CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

CAGYEGFYEHGY CAN YOU WRITE FOR KARKAT OR KANKRI I LOVE KANKRI SM PLEASE ID CRY PLS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE

Kankri Vantas general headcann9ns

Oh boy here we go

You both meet in the dream bubbles, ya know when he’s dead

If you’re a human he’d be very interested to meet you. But if you’re a troll he’d be a bit more annoyed about your presence. So you’re gonna have to try a little bit harder to get his attention

He’s a little problematic as we know, so if you’re human and you’re the first one he sees get prepared for and earful of questions.

“Hell9 human I wanted t9 speak t9 y9u a69ut s9me human f9rmed questi9ns that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 answer f9r me. Let me 6eing 6y listing my triggers-“

“Oh hey yeah, sure, ask away”

He’d be a bit flabbergasted if you managed to listen through his entire speech and answer whenever he asks a question.

He mostly observes you from far away.

Now if you’re a troll you may have to try a lot harder to get his attention. Unless you’re a lime blood because if so you WILL get an earful of questions

You might have to listen to all of his speeches and tag your triggers before talking to you before he starts to like you.

Now when he figures out he likes you it’s a wild ride

“P9rrim it has c9me t9 my attenti9n that the human is very attractive, n9t in a red way, h9wever in a general sense 9f the w9rd “attractive”. I d9n’t kn9w what this feeling is. They’re n9t ann9ying 9r 6rash like mituna. N9r are they assh9lish like Cr9nus. There is a feeling in my 6l99d pumper whenever they are near. I 6elieve they are carrying a disease-“

“Kanny, yo+u’re red fo+r them”

“A6s9lutely n9t! Red feelings are a6s9lutely pr9hi6ited under any circumstances, even if the pers9n wh9 the red feelings MAY 6e directed at are an a6s9lutely perfect in every way”

So he goes to the two stupidest people alive for help, Cronus and mituna. And they both give him the same advice

“Confess you fuckin vwriggler”

“Y34H D0N’7 83 4 FUCK1NG C0W4RD”

So he does what any normal troll would do.

Avoid you.

Eventually it gets annoying and you absolutely have to tell him about your red feelings for him

“Please get 9ut 9f my pers9nal space- Wait did y9u just say y9u were red f9r me?”

For the first time since getting told off by dave- this fucking asshole is quiet

Dates planned my Porrim are an absolute must. She and Kanaya make both of your outfits. It’s mostly holding hands and quietly reading.

Unless it’s not. Sometimes it’s running from kurloz because kankri said something abliest again. But hey, he’s working on it because you said you didn’t like when he talked like that to mituna

He’s trying his best

And hey! You’re having a good three way day with Cronus.

It’s mostly him following along because he has no other friends but just let him say it’s a three way date please he needs it

Kankri isn’t big on Touching. Behind closed doors or in the open. He will, however, hold your hand and give you small pecks on the cheek.

Short quick kisses on main

Overall, a sweet guy if you get use to him

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sorry to bother you again so soon but,,, I recall you mentioning one John Egbert was touchstarved... may I smother him with affection and compliments?

Please do oh my god. Also I don’t mind! Request as much as you want! I’m making this both fanfic style and headcannons so enjoy!

Touch starved John Egbert

John wasn’t answering your texts, it worries you to no end. He hasn’t talk to anyone in days. That’s why you’re currently running towards his house at full speed. Barging through the door, you got no answer. You looked around. No one. You walked up stairs and heard sniffles coming from his room. You immediately ran inside. What if he was hurt? He was laying on his bed in a featal position. Crying. You immediately ran over to him and cradled him in your arms, “hey john? Are you okay?” He didn’t reply.

You starts to kiss away his tears. “You’re going to be okay. You’re so amazing. Please, I love you.” He still didn’t say anything to you as he held onto you. He kissed your cheek and neck lovingly as he cried onto you. “Thank you.”

John was, to say the least, so estatic you were there.

You cared about him enough to come to his house and comfort him. He wanted to stay in that moment forever.

The way you complemented him and held him in your arms just made him feel. He felt amazing, refreshed for the first time in a long long time.

He asked you to stay the night. You did. He held onto you all night. And now? He’s always hugging or holding your hand whenever he can. You love him. And he loves you. He just... doesn’t know how to say it yet

my gender is a mistake

Heyhey! i just wanna ask if u can do some zebruh headcanons? (if ur comfortable with it bc I know some people don’t like him) and ur writing is rlly good, keep up da good work bro! :)

I FUCKING LOVE ZEBRUH HES LITERALLY MY FAVORITE HIVESWAP CHARACTER OH MY

❤️Zebruh Codakk general headcannons❤️

So you’ve landed on alternia with your good friend MSPA reader

They basically went around and befriended a bunch of weirdos, assholes, and best of all pains in the ass.

