Lifes Little Questions - Tumblr Posts

Why is it that the loudest person in a room never has anything to say?

A question for all the male attracted beings out there— Why do you enjoy it so much when men roll up their sleeves?

What is with the human female compulsion to move in and adopt a pet? Redecorate and pump out children? Why can we not just hang out, tell each other stupid stories, braid each other’s hair and she can give me stitches when the situation calls for it?