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forlath

9 months ago

You know that thing right before dawn when all the birds go nuts shouting for mates, defending their territory, establishing dominance, all that kind of stuff? My neighbors, on the weekends, with their lawnmowers, exact same thing.

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lawnmower dawn neighbors

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thirtysomethinganduncensored

9 months ago

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mowing country living suburbs sunshine beautiful weather thursday lawn care lawnmaintenance lawn lawngoals get off my lawn lawnmower Yard yard work cutting the grass a woman’s work is never done independent woman blessed peace

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desange

2 years ago

I went back in time and convinced the 20-something version of my dad to have gay sex in order to make the future him not homophobic. When I returned to the present I wasn’t born.

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hehe one time i dreamt lawnmower text post

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i-see-ur-sins

8 months ago

thinking currently about how if the ants or something in my back yard were sentient, they would absolutely be worshiping the lawnmower

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random thoughts random ants bugs lawnmower is this how religions work the lawnmower is a wrathful god

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glorytoad

2 years ago

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memes meme disney honey I shrank the kids rick moranis lawnmower relatable humor hee hee

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