So after becoming friends with one of the COOLEST people you’ve never met, *cough cough* polypa

You ran into the BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE Zebruh Codakk, or should I say PAIN IN THE ASS

He was so fucking annoying, at least, to you. reader was obviously uncomfortable with him but they weren’t going to say anything. They were too nice.

He kept saying weird things with emojis to them, he barely paid attention to you. He didn’t even look at you. So you just ignored him.

Eventually he and reader became friends, with both of you walking away. He eventually began to run into you even when reader wasn’t there.

He actually turned out to be pretty aright. He had funny jokes and whenever he “flirted” with you, you could just laugh it off

He found you very very interesting.

He loving being around you and talking to you because he couldn’t believe he found someone who could stand him.

And as your friendship one month anniversary, you got him marvus’ signature cause like, who doesn’t want that?

He eventually being to feel very red for you, resulting in him avoiding you and ignored whenever you called

His Lusus and you found this very annoying.

His Lusus cause he had to hear zebruh cry every night and complain about how “♠️they’d never be red for me♠️”

And you well because you thought he hated you.

You ended up doing was marching over to his house- HIVE and having zebra dad open the door

You demand he tell you why he was ignoring you and I quote,

“♠️well isn’t it obvious! You don’t return my red feelings! So I had to make sure I wouldn’t catch anymore!♠️”

*faceplam*

“Zebruh I’m red for you too-“

“♥️REALLY?!♥️”

You get tackled and kisses all over your face.

His Lusus is just glad he finally got off his ass

They man loves to help you with EVERYTHING. You have literally moved into his house, reader didn’t want to because of friendship confidentiality

He loves being around you 24/7

He does give you space though, he’s considerate of you and your h u m an needs

His kisses are so long and passionately. He loves kisses I’m sorry to tell you.

HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU PLAY WITH HIS HAIR JUST LIKE ♥️👄♥️ THATS HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU

His dates are like sTUPID expense with tons of gifts

He has toned down his flirting with other people, simply, because they’re not you. He wants to be with you for as long as you’ll have him. He really does love you.

Your headcanons are like??? Phenomenal??? If you did anything for Caliborn, I'd appreciate it to heck and back, but just whohever you're comfortable with in general!!

Thank you so much! ❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺 I’ve never written for caliborn so I’m having my friend proof read this cause I need to make sure I get him right! I hope you like it!

CALIBORN GENERAL HEADCANNONS

This motherfuck holy shit. He’s a real c r e e p, he doesn’t even have an explanation for being a creep he just is. He always manages to get a way to watch you.

Wether it’s through the terminal or not it up to you. He’s kinda stalkery

One time you were just chillin and a random screen name popped up on your computer “undyingUmbrage” you waited for the person to reply but instead you just got an “OH FuCK I FuCKING MISCLICKED FuCK THIS FuCKING BITCH” and then it saying he disconnected

That was weird but we don’t talk about it.

Him “liking” you goes from,

Being interested in you because you’re ugly and stupid like dirk

Then stalking

Then we wants to talk to you

And the eventually you meet and you both just stare and eachother

He’s creepy

You’re freaked out

Calliope is nice for the most part, she keeps him away for a bit

This dude get practically SLAPPED by dirk being like “dude you’re being weird and creepy. If you like them so much just tell them”

He starts drawing you a lot, thinking about you, wanting to be around because you’re the only person who stands him, so he ends up listening to dirk

It’s bad. He almost punches you. It’s funny though. You laugh. It goes something like

“HEY BITCH! IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I’M STILL FuCKING ABOVE YOu. SO YOu’RE GOING TO DO ME THE HONOR OF DOING THE DATING THING WITH ME”

“Okay Cali”

“I TOLD YOu TO STOP FuCKING CALLING ME THAT”

*punch*

“Cali I’m still god tier that didn’t really hurt”

You and dirk have a good laugh about it, so does Calliope, but that’s a secret

You’re dating are mostly you dragging him along to do romantic things. He says he hates it and you but don’t be fooled. He loves having you run around to make sure he’s happy

And on rare Occasions, he brings you dead things, shiny things, anything he thinks youll like. He’s like a crow

He tried to punch you a lot. But it doesn’t hurt and it’s only impulsive, he’ll never ACTUALLY hurt you. Unless he like, stabs you.

He loves to draw you and him and leave it around for you to find. It’s really fucking cute because he can’t draw.

Now lord English is a pack of worms that I’m not going to unpack but just know if you run into him he’s going to be real excited and he WILL try to pick you up. Have fun with that.

He remembers what is was like to be happy, what it was like to be with. So if he’s not trying to smother you with love. He’s going to spare you from a gruesome death

ALSO IF HE TRIED TO CUDDLE YOU SAY YES PLEASE HE NEEDS IT.

His kisses hurt man. Owchie. He’s tries though, he practices on his pillow. Cause he’s like “THEY HAVE SOFT SKIN I CAN’T END uP HuRTING THIS BITCH”

Overall. Shitty Mc shitstains is pretty cool