"Get Tired Of My Baggage? Well, Hit The Fucking Gym, Alfie, If You Cant Carry It, I Dont Care."

"Get tired of my “baggage”? Well, hit the fucking gym, Alfie, if you can’t carry it, I don’t care."

YASSSSSSS. AND SERIOUSLY. EFF HIM. ALSO HE STILL NEVER APOLOGIZED FOR THE KISS. BECAUSE HE STILL THINKS YOU FUCKED AROUND WITH SURESH EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T.

Spoilers! (Sorry!)

“I told Finn I was done with you”

“It was nice to have Meera put all her eggs in my basket”

nghaaAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

And why exactly were you done with me, Alfie? What was it that I did that made you so appalled by me? Give a friendly hug to Suresh as we were trying to resolve our “baggage”? Not hearing me out and kissing Kat’s face off behind my back as some petty revenge? For your information, Alfie, I also put all my eggs in your basket! And not once - not even once was I disloyal to you! And you? What did you do? Get tired of my “baggage”? Well, hit the fucking gym, Alfie, if you can’t carry it, I don’t care. You believe Kat of all people about a kiss that didn’t happen and go ahead and cheat? And then you have the AUDACITY to even CONSIDER that I might want to be with you after Meera is dumped. You know who’s done with you? This girl! Me! I am! Fuck you, Alfie. Fuck. You.

how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

God I miss the romance. The sweet tender moments that felt sincere. The sexy sex that was actually sexy. Despite the infuriating glitches and crashes and frustrations that came with S2 (let us never forget the post-Casa amnesia), it was still a season that gave us complex and interesting friendships as well as a good dose of self-esteem and fun, as we were chased by loads of hot people who were sincere in wanting us. And even when they were messy and made wrong choices, it still felt like they liked you.

Bobby McKenzie: 10/10 would die for him. S5 LI's: 1/10* would pay to see them dead.

*the 1 was for Lulu. Everyone else was a big ol' ZERO.

Also, just an aside, but like how great was it that there were canon kinks in S2? We know that Lucas likes it when you take control in bed. We know that Bobby would die happily of suffocation as long as it happened with MC sitting on his face. We know Noah liked his thighs tickled and Rahim likes to be in control. In S5 I know that... um... uh... well there's... Alfie likes... kissing? Suresh likes... vaguely adventurous sex maybe? Dana likes... being there? And Finn likes it in the shower (whoa slow down with the kinks there, Firecrotch Jesus).

I love him so much. So much.

the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop

I had so many more rants in me about yesterday's episode. So many. But you know what? I'm tired. I'm sure I'll have plenty to rant about next week. Today? Enjoy this picture of a smiling hedgehog in front of a sunflower.

The happiest of belated birthdays to @mrsbsmooth! You are sweet, tough, smart, talented, kind, supportive, hilarious, and a true joy to know. You deserve a fantastic fucking day. May the marmite flow like rivers and the Ciaran smut give you endless tingles. And speaking of, please enjoy: A VERY NICE BOY: a smutty, fluffy, romantic Ciaran fic.

A03

Wattpad