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1 year ago

do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for


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1 year ago

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.


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11 months ago

wait….does the person that posted that think masc4masc means two masculine dudes dating/fucking? ;sgsgsgsgshshs that’s so fuckin funny pls like i know this is trolling/bait but it’s terrible bait. masc4masc is a specific stance some gay men hold that denigrates anyone that isn’t a perfect ideal of masculinity. it’s not a label for a relationship that happens to be compromised of 2 masculine men 😭😭😭😭 also the way they’re so fuckin dumb and don’t realize they’re dragging buck in process…im obsessed actually…tell me more about how you think buck is masc4masc 🤩

To Even Have The Courage To Hop Online And Even Say Something Like This Yet Alone Have The Thought Form

To even have the courage to hop online and even say something like this yet alone have the thought form in your head is insane. Please log off of social media. Go talk to real life people and actually experience real life things.

You people are losers and I genuinely hope that this show continues to disappoint and deprive you of whatever causes you to spread this kind of hate and weirdness.


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2 years ago

why is the most delicious part of the microwave mac and cheese permanently fused to the paper dish, making it impossible to eat

why is the world so cruel


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2 years ago

hagman guitar bro voice "anyways heres over the hills and far away"


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11 months ago

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1 year ago

LMAOOOO WHAT DID I FOUND IN MY ART FOLDER

LMAOOOOWHAT DID I FOUND IN MY ART FOLDER

My first "character" when i got into warhammer. More of a joke oc since servoskulls aren't sentient (mostly) and becoming one after "fucking with daemonhost" is even less likely (impossible)

Still, funny skull lmao Might need a redesign tbh


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