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Remembering when I cut off a friend a few years ago in college because he said "the idea of consent is fucking stupid" followed by "why the fuck should I care if shes into it" (he was talking about throat fucking)
Uhhh idk dawg maybe because it's basic human decency AND consent is hot??
Like damn you want *me* to do these things to you? Youre into it and feel safe to do so? I've made such a good impression on you that you're choosing *me* of all people to do these things??
Fuck yeah bro that's awesome
Toxic pussydrunk best friend/ fuck buddy bakugou
He’s fighting for the spot Basketball player Bakugou owns in my mind,and he might just fucking win.
I’m not talking like one-sided toxic I’m talking evil twin evil twin, imagine with me because bicth 🧍🏾♀️
It all started when your mom coworker invited you to a birthday party for her son, that’s where it all went downhill.
You didn't even want to attend, but MOTHER KNOWS BEST ore something like that
But that was six years ago
TW: Cheating / Slight breeding kink if you look hard enough
Now your 21 begging that same boy to go faster as he slowly thrust into you,making you take each inch slowly like he cares.
-What your flaccid boyfriend not big enough sweetheart,need a real man to bully that pretty pussy don’t you.
Roll your eyes as he bottom out letting out that breathy moan he loves oh so much,but not without a slick…comment of your own.
-Golden coming from you,Your girlfriend asked me today why you wouldn’t fuck her.
His comprehensive thoughts quickly gone as he trusted deeper cock twitching inside your fluttering walls
-Come on baby,tell me why don’t you fuck her like you fuck me?
His firm grip on your hips stoping the way your hips roll against his, muttering under his breath leting out the most erotic pretty moans forcing you to cockwarm him before his hips snap back forcing himself deeper into your cunt.
-She’s not you, fucking damn I want this pussy all for myself. Wanna see you dripping with my cum nobody else’s.
-HEY BABY, I missed you!
Bakugou rolled his eyes watching as you straddle your boyfriend, the only thing that made this bearable is knowing your leaking out his cum.
“Why don’t we ever do cute shit like that?”
-Shut up I’m studying
Studying the way you squeezing your thighs together but studying nonetheless.
WAIT?! When did I write this trashy ass banger?! 🥵
Toxic pussydrunk best friend/ fuck buddy bakugou
He’s fighting for the spot Basketball player Bakugou owns in my mind,and he might just fucking win.
I’m not talking like one-sided toxic I’m talking evil twin evil twin, imagine with me because bicth 🧍🏾♀️
It all started when your mom coworker invited you to a birthday party for her son, that’s where it all went downhill.
You didn't even want to attend, but MOTHER KNOWS BEST ore something like that
But that was six years ago
TW: Cheating / Slight breeding kink if you look hard enough
Now your 21 begging that same boy to go faster as he slowly thrust into you,making you take each inch slowly like he cares.
-What your flaccid boyfriend not big enough sweetheart,need a real man to bully that pretty pussy don’t you.
Roll your eyes as he bottom out letting out that breathy moan he loves oh so much,but not without a slick…comment of your own.
-Golden coming from you,Your girlfriend asked me today why you wouldn’t fuck her.
His comprehensive thoughts quickly gone as he trusted deeper cock twitching inside your fluttering walls
-Come on baby,tell me why don’t you fuck her like you fuck me?
His firm grip on your hips stoping the way your hips roll against his, muttering under his breath leting out the most erotic pretty moans forcing you to cockwarm him before his hips snap back forcing himself deeper into your cunt.
-She’s not you, fucking damn I want this pussy all for myself. Wanna see you dripping with my cum nobody else’s.
-HEY BABY, I missed you!
Bakugou rolled his eyes watching as you straddle your boyfriend, the only thing that made this bearable is knowing your leaking out his cum.
“Why don’t we ever do cute shit like that?”
-Shut up I’m studying
Studying the way you squeezing your thighs together but studying nonetheless.
Where’s that post about sitting down being the way that ADHD gets you?
I just speed packed like 2/3 of my apartment and was squatting to pack something but then whoopsies, I sat down and here I am. Sat and on Tumblr.
The sitting got me
Being a sterek anti is so fucking hard why is nobody talking about how hard it is I love teen wolf but every where I look people post an illegal ship which is morally and legally VERY wrong (Derek was literally groomed himself)
Anyways Sciles thiam stalia stora Allydia scisaac malira and draeden>>>>
listen i am not american. i understand that even democrats fucking suck and its a genuinely shitty situation to be in. im so sorry. but hey, hey look at me. why are you guys bullying people for saying "you should still vote blue?" Like im curious about the alternatives youve got. voting red? firebombing walmart? tumblr user catboyssepticbutthole, i know you will not be firebombing walmart.
Thinking about that series on TikTok where canon batfamily characters meet their fanon counterparts and I think all canon characters would have a sort of disdain to borderline hate for their fanon versions EXCEPT BRUCE. Canon Bruce would be seething with jealousy
Canon Bruce: so you’re saying… most of them live with you. In Wayne manor. And it’s not burned down every week.
Fanon Bruce: yup! All of them except Jason, he and I don’t get along very well you see… he’s always angry with me so the weekly family dinners are always tense ://
Canon Bruce, through gritted teeth: you see him regularly? Must be nice.
Fanon Bruce: it is! The kids can get a bit rambunctious at times but thankfully their older brother Dick is always there being the good responsible mentally stable older brother he is so there’s not much damage except the broken vase or two
Canon Bruce, glaring daggers: is that so.
Fanon Bruce: there’s also Tim, he can’t get enough of his coffee, sometimes I have to replace it with decaf just to get him to sleep!
Canon Bruce, who has found Tim napping in places he didn’t think was humanely possible to sleep in: hnn
Now wait a minute... ! That's the only explaination for the cave fight, cause realistically, for Azula, what the thell was that??
I don't believe for a second, someone who effectively and effortlessly stalled Aang, Toph and Sokka simultaneously and with no bending powers whatsoever, is getting slapped around by someone who recently picked up waterbending and even Zuko was managing just fine???
Be realistic. Azula got messed up because Katara looked even prettier than usual with her hair down and progressively got more flustered cause she couldn't do anything about it.
"Azula never haved a crush on Katara!!"
Idgaf, explain to me why Azula NEVER attacked Katara and the only time she attacked her (agni kai) was because she was with someone else
In some panels you can see how Azula is jealous becose she can see how Aang is eating her cake
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