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Merlin: Where are your knights? I have a new training session for them and you!

Arthur: Sword, mace, crossbow?

Merlin: No.

*slams books on the round table*

Merlin: Reading comprehension!

Gwaine: Aw, come on! That’s not necessary!

Merlin: The other day you all almost died because you couldn’t understand a cryptic message/ riddle from a mad sorcerer! You all should thank me for solving that problem!

Gwaine: Yeah, but, reading? Nah.

Percival: That’s not what I’ve signed up for when I became a Knight of Camelot.

Leon: I had hoped these days have been past me.

Merlin: You all wouldn’t know what to do with a book if it hit you in the head!

Arthur: Easy now! No weaponising of literature.

Elyan: Weaponising? Yeah, I could put metal clasps on those corners!

Merlin: Shut up! All of you! And read!

Gwaine: No wonder you got Poet on that ‘Are you a Soldier, Poet, King?’ quiz.

Merlin: Fuck you, Gwaine!

Gwaine: I certainly would..!

Arthur: WE ARE NOT HAVING THE ‘WOULD YOU FUCK YOUR CLONE’ DISCUSSION AGAIN!

Lancelot: *peacefully reading from the beginning*