XoftPower#10 Himbos In Limbo

XoftPower#10 Himbos in Limbo

Himbos in Limbo, with your Magikal host, Illyana Rasputin

No.1 Chat Show in Krakoa - don’t miss it!

Kyle: I really think this one’s gonna be a hit. You should see the guestlist Illyana’s cooked up

Jean-Paul: And they’ve all agreed to appear?

Kyle: Illyana said it wouldn’t be a problem

Kyle: ...

Jean-Paul: And you were too afraid to ask any more questions?

Kyle: And I was too afraid to ask any more questions.

Xoftpower#6 Dream Team

Xavier: So as you can see, all of the suggestions so far have been a combination of terrible puns and potential lawsuits. Usually both.

Kyle: I appreciate the offer Professor, but I’m a business manager. I do some PR and media, but I’m not really qualified to be your “tv guy”...

Xavier: Kyle. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Do you think Bobby Drake was “qualified” when I sent him to fight international terrorists with snowballs at 14 years of age?

Kyle: I - my god really?

Xavier: But no, you’re probably right. You’re only human after all. Pity. Jean-Paul was so pleased when he heard you were getting involved with our efforts on Krakoa, but I’m sure he will understand...

Kyle: *eyes narrow* Goddammit. Fine.

Xavier: Excellent stuff Mr. Jinadu-Beaubier, wonderful. Anyway, here’s your team, good luuuuck!

Xoftpower#4 Pitch#8 The French Connexion

Xavier: Ok, sure, but is there a plot to this...?

Bobby: Eh, it’s French, does it really need one?

Xavier: *closes eyes* Omega level, omega level...

XoftPower#9 X-FactorTM

Kyle: It’s funny, because technically mutants had “X-Factor” first, but I guess the x-men were too busy with the civil rights thing to focus on IP rights. And no-one can fight Simon’s legal team.

Shatterstar: *draws swords*

Kyle: *considers it*

XoftPower#8 Based on a true story

Kyle: How did Jean-Paul ever have a crush on this guy...?!

Xoftpower#5 X-Files: Pitch Portfolio

Xavier: My god...even my filing system is a hacky rip-off.

Magneto: I think perhaps it’s time to bring in some help on this one Charles?

Bobby: I dunno, I would totally watch like all of these.

Xavier: My god you’re still here.