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who the fuck are you
God, Lobcorp Tumblr must go CRAZY...
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🏓 wandering-cunt Follow
whyyyyyy is like everyone here they/them NB im not transphobic i swear i just miss WOMEN 😩
🧃 shrimply-put Follow
Lol there's literally a ton of women??? Like 75% of Wellcheers Club is girls.
🏓 wandering-cunt Follow
OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOYS IM BOUT TO GET IT
🏓 wandering-cunt Follow
WHY AM I ON A BOAT
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🪼 tamedandwilling Follow
For the last time, there is no such thing as an "inferior" or "unimportant" abnormality. There is beauty where your foolish minds cannot seek it. What's most important can't be seen by the eye.
🦢 morally-grey-swan6 Follow
the mushroom chunk wont fuck you bro!!!
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🛀🏻 yum-yum-12345 Follow
Hey guys just a friendly reminder to always trigger tag pictures of your abnormalities!!! You dont know if a low level agent could see em or if you could just end up hurting someone so please be mindful!!!!
🪇 ass-iyah Follow
you literally have bloodbath as your pfp.....
🛀🏻 yum-yum-12345 Follow
And I recommend you fall into it!!!! 🥰🥰🥰
❄️ transmasc-ice-queen Follow
This site is free. But god do we pay for it.
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🌌 memory-of-emily Follow
My brother in Blue Star they are BOXES
🚦qlipothocary Follow
why r u named ASS-IYAH if u don wanna fuck the ASIYAH sephirot...
🪇 ass-iyah Follow
you can't make anything from "briah"
🧃 shrimply-put Follow
You can make "Brian!"
🪇 ass-iyah Follow
no one is named brian
🪞 born2weak Follow
Hi. - brian
🪇 ass-iyah Follow
go make your own post -> -> ->
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What do you think happens if you drink a bottle of enkephalin and then a can of wellcheers and then forbidden tree sap and then get stroked by porccubus 🤔😏🤯
🍣 magicalgirlpussy Follow
bad news guys they transfered me to Safety for this post 😔🤕😵💫
🍣 magicalgirlpussy Follow
What happens if you make a playlist of fragment of the universe, silent orchestra, theresia, and singing machine? 🥵😈😳
🍣 magicalgirlpussy Follow
I don't need sleep I need answers
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🌌 memory-of-emily Follow
PSA
If you see something that looks like THIS
Do NOT go near it!!!
That is NOT a flower that can KILL you!!!
REBLOG TO SPREAD THE WORD
💝 laetittiesss Follow
Nah that's just a flower 🥰
🌌 memory-of-emily Follow
You can't be this wilfully ignorant when peoples LIVES are at stake that is Meat Lanterns BREACHING FORM!!!!
💝 laetittiesss Follow
Actually I work for Information Team and thats just a pretty flower!
🌌 memory-of-emily Follow
STOP REBLOGGING THIS POST YOU LITERALLY FUCKING HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS
💝 laetittiesss Follow
Nah all i have on my hands is the pretty smell of a flower :))
❄️ transmasc-ice-queen Follow
Hey Lae what do you think this is
💝 laetittiesss Follow
Flour 🥰🌸🌺🌷
👤 palehorse-deactivated04959
Is this like??? L corps version of the 'sharks are smooth' joke???
💝 laetittiesss Follow
Dreaming Current? hes a smooth boi!
👤 palehorse-deactivated04959
Im goi ng to thro w myself into the blue Star
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[Pale damage isn't even that bad???]
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Go here.
🧜🏾♀️ m3lt1ngg-l0v3rr Follow
waŋna raıse mƴ 😟😐 to a 😀?‽ 💦 perform attachmeŋt worƙ here ❤️🔥🙈🙉🙊 ww.do31o9
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Not right now Melting Love I'm sending death threats.
Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 34 (Masterpost)
Edited together a silly business card for a friend of mine who was cosplaying as Carmen for a convention.
actually curious now after that very cool comic post about hiring new agents (i don't want to spoil op on story just in case but 👍); how did everyone's first agent die, if you remember?
mine was a Heart of Aspiration-insanity-related death; she was the only agent with the white weapon that day, so they were stuck insane, and i'd stopped reading the Manager's Handbook just before the part about insane agents getting 'retired' at the end of day. i don't remember her name but she's the sole reason i started buckling down on the technicalities and focusing on making sure my agents were well protected against insanity hiccups
this INSANELY funny screenshot from mine and roommate's COTL run where all of our little guys are project moon characters. for context A had existed for 3 seconds.
