Um, Can You Bitches Stop Trying To Make Me Fall In Love With Suresh? It' Rude. I Do Not Like Him. His

Um, can you bitches stop trying to make me fall in love with Suresh? It' rude. I do not like him. His character is trash IMHO. But dammmmmmn he is so.... so pretty. I'm not religious at all, but I think I need Jesus to save me from that man's face. Which is lucky because there's Firecrotch Jesus right there next to him. I LOVE RED HAIRED MEN, BUT WHY THEY MAKE HIM LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THE MESSIAH? IT'S WEIRD.

Also, as I told @throughthejunobush when I saw this: I'd fuck that Eddie too. I wouldn't call him after. And I'm sure the sex would be terrible. But still, I'd fuck him.

LITG: Ex In The Villa (OG Islanders) Artbreeders

disclaimer: i used the original art from the game to make these artbreeder portraits

OC Introduction

Liliana Clarke-Reyes

“Boy, you’ve really got people fooled into thinking you’re the villa sweetheart," Priya said. Lili rolled her eyes. “I never claimed to be anything of the sort. I say fuck far too often to be anyone’s sweetheart.”

MC of The Sun in My Eyes. Call her Lili. Or Lil. Or even Liliana if you're nasty. Just don't call her perfect. She hates that shit.

24 | she/her | afro-latina | scouser | bilingual | belly dancer | foster care charity worker | 7 secret tattoos | optimist | loves spicy food | swiftie | perfectionist | sweet & snarky | great with kids | bad with animals | bubble baths are a religion |

lili's mood boards

Mood boards are how I build characters. It gives me a chance to play and discover their likes and dislikes. So I have tons of them for Lili. Please note that in the story and in my head, Lili is quite a bit darker than the faceclaim I used for her. I will post seperately about that, because it was a whole THING.

Board 1: Villa Lili

In my head this is how the show depicted Lili initially. Bubbly and bright. And all of this stuff IS her, but it's not all of her.

Board 2: Real Life Lili

This is Lili on the inside. Wistful, organized, emosh, and obsessed with shoes.

Board 3: Lili's Home Aesthetic

I just love interior design and had fun building Lili's home aesthetic.

Board 4: Lili's Fashion Sense

I always pictured her wearing mostly blacks, whites, and neutrals. With some random pops of gold/yellow and red thrown in. She loves her a one sleeve top and ripped jeans. Overall she has edgy autumn vibes. Lots of sweaters hanging off the shoulder and ankle boots clacking on the pavements. Super dark lipstick and black fingernails, always. A little tribute to her inner emo-kid.

Board 5: Lili's Life in Liverpool

This might be my favorite of her boards. This is a little taste of Lili's life outside the villa. Her exes, her bestie, her siblings. And all of her tattoos. I cannot tell you what a hardship it was to spend hours looking at pictures of Harry Styles in order to find one for that album.

So yeah. That's Lil.

how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

FIVE SECONDS LATER IM FASTENING MYSELF TO YOU WITH A STITCH, OH YEAH.

AND IM NOT EVEN SORRY

NIGHTS ARE SO STARRY BLOOD MOONLIT

this song is actually so perfect for them!!!! I loved the new chapter!!!! #letthemkiss 😂

It must be counterfeit...🎵

💖I wondered if anyone would recognize that 😆 As soon as I heard it I added it to my TSIME playlist. Thank you for reading, anon! #lilibobkissingisinevitable

God I miss the romance. The sweet tender moments that felt sincere. The sexy sex that was actually sexy. Despite the infuriating glitches and crashes and frustrations that came with S2 (let us never forget the post-Casa amnesia), it was still a season that gave us complex and interesting friendships as well as a good dose of self-esteem and fun, as we were chased by loads of hot people who were sincere in wanting us. And even when they were messy and made wrong choices, it still felt like they liked you.

Bobby McKenzie: 10/10 would die for him. S5 LI's: 1/10* would pay to see them dead.

*the 1 was for Lulu. Everyone else was a big ol' ZERO.

Also, just an aside, but like how great was it that there were canon kinks in S2? We know that Lucas likes it when you take control in bed. We know that Bobby would die happily of suffocation as long as it happened with MC sitting on his face. We know Noah liked his thighs tickled and Rahim likes to be in control. In S5 I know that... um... uh... well there's... Alfie likes... kissing? Suresh likes... vaguely adventurous sex maybe? Dana likes... being there? And Finn likes it in the shower (whoa slow down with the kinks there, Firecrotch Jesus).

I love him so much. So much.

11, 15, and 24 for the fandom asks! 😍

Thanks for the asks @longbobmckenzie! Whoo, prepare for my essays 😆

11. Which characters are your least favourite and why?

Ooh, okay, I'm go by season!

S1: is definitely Erikah. She's a spoiled baby who blames MC for her own self-made misery.

S2: It's a tie between Kassam and Jo. No matter how nice I was to Jo she was rude and entitled and mean. Kassam hurt my feelings by ignoring me and not falling in love with me and I'm still salty about it.

S3: Miki. She sucks. She's rude, in your business, self-righteous and she can see herself out. Also, her hair is stupid.

S4: This is a tough one. Cora annoyed me though I'm not sure why. She just rubbed me the wrong way. And Hazeem pissed me off because he didn't love me back. I went full Ani Difranco about that singing, "Fuck you and your untouchable face..." while scribbling little hearts with mustaches on them.

S5: Everyone except Lulu. They are all my least favorite. If I'm forced to pick someone in particular I'd go with Suresh because he legit upsets me. Not in an I'm annoyed way, but in a, I should probably call my therapist way.

15. If you had the power to make one character exist in real life, which character would it be?

Oh man, this one is difficult. I am stuck between Angie and Bobby. The sunshine or the starry night sky? I think I'd say Angie, just cuz we would have fun hanging out, drinking boxed wine, and being snarky.

24. Pick 3 end-game canon couples and tell us how long you think they lasted after the show.

Gary and Lottie: Okay so my head canon here is that it's gonna be an on-again off-again kind of relationship. So, initially I think they break up within a week. But then find themselves talking a lot and end up dating long distance and visiting frequently. But Lottie is both brittle and jealous and goes scorched earth, dumping him over and over. And Gary's sort of baffled and exhausted with the whole thing, but he keeps taking her back because the sex is good and he kind of likes the pain of someone bossing him around. Overall I think it's a solid three or four years of back and fourth before Gary is the one who finally has enough and dumps Lottie. But he meets someone new right away and that's the girl he marries and has many blonde haired, black-browed babies with.

Hope and Noah: If they lose, they don't even make it off the stage before they have another fight and break up. If they win, I think it would be rocky but they'd stick it out long enough for the reunion. At which point Noah sees MC, and is all swoony and sad and finally ends things with Hope. Then he pulls a Jake on MC to see if she'll leave her current partner for him IRL. And in my mind, because I'm mean, she's like… nah.

Jo and Rahim: I think they'd be in it for the long haul. Like I can see them getting married. But no kids. Jo ain't got time for that. But I think eventually Jo would get bored and I 100% see her cheating and getting busted because she's an awful liar. But I think they'd work through it and Rahim would eventually take her back. He's very jealous so it would take some time, but I think they'd make it through.

Man, I put way too much thought into these 😆