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That moment when you're writing a Wes-centric fic, and suddenly the Phandom gives him two goddamn brothers out of nowhere, but you don't know how to include either of them because you've already established Wes as an only child

A thing I doodled at 2am the other night because I couldn't not make a dumb joke like this. Bros before ghoss.

I swear I'm gonna try to draw Easton one of these days, but for now have a Kyle in my own style.

for one glorious moment of delirium, i thought kyle was doing the pogger face. still i love this art.

Pog?

My first Easton contribution.

So I tried to figure out how tall these guys were. I wasn't able to find a good height reference for Wes or Kyle (I headcanon 5'11" and 6'1" respectively). But I was able to compare Easton to Star, and based on her height next to Danny, who I believe is canonically 5'4", Easton can't be taller than 5'7".

So the eldest Weston is also the shortest. Fancy that.

I vote that we name him Cody. Cody Collins. He looks like a Cody.

y'all me and my sis were just looking up old games we used to play and I stumbled across Nicktoons Freeze Frame Frenzy and there are some GEMS in here my guys

first of all there's The Boy

why he look so sad omg

PFFFFFFT this is from the fucking Game Boy Advanced and the hair physics are still better than Chumby's

Danny T-poses when startled, this is canon

then GUESS WHO ELSE SHOWED UP???

IT'S YA BOY KYLE why's your body so long boy turns out every table had generic leg images and even when the people left the table the legs stayed behind shskdkusgsj

what is up with these poses they're just straight up doin' squats in the hallway?? wait

wait why they blushin', GUYS I THINK KYLE HAS A BOYFRIEND GUYS they even have matching haircuts w h a t

Headcanon that Cody can and frequently does pick up his baked noodle boyfriend

I got some possible Cody lore hear me out guys

So I don't remember who came up with the possibility of Cody's appearance changing based on who he spends time around (I think it was the same person who came up with the name Ben? Not sure, I'll link when I can find or recall the post). But if that's true, he doesn't look much like Kyle, past the hair sweep. But you know who he does look kind of like?

Walter.

(Sorry, I still haven't found a good clear picture of Cody.)

But they do have the same noses and general face layout, and are both among the few characters who have eyebrows that match their hair, rather than being black bricks.

I mean, look. Drawing just the face, it really could be either one of them.

So what am I getting at? What if Cody was an intern who was shadowing Walter? Wasn't he a real estate agent or something? Cody could be spending his time outside of school assisting or observing him to learn the trade. It could also be how Cody got to talking to Kyle and the other Westons. He knows their dad from work.

I was suddenly hit with some Cody nostalgia and so I decided to draw some more Smashmouth Stripes where he's holding his high and very flamboyant bf

Okay, tell me Kyle isn't a retail cryptid.

You walk into the Nasty Burger, and he's taking your order.

You then go to the convenience store down the street, and see him stocking the shelves.

You go to the bank across town, and he's at the counter to process your deposit.

You call your cell company because your cable box doesn't work, and it's Kyle who picks up the phone.

This could all happen in a ten minute period.

Nobody remembers ever hiring him.

Tell me he isn't a retail cryptid.

Another de-aged Danny au, but he's with Dan & Ellie & Jazz as well.

Jason has like just arrived back to Gotham, caused chaos in the underbelly due to well, 8 heads in a duffle bag, and is just starting his takeover of Crime Alley. It's going good, great even! And then he busts some sort of gang or smuggling ring run by people in white suits and there's... holy shit why do these four toddlers have Lazarus eyes?!

Is that a lab?! And Lazarus waters?! Jason might be a bit mad but he's not an asshole, he's not going to just leave these kids here to the streets. He can't just take them to the Batclan either, and as much as he begrudgingly trusts Talia, he sure as fuck doesn't trust Ras. Who knows what he'd do to four... what are they, pit-kids?

Now he's juggling his whole revenge-thing, running a criminal empire, taking over Gotham's underbelly, and being a single dad. At least the goonion seems to be down for helping, seeing as he's making Crime Alley safer...? .... Fuck he needs some proper sleep

Oh no, here we go again

[sorry for any spelling/gramma mistakes, I have smol brain]

@nastyburger I just want to say I love you and thank you so much for the food. I’ve been happy crying for the past hour going through looking at all the new Kyle and Wes content while listening to the ear-rape version of the Thomas the tank engine theme song. :,)

Also, Kyle would have/want to get his ears pierced. And Easton totally got his nose pierced when he lost a bet to Jazz. Don’t @ me.

Also also, can I mention that we’re finally giving our boi Wes some clothes??? Like, finally??? He’s been wearing that bloody basket ball outfit for who knows how long.

Expect more doodles, cuz I’m not letting this die.

~bonus~