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🚫The Boys Catch
Someone Violating
Their Female SO🚫


Kenma Kuzome x Female reader; Kuroo Tetsuro x Female reader; Ushijima Wakatoshi x Femake Reader; Tendo Satori x Female Reader
Warnings: This could potentially be a very triggering topic so please read the warnings. Unwanted touching, unwanted photography taken, sexual harassment, bullying.
A/N: This is an request from @demonbitterbite last year. I'm usually pretty lighthearted when just write these headcannons but I just want everyone to know that it's NEVER EVER ok for anyone to touch you without your permission! Remember, asking permission/ getting consent is the only way to go 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Kenma Kozume
Kenma isn't the most "alpha" of the bunch
But that doesn't mean he's not protective
Not only is he protective but man's is observant
Let's say you are taking the train home with Kenma after practice
It's standing room only so you both hold on
You talk and Kenma listens
He's probably on his phone too
But this is your routine
And kenma is a pro at multitasking
However he's also a pro at observation
So when he sees a guy scooting close to you and putting his phone under your skirt
All bets are off
He's going to grab you and pull you behind him
Then he will stop the train and call the police
He's also probably snapped a picture of the man ir better yet his ID
Kenma doesn't play around with crap like that
Plus he has a wicked glare
He will tend to you while seeing that the police handle the creep
He will ask how you are and what he can do to help you
Kenma may seem aloof but he's the most rational of the bunch
Kuroo Tetsuro
Kuroo is the most irrational of the group
He is SO protective of his partner
Like he knows you can handle yourself but when you are with him
No way is he going to let anyone mess with you
So when you stop by the gym after your club meeting to walk him with him, he will happily oblige
You are waiting for him to get changed in the club room
Minding your own business, checking your socials
Suddenly a group a nasty boys comes up behind you and you hear a picture snap
You turn around only to see one of the boys pull his phone from below your skirt
Seriously how Violating!
You start to cry because that's so messed up
The boys laugh when Kuroo comes out to see what happened
You lean into him and sob
He asks you what's wrong and the boys just laugh
Then one really stupid one says "nothing dude just getting a glimpse up your girls skirt"
Bad idea bro
Kuroo will absolutely lose it
I headcannon kuroo can fight
Like broken noses, brushed ribs the whole shebang
He will totally beat the absolute crap out of anyone who hurts you
Meanwhile, Kenma and Kai have probably come to console you
Yaku is totally helping Kuroo
Kuroo will break the guys phone and tell them to never fuck with any girl ever again
That's all they need
They run off crying
Honestly they deserve it
Kuroo totally grabs you and holds you close
Mans will buy you whatever or do whatever he can to make you feel better
You don't want ro mess with Kuroo's girl
Ushiwaka Wakatoshi
Ushi wins the award for most intimidating
Seriously the man is like 6'3" and scary as hell
Have you seen his hands wrapped around a volleyball?
He could crush someone's throat
But Ushi also isn't the violent type
Unless it comes to his SO
You somehow managed to wiggle your way into the heart of Ushijima Wakatoshi
Seriously a feat in itself yn
He trusts you and you trust him
You often go to tournaments and cheer him on
Ushi secretly loves it trust me
So you are up cheering the boys on with the other partners of Shiratorizawa when there is a creep lurking behind you
You don't pay much attention to them because like some people just give off weird vibes
It isn't until your friend alerts you that the person is taking pictures up your skirt that you lose it
You whip around, slapping the person in the face
The slap heard round the world
Seriously tho, the game just ended and the boys are packing up
You scream and yell at the person
Ushi takes off towards you
Mans is running people over!
You and your friends managed to corner the creep who is denying the accusations
I mean they were caught read handed but ok go off
You tell Wakatoshi what happened
His gaze snaps to the person and his eyes blaze fire
You actually get nervous
I mean he's even more on his game than he was when they played Karasuno
"Delete that photo now or pay" he says
The person instantly complies
Like zero hesitation
"Don't you ever do anything like that ever again"
Ushi just solved the world's creep problems with his stare
Afterwards he will consol you and ask if you are ok
You totally are
Ushiwaka is so proud of you
Tendo Satori
Tendo is absolutely feral
Like mans is a golden retriever boyfriend
Sweetest most caring man
But he's alot like Kuroo
He can be fun but do not get him angry
I think Tendo is one of those guys that takes alot to get angry
But when he is, oof
You and Tendo are on a date
You stop to look over a bridge because it's a nice day
You are wearing the cutest summer dress and sandals
Tendo has his arm around you
It's so cute
Until some jerk ruins it
They just walk by, flip your dress up and snap a picture
Honestly it happened so fast it felt like it didn't happen
But you know it did and so did Tendo
You are so embarrassed and rightfully so
Tendo is enraged
Like he's going to LOSE IT
Without hesitation he will kick the person to the ground and start beating on them
You have to drag him off YN
But like should you?
I'll leave that up to you
The person is totally crying and saying they were "just joking"
Sexual harassment isn't a joke dude
Tendo will whale on the person until they finally apologize and delete the photo
Then he will simply get up, grab you, hug and kiss you and walk off
Like nothing happened
Just another day in paradise for Tendo