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I WANT JASON TODD QUOTING SHAKESPEARE WHILE FIGHTING VILLAINS

^ just heard someone talking trash about literary classics

Bruce: [calling Jason] Where are you at?

Jason: [him and Damian in the middle of a gang fight] Helping the brat with his English homework

[gun shots in the background]

Bruce: Did I just hear gun shots?

Jason: I live in a bad neighborhood. You know this, Bruce

[Damian screaming a battle cry at the top of his lungs]

Bruce: Jason, what was tha-

Jason: Anyway, gotta go. The brat is butchering the pronunciations of King Richard III

Damian: [still fighting] HOOD, YOU LYING TOAD! MY PRONUNCIATIONS ARE SUPERB!

Bruce: Wait, Jason

Jason: See ya~

Bruce: JASO-

Your “jason has danny on speed dial” post gave me the amazing mental image of danny tapping every kidnapped bat/bird on the head, turning them intangible so their handcuffs or whatever fall off, and going “duck. duck. duck. duck.”

And then a henchman/guard comes in and danny yells “GOOSE”, blasts them through the wall, and then just turns back to jason and is like “for waking me up at 2 am you now owe me help on at least 2 english assignments” and then leaves

He continues calling every henchman goose and dick is getting progressively more upset at him not playing the game correctly