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watermelon sugar || pjm
there were three things in your life you could never have planned for: 1) getting accidentally artificially inseminated as an adult virgin 2) finding out you’re pregnant with a celebrity’s baby and 3) falling in love with the guy too.
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🍉 pairing: idol!jimin x female reader
🍉 word count: 13.3k
🍉 genre: smut, fluff, romance, comedy
🍉 warnings: handjob, fingering, oral (f), unprotected sex (she’s already pregnant lol) loss of virginity, multiple orgasms, creampie, pregnancy sex, impreg kink if you squint lmao and jimin putting the daddy in baby daddy ;)
🍉 a/n: this can be read as part 21 of my social media au Kiwi or as a very bizarre oneshot ahsjdkdk i don’t know how this ended up so long but i hope y’all enjoy this filthy fluff x
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They say that fate is a funny thing.
Not funny ha-ha, but funny in that you can never expect the things it’ll throw at you. (Although in your case, some of the things fate had sent your way could be considered kind of hilarious, in hindsight.) Honestly, you used to not be sure if you even believed in fate, but there comes a point when the things that happen to oneself seem too beautifully ironic to be mere coincidence, and you’d reached that point.
Was it fate that that perfect building on the corner came up for sale right when you were looking for a place to open your coffee shop? Was it fate that you and Park Jimin visited that same clinic on the same day? And, most importantly, was it fate that out of all the women in the world to be accidentally artificially inseminated and wind up pregnant with his baby, it was your virgin self?
No, that last sentence was not a joke and you absolutely wished it was.
Somehow, either by providence, medical malpractice, or the beauty of human error, (or some unfathomable combination of all three) your simple check-up with the gynecologist all those months ago had resulted in you being mistakenly artificially inseminated with a sample from a man you had never even met. And as if all of that wasn’t insane enough on its own, to top it all off, you also happened to be a virgin. And now you were pregnant. You were a pregnant virgin.
Like they say, fate is a funny thing, and in your case, it was fucking hilarious.
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HEY!! MY SNEAKY SASQUATCH FIC HAS REACHED OVER 200 HITS!!🎉
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Thank you all so so much for this! I hope to get more works out in the coming year!
Hi, So I had read your Leo Headcannons during mating season and I wanted to know if you would mind doing something similar but for Donnie or Raph?
OMGYES!!
Warnings: Monsterfucking, vaginal penetration, oral sex, sex, smut, unprotected sex. Raph being a total simp teenager. Let me know if i missed anything! <3
It all started last week. Raph has been acting strange towards you. Right when spring started. You scrolled through your texts, your eyes reading all the weird texts he sent.
“I need you.” (sent at 4:56 am)
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“Fuck i want you so bad.”(sent at 2:57 am)
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“You smell really good.” (sent at 3:27 am)
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“You left your shirt here. I’m gonna wash it for you.” (sent at 3:24 am) (heheh you know what i mean.)
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“Your hair strands are on my pillow.” (sent at 2:00 am)
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“I’m coming over.” (sent at 3:00 am.)
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“When are you coming over i want you.” (sent at 2:58 am)
You saw the last massage he had sent and replied with;
“Oh sorry lol I might come over today! :) If i have time” You then pressed the send button and set your phone down on the nightstand.
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Walking on the concrete cement of the lair sounded very echoey today the lair seemed empty except for master splinter. Master splinter had told you that the boys were on patrol except for Raph.
You walk up to his bedroom door and knock on it.
“Raph? Can I come in?” You call out.
“Sure, hot stuff’.” You open the door to see the one and only Raph laying on his bed stroking himself.
“Oh my god! Raph what are you doing!?” You yell covering your eyes.
“Be quiet, don't let master splinter hear you!”
“Why are you doing that!”
“Well, I just want to see what you could do for me. Like a favor, heh”
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“That's it! Come on baby. Squeeze me more!” Raph put you in doggy style and started to fuck you. You kept moaning from how big he is. He kept hitting your cervix with every hard thrust into your poor little hole.
Flipping you over, he put your legs on his shoulders thrusting deeper inside you, he leaned forward and put you in a mating press.
“O-OH FucK!” Raph clenched his teeth together and thrusted faster, getting sloppier with each thrust.
“R-raaaph, s’too mUch!” You braced yourself with your hands.
“Heh, it’s not too much for you. I know it now, take my cum!” He then fell onto you thrusting even deeper than before.
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Heavy breathing had turned into even breaths.
“Why didn't you tell me that you wanted to do that?” Y/n asked, laying her head back down on Raph’s plastron.
“Needed to know if ya liked me first.”
;)