Kish - Tumblr Posts
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This is their dynamic, istg
Kish: nya-ha-ha my pretty! >:3 what will you do now that you can’t fight the big moth?
Ichigo:
There is no better remedy for a sinus infection than an inbox full of filthy limericks.
Dear Anonymous,
Bless your soul and your dirty mind.
Love,
Buckets full of love (and I mean that literally, like your poems),
themanfromnantucket
~
Please publish these as you wish
As they make quite the doggerel dish
I'm keeping them nameless
As they're pretty shameless
But my rhymes make the baskets go *SWISH*
[slam-dunkin'!]
~
There once was a harlot from Ur
Whose pussy was covered in fur
When coming, she'd gush
From Kish to the Kush
Then just go about as she were.
[Points for ancient Middle-eastern geography]
~
Long before King Mithridates
There lived a fine lady 'mong ladies
Who in sexing would quiver
Then squirt like a river
And that's why we have the Euphrates!
[This was my favorite; it is truly beautiful.]
A small update from a huge project I'm working on cause I have nothing to pooosssssst