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THE FED DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR DEMIDEIFIC GIRLFRIEND WAS REAL ALL ALONG.
UNSHACKLE NOW!! THEY CANT STOP THE PARACAUSAL SLOPPY MAKEOUT SESSIONS ANY MORE. IM ABOUT TO DRINK SO DEEP, I BE DESCENDIN ON HER. AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Also, highly relevant to my lancer char lol
union doesn’t want you to know this but if you don’t cycle your NHP she’ll actually become real and make out with you sloppy style
Holy shit
Reading about Lancer mechs is like
The Turbo Genocide Mk I was mothballed before entering full scale production due to cost concerns as the mangled corpses of civilians proved too expensive to hose out of The Mangler Gauntlet. You can drive one though whatever.
TRAIT: ENDLESS SUFFERING
+1 to melee attacks
CORE POWER: THE MANGLER
For the rest of the scene, when you kill a guy, also kill their family.
Thinking about her again (Hours Pegasus from Lancer the TTRPG)
RA from LancerRPG is transgender but you arent ready for that
you all play Lancer normally. I, on the other hand, am inventing new and exciting warcrimes that the Geneva Convention hasn’t even dreamed about