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Ryan's thick ass just beckoned you, and you always wanted to answer the call, but the chance never came. It just sat there. Waiting for you to come penetrate it and sniff all its farts. Whenever you thought about it, your dick rose. All you wanted was to cum inside him and smell all his gas. You want him to moan and fart so loud the whole world hears it. You wanted the world to know that you fucked him. That's all you want in life and you know nothing will stand in the way.
The opportunity came when you visited his home state on a business trip. You were in a big city and you knew he lived more out in the country. So, you took every chance to go out and find him. You also kept track of his instagram and snapchat just in case he said where he was. Days went by until you finally found him. He was shopping for groceries and you finally laid your eyes on his magnificent ass in real life. It was ginormous. Seemed even bigger than the photos and you were ready to pounce. But blindly going at him in public isn't smart, so what you decided to do was play safe now, but get him later. He was shopping for sugary snacks as you snuck up behind him, pretending to be getting some too. But you were standing right behind him when he squatted and farted. It was loud and wet and gave you a boner immediately. It smelled like shit and he probably did since there was now a noticable lump in his jean shorts. "Damn it! Not again!" Ryan yelled angrily. He stood up and looked around to see you. "Oh my God! I'm sorry," he said all red and embarrassed. "For what? That was great!" You replied. He was shocked and looked down to see your ginormous boner and licked his lips. "You need someone to help you clean up that mess?" You asked while grabbing his huge ass. Your hands were below his underwear and you could feel his turd. It was slimy and gooey and his soft cheeks felt great. He gave you a smirk and said, "Yeah and the ones I'll make later."
With that you could no longer wait. You licked your fingers clean, and bought his groceries for him, mostly because there would be less judgement for someone who has a boner rather than someone who pooped themselves. Outside you gave him your number and you guys decided you'd meet up in your huge hotel room. It was all white and you loved the idea that you guys would get it all dirty.
You cleaned the room to be as clean as it could possibly be. The white was radiant and beautiful. The purest white you had ever seen and you were cover it with your future husband's shit and ass.
You told Ryan to come on an empty stomach, so you could feed him chili. The chili was your own recipe to make anyone a farting machine. Filled to the brim with beans, onions, red peppers, etc. If this chili makes Ryan kill you with his farts and poop, then this was the best death you could ask for.
Soon you heard knocking at the door and you opened it to Ryan. He was sweaty and leaning against the door frame with his eyes closed shut. "Oh! Hey, Ryan your here early," You greeted him. His eyes shot open and he yelled, "I'm going blow and nuke everyone in this hotel, get into my ass!!!" He turned around and took off his shorts and underwear. He fell back onto me and closed the door. I was completely submerged into his ass and his messy hole. I heard him scream in pain and it happened.
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An hour long fart shot of his ass and into my face. It was rank, but it changed in smells as it went on. First it was eggy, next it was cheesy, then it smelled like sewage and hot garbage, and finished with a mix of sweat, shit, and his own B.O. I was in complete heaven and I was cumming throughout the entire hour. When it finished he lifted his ass and it made a squishy sound. "Thanks for enduring all of that," he told me and helped me stand up. My legs were jelly and I fell over multiple times. Each time Ryan taking advantage and using his butt as my cushion and every time putting my face in between his cheeks and farting.
Wow, this guy will never run out of gas. "You can eat the chili in the counter if you want to," I said while lying on the floor. Ryan looked at it and dragged me along with my face in his crack. He grabbed the chili and began eating. "Oh, hell yeah!! Eat my ass!!!" He moaned loudly. BBBBRRRRTTTT!!! He ripped another large fart and continued eating. He was blowing both threw the bowls he ate and farts he gave. I loved to watch his hole flap open and close. "Know something," he said in between mouth-fulls, "I got very lucky when it came to genetics. I got this fat ass and something very rare. My digestive track turns my food into gas pretty..." he grunted and pushed out a heavy fart, "quick," he finished. "So you're basically the perfect man for me?" You said, dazed from the gas. Ryan stopped eating and it became extremely quiet except for the grumbling of his stomach. "Only sexual-wise," he said. It tone was depressed and he put the bowl full of chili down. It felt like hours. You decided to continue eating his ass until Ryan spoke.
"Lets just get this over with," Ryan said blatantly and let go of me. When I got up he asked, "where's the bed?" He didn't even make eye contact. We made our way to the bedroon and I showed him the bed and he just crawled in. "Come on. Get in," he said bored with his ass in the air. I dove in and ate him out but it didn't feel so good knowing he wasn't into it. I asked him to fart but he didn't respond. Instead he moved down and rubbed his ass against my dick. I understood what he meant and began to pound him in hoping this would cheer him up, but all I got at most was a few moans here and there. After I came (for the twentieth time today) I laid beside him.
"I got to go," Ryan finally said getting up and putting on his underwear. "But why," I asked. "Nothing," he told me. "That means there is something," I concluded, "What was it? Was it something I did or said? Am I not long enough for you?" I questioned him. "Know something! Yeah it was something you said! 'So you're the perfect man for me?' Are you serious! I'm a person not a peice of meat! You didn't even know me except for that I had a big ass and nasty farts!" Ryan scolded and threw a pillow at me. I felt ashamed and embarrassed, because it was true. I planned to have an entire life with him, but I barely knew him. I was so blinded by my lust for him that I didn't think straight and rationally about this. I slapped my for forehead in disbelief and Ryan could tell he was right. "I knew it. You guys are all the same," He said disappointed. "No! I'm not!" I yelled standing on the bed. "We can get to know each other now! I like to cook and eat food, go cycling, and to dance in clubs!" You spatted out. You were in such a panic you weren't even sure if that was true or not. "Oh my gosh, now I love you forever!" He said sarcastically. He had put his shirt and underwear on. "Is there anything I can say to make you stay?" I asked. "No, there isn't!" Ryan responded with, struggling to put his pants on. "Please, at least one more fart," I pleaded. It was then Ryan's gut started to gurgle. His entire stomach as been inflated, and it looks as if he is about to pop. "I think something bad is going to happen," I said scared. Ryan then looked up at me and said, "Tell you what. I'll give you a chance and date you for a little bit if you can handle this fart. It's going to be my biggest one in life and is going to stink. It might last hours, or days, or even weeks," I looked at his ass and told him, "Get that ass onto my face," Ryan took off his pants and underwear and sat down on my face. And he let it rip.
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1 entire week inside Ryan's ass. It was dark and humid in there with the absolute rotten smells that would come out of his ass. It felt as if the world was shaking from his fart. How I survived was incredible. I didn't get dehydrated because of Ryan's fart being so wet at some points I was able lick up all the moisture and not to mention I devoured his turds. My boner was so hard it felt as if was going to fall off. I was also dragged around on my knees, stuck inside Ryan's ass. Ryan tried to work out with me in his ass, but that didn't work, and since he kept eating, the fart went on for far longer than it should have. But not complaining about that for sure.
When it was over Ryan didn't get up. "I know you want to stay in there, so I'll give you a choice. Either you stay in my ass forever and we live happily ever after, or we just part ways and we don't talk ever again," He lifted my head out of his ass. It felt so weird to see light and smell fresh air again. I looked at him and saw a bowl of chili in his hand. I looked down at his stomach and it looked bigger than when the fart started. I smiled at him and he smiled back at me. "I'll stay with you forever," I said excitedly. "Then French kiss my ass like you mean it," he told me. I went back in and I felt his hole and stomach shake from the pent up gas he had inside him and I kissed his hole. With that his hole pulsed and the whole same week, started right back up again.
And it happened again, and again, and again, and again.