r me?”

For the first time since getting told off by dave- this fucking asshole is quiet

Dates planned my Porrim are an absolute must. She and Kanaya make both of your outfits. It’s mostly holding hands and quietly reading.

Unless it’s not. Sometimes it’s running from kurloz because kankri said something abliest again. But hey, he’s working on it because you said you didn’t like when he talked like that to mituna

He’s trying his best

And hey! You’re having a good three way day with Cronus.

It’s mostly him following along because he has no other friends but just let him say it’s a three way date please he needs it

Kankri isn’t big on Touching. Behind closed doors or in the open. He will, however, hold your hand and give you small pecks on the cheek.

Short quick kisses on main

Overall, a sweet guy if you get use to him

Eridan Ampora general headcannons

Bitch, oh no

Now for him it doesn’t matter if your a troll or human. He’s still annoyed by your presence as he is by everyones

He watches you though, through the monitors. He watches how smart you are, how smart you are unlike that witch, how you use science and facts instead of magic

He finds it interesting how you’re still willing to listen to everyone else talk about their magic, even if you yourself can’t use it.

He only decides to become your patron troll AFTER you’re already balls deep in your adventure

He’s actually very calm to you like he’s not to LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE. He actually likes talking to you and bring up being moirails

You don’t know what that means so of course you ask karkat, and tells you to say no to eridan but like, who the fuck listens to karkat? Not you that’s for sure

So you say yes and he’s so excited. It’s shocking to everyone when they see him glubbing and his flippers flapping in happiness

Kanaya has to make sure he’s not having a stroke

He soon finds out he’s red for you with some help from gam, their conversation went something like

“BrO mOtHeR fUcKiN rEaLx, ThEyRe NoT eVeN yOuR mAtEsPrItE yEt”

“Wwell I nevver! They’re not my matesprite!”

“BuT yOu WaNt ThEm ToO bE, iTs In YoUre MotHeRfUckIn EyEs”

“Wwell-“

“ShHhHhH bRoThEr ReAlX, tHeYlL sAy yEs”

“I’m goin now!-“

“mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS”

(Sorry I didn’t have any other colors, all other purple will be eridan)

Well let’s do a bit of angst, he ends up getting chopped chopped by Kanaya as he bleeds out he only thinks one thing

“Sorry... I really couldn’t meet you could I? I really am a screww up, aren’t I?”

END OF ANGST

When you end up meeting on the astroyed he’s so ecstatic! He’s pacing and waiting patiently. No one can stop him from glubbing happily.

When he finally sees you he’s stunned, so of course, you had to run up and tackle hug him. Like moirails do, ya know.

He later has to man up and pull you aside, and of course ask you to be his matesprite. You, again, don’t know what that means cause like. WHO LISTENS TO KARKAT??

So you tell eridan to wait for a hot second as you run off, of course he’s defeated and starts to walk away as you literally TACKLE HIM and say yes

Karkat is annoyed that you keep bothering him with your stupid questions on quadrants, but he’s happy that eridans happy. The guys been moody and sad for a while, it’s good to see the guy happy

He loves shoving his relationship is solluxander’s face. He literally carries to and laughs at sollux as he runs off

Most dates are spent sitting around in eridans “room” and just like, sitting. Talking, mostly about how you miss your planets. You both made empty promises to show eachother your planets.

You need to help this guy with his self esteem issues. He’s Lusus failed to teach him any better.

He’s also really clingy, but just say the word and he’ll get off of you. He just loves being around you. He never really had anyone to be his and who loves him

Plz hug him bb

His kisses are quick and passionate! He comes up to you and takes up ten seconds of your time with a kiss

*slides a fifty dollar bill across the table* head canons for,,, kissing John Egbert??

I see you are a man of taste as well. But you can keep your money.

John Egbert kissing headcannons

HOOO BOY YALL GOT ME NERVOUS TO WRITE THIS 😳😳😳

John can literally and figuratively take your breath away but at first,,, it’s, ya know.

Like kissing a pubescent boy.

