Lactose Intolerant - Tumblr Posts
instant regret
I just ate some icecream and feel like shit. world war three is yapping in my goddamned gut and I crave death. I think I'm lactose intolerant... the last time I had icecream I shat a river of fire and it seems as if I haven't LEARNED JACK DIDDLY SQUAT.
some facts
1. i am lactose intolerant
2. i’m also kind of allergic to garlic ? like i can eat it if it’s in things, but like i can’t eat things where garlic is an important ingredient ?
3. i just drank a litre of chocolate milk
4. i just ate a salad that contained a lot of aioli
5. i feel like throwing up
Ther: *loves chocolate and uses a lot of milk products*
Also ther: *is lactose intolerant*
Every so often i forget i developed lactose intolerance and then I'm like "why don't i treat myself to a lovely little treat :)" and one ice cream bowl later I'm absolutely ass blasting the meanest fart to ever come out of my putrid little asshole. My family is crying. I've been quarantined in my room. I'm pretty sure the neighbors could smell it