Would You Fuck A Clone Of Yourself - Tumblr Posts
Merlin: Where are your knights? I have a new training session for them and you!
Arthur: Sword, mace, crossbow?
Merlin: No.
*slams books on the round table*
Merlin: Reading comprehension!
Gwaine: Aw, come on! That’s not necessary!
Merlin: The other day you all almost died because you couldn’t understand a cryptic message/ riddle from a mad sorcerer! You all should thank me for solving that problem!
Gwaine: Yeah, but, reading? Nah.
Percival: That’s not what I’ve signed up for when I became a Knight of Camelot.
Leon: I had hoped these days have been past me.
Merlin: You all wouldn’t know what to do with a book if it hit you in the head!
Arthur: Easy now! No weaponising of literature.
Elyan: Weaponising? Yeah, I could put metal clasps on those corners!
Merlin: Shut up! All of you! And read!
Gwaine: No wonder you got Poet on that ‘Are you a Soldier, Poet, King?’ quiz.
Merlin: Fuck you, Gwaine!
Gwaine: I certainly would..!
Arthur: WE ARE NOT HAVING THE ‘WOULD YOU FUCK YOUR CLONE’ DISCUSSION AGAIN!
Lancelot: *peacefully reading from the beginning*
HOW CAN I IGNORE THIS YOU FUCKING DONUT. honestly this sounds like an argument my best friend would say
Well once you concede gender is a fluctuating composite of factors on which sexual orientation is dependent, fucking your clone at the time of duplication is really the only way to guarantee the sex is, in fact, gay. For this essay, I will be disbarred,