No one can take the headcannon away from me that he has braces. No one

When he first kisses you it’s so silly and awkward. He picks you up. Flys you high in the air and tries to serinade you with a bunch of cheesy pick up lines. When he finally dips in for the kiss... your noses bonk. It’s like, romantic and perfect but then just *bonk*

You both just star at each other like 👁👄👁 , John almost started crying because he thinks you hate him. The only person who’s ever shown him kindness and stuck with him through it all, is going to hate him because the fucked up your first kiss... wait. Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at him? What’s happening?-

Smooch.

He planned it all out but you stole his fucking thunder, good job. You, found it so funny how hard he was trying when he could literally come up to you at anytime and try and kiss you and you’d be fine with it. So you had to steal his thunder before he started crying. He was really close to crying. He just wanted everything to be perfect and now it was. It was just, the two of you, kissing in mid air.

After that he calmed down a little bit. He began to practice kissing with you. (He says he wants to learn how to give you kisses so he practices on you, it’s just and excuse to kiss you more)

He’s always nervous his braces are going to cut your mouth, which they have (but you told him it was fine), so he has to be extra gentle.

Unless he’s not. Now did I forget to mention PUBESCENT TEEN

That fucking dude, one day you’re both smooch and holding hands and the next he’s on top of you kissing until your lips are bleeding (he didn’t want them to but braces do that) and until your lips are blue

He loves kisses. Like a lot. He’s so touch starved so any form of affection will make him go over the moon!

His kisses, unless he’s h o r n y, are mostly just. Drawn out by a few seconds, very light and sweet and usually followed by kisses on your neck, cheek, or forehead

Did I also forget to mention how much he FUCKING LOVES TO KISS YOUR CHEEK AND FOREHEAD

like HOLY SHIT

he literally will stop whatever he’s doing and give you a small peck on the cheek. They’re always followed by an “I love you” or cuddles.

But your hands, holy shit. If you thought he was cheesy before just wait. He’ll be fucking bowing and kissing your hand and wrist and anything that you’re comfortable with?

BRUH IF YOURE A SLYPH, THIEF, MUSE, OR LORD

THAT BITCH IS KISSES YOUR ARMS ALL THE FUCKING TIME

He loves it SO MUCH

The Land of Cubes and Bees

A land for the Mage of Breath

Things are shaking up on LOCAB, the land of Cubes and Bees.

LOCAB is a land buzzing with excitement. Almost literally, actually. Thousands of energetic bees float to and fro, delivering information back and forth between cubes.

All across the planet are floating cubes. Some as big as a person, some as small as an apple, but most are roughly the size of a basketball. These mysterious cubes hover around the planet. Some are inches above the ground, others are high up above the clouds.

Valleys and mountains, there will always be an odd little cube floating around.

The consorts created the cubes to act as hives for all the bees. The bees, in turn, relay information between all the cubes. Basically bees relay information and act as computers, making every cube like a little computer connected to the world wide network.

The bees and consorts were happy… until the cubes started failing. Nobody is exactly sure what happened or why, mostly because the communication arrays are malfunctioning.

Though it might look like the cubes are just floating around all willynilly, they are actually following very precise and minute air currents. The bees, as a result, follow.

That’s where everything went bad. There’s some kind of… delicate force altering the current. Something powerful enough to alter wind currents on a global scale, but skilled enough to do it without even the bees noticing.

The Denizen.

The Mage of Breath must scour the planet, understand the complex air currents, find exactly where all the cubes are going, and fix the information network!

Denizen suggestion: Hermes, Greek god of travel, communication, and trade. He served as the messenger of the gods

Features - The Jar A massive glass cube containing hundreds of cubes. Like how bees go to a hive, the cubes go to the Jar.

- The Black Cubes Mysterious black cubes can be seen off in the distance. When approached they quickly fly away. Perhaps they are the one sending new orders to the cubes?

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FUCK IT. ANOTHER REQUEST 😈 I’m starving for kankri content rn so maybe yandere kankri headcanons? pls and thank!

👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁, this is my first yandere thing man

Yandere Kankri Vantas headcann9ns

BOY HOWDY YALL MAKIN ME REAL BLUSHY TODAY 😳😳

Kankri is a simple man- er- troll. He expects nothing but is still let down by his. S t u p I d friends.

But then, you appear. Just someone regular. No popping features. But that drew him towards you. You didn’t try. You were perfect just by being yourself. When he finally came up to you he was so nervous, he expected you to be annoying and brash like his so called friends.

And no, he wasn’t nervous because he was “shy” he was nervous because you were perfect. He wasn’t nervous because of you, he was nervous for you. He wanted you to be perfect. And you were.

He came up to you, ready with a long and friendly introduction. When you turned to him, he almost froze. You smiled at him. You smiled. He knew that you were perfect from that day on. But when you spoke. It was absolutely perfect. Time froze. All he heard was your voice. It’s all he wanted to hear

“Hey!” You extended you hand out to him, “oh wait! Porrim said you’re kankri right, let me list my triggers”

Y-you knew who he was? Because if Porrim? You cared about his triggers? You cared about how he would have felt if you would have touched his hand without permission?

“Yes, I am kankri. Thank y9u f9r listing y9ur triggers. I’m glad t9 kn9w that at least s9me9ne has respect f9r 9thers. Let me 6egin my saying my triggers”

By the time he was finished he expected you to be zoned out or ignoring him; he turned back to see you in, complete focus, nodding along.

That’s it, he’s gone over the edge. In your first conversation you had already managed to wrap him around your finger.

Let me tell you something, when kankri falls, he falls hard. Every moment of the day is spent with you. Being your personal space, starring at you, and when (gog forbid) he’s busy? He’s wanting you. Watching you. Where? Where is he watching? Oh I’m sorry dear, I cann9t say

He’s always watching. Making sure no one. And I mean no one, is even looking at you the wrong way. He has thousands upon thousands of pictures of you.

He’s just so red for you! So.. so... in love. Oh gog he’s in love with you.

Im in love with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them, Im in l9ve with them

Oh it felt so good to just hear himself mutter it. Oh- Wait what’s that... there’s... someone else... talking to you.

N9, n9, n9 that w9n’t d9 at all. My red l9ve. My mate. Please d9n’t speak t9 them. Please please please please PLEASE G9G FUCK

That’s it. He’s gone. He wanted you. He craved you. No one else could have you. Especially not the person you were speaking too. They won’t do at all. Please forgive him. Please?

Kankri, hated violence, really any confederation at all. But the feeling, of thick blood on his hands just felt amazing. It felt so good knowing it was for you. He’d kill thousands more just for you. As long as you’d love him.

He washes the blood.

He puts on a fresh clothes.

He smiles.

He walks to his husktop and opens trollion.

He invites you to dinner.

He has prepared the bloody dinner.

He smiles as he hears the doorbell ring.

Ah yes, they’re here. And dinners already done. Perfect

The door opens to reveal you, with your patient smile.

He opened the door.

The second you walked in the stench of copper filled your lugs, “kankri? What is that...?”

“N9thing t9 w9rry a69ut.... N9thing at all.”

“Kankri? I feel a bit lightheaded. Could you get me some water”

Then it all went black.

He keeps you chained to a wall. Grotesque, I know. He’s always touching you. Being around you. Forcing you to kiss him. To hold him. Please red love. It’s all he wants. He sits on your lap most of the time. Cooing and fondaling over you.

If His silver tongue manages to convince you to love him well there’s no problem! You will die together! You’re going to be togther forever. He’ll never get tired of you. He’ll eventually let you out and walk around. But he always and I mean always. Makes sure to rub his sweat glands into you. You need to smell like mutant scum. Just like him.

If not well, enjoy the long run. He’s not a patient Troll. He wants you. You are his. You want him just as much. You need him like the air you need to breath. He is your life. Just like you are his. But sweetheart, don’t think you’re in the clear. He will burn you, cut you, bruise you, anything to make sure you get it. He will punish you until you understand, he’s carved his name into your very flesh. Don’t worry red love

He loves you.