WHY DOES CLOWNSPLODE PISS OFF FIREBIRD
me when my ass is so fat the worms hurt me and i shake the fucking facility
he has been contained (the worms didnt kill him, they vanished for some reason)
me when my ass is so fat the worms hurt me and i shake the fucking facility
hey has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our nervous system tree? yeah i think it has
WHAT THE FUCK
this game is great
(he is stuck in the doors)
LOOK AT WHAT ONE OF MY FRIENDS MADE FOR ME !!!!! SHE TALKS 1!!!!!
update: advice isnt needed anymore :3 i managed to do it (it was painful)
Anyone have advice for hod meltdown?? I’ve got a lot of X-stat or higher abnormalities in my department and I have committed The Biggest Sin (I got attached to my agents :( some of them at least)
My biggest problem so far is the sheer number of Abnos I feel I can safely take care of now because of having Y Stat, but Hod’s whole thing is taking that and going “nope”.
I don’t want to unlock the next floor before getting at LEAST Hod’s done. I haven’t done Malkuth or Yesod’s yet, either, and I maybe should?? (At least do Malkuth’s so I can avoid the issue w/ Crumbling Armor).
Facility layout below read more. abnormalities in bold require a stat to be Y or higher, or they require a stat to be Y or lower, or both (LOOKING AT YOU, BUTTERFLIES)
Malkuth — One Sin, Fairy Festival, Crumbling Armor, (Behavior Readjustment)
Yesod — Wellcheers, Bald, Der Frei, (Mirror of Readjustment)
Netzach — Schadenfreude, Void Dream, Ppodae, (Heart of Aspiration)
Hod — Old Lady (the grandma w/ stories), Red Shoes, Singing Machine, (We Can Change Anything)
Tiphereth 1 — Laetitia, Teddy Bear, Today’s Shy Look, (Luminous Bracelet)
Tiphereth 2 — Firebird, Child of the Galaxy, Burrowing Heaven, (Shelter from the 27th of March)
Gebura — Little Prince, Don’t Touch Me, Judgement Bird, (Backwards Clock)
Chesed — Procubus, Funeral of Dead Butterflies, Big Bird, (Old Faith and Promise)
NEVERMIND DONT NEED ADVICE ANYMORE FUCK YEAHHHH
Anyone have advice for hod meltdown?? I’ve got a lot of X-stat or higher abnormalities in my department and I have committed The Biggest Sin (I got attached to my agents :( some of them at least)
My biggest problem so far is the sheer number of Abnos I feel I can safely take care of now because of having Y Stat, but Hod’s whole thing is taking that and going “nope”.
I don’t want to unlock the next floor before getting at LEAST Hod’s done. I haven’t done Malkuth or Yesod’s yet, either, and I maybe should?? (At least do Malkuth’s so I can avoid the issue w/ Crumbling Armor).
Facility layout below read more. abnormalities in bold require a stat to be Y or higher, or they require a stat to be Y or lower, or both (LOOKING AT YOU, BUTTERFLIES)
Malkuth — One Sin, Fairy Festival, Crumbling Armor, (Behavior Readjustment)
Yesod — Wellcheers, Bald, Der Frei, (Mirror of Readjustment)
Netzach — Schadenfreude, Void Dream, Ppodae, (Heart of Aspiration)
Hod — Old Lady (the grandma w/ stories), Red Shoes, Singing Machine, (We Can Change Anything)
Tiphereth 1 — Laetitia, Teddy Bear, Today’s Shy Look, (Luminous Bracelet)
Tiphereth 2 — Firebird, Child of the Galaxy, Burrowing Heaven, (Shelter from the 27th of March)
Gebura — Little Prince, Don’t Touch Me, Judgement Bird, (Backwards Clock)
Chesed — Procubus, Funeral of Dead Butterflies, Big Bird, (Old Faith and Promise)
lobcorp question: if i have an agent in the safety team, i do the meltdown (which kicks them out), and i plop them back into safety w/o ever putting them on a seperate team, does their continuous work streak resume? not safety team specific but im doing netzach meltdown right now
disciplinary team captain & newbie for reference
some quotes from me and Pancake (my roommate) during netzach meltdown
"I hate the Mirror of Reassignment. ... Me when the Mirror of Gender Reassignment Surgery." -Me
"this sounds like that one caretaker song." -Me "A burning memory. To be fair hes really out of it." -Pancake
"I cant believe clerks killed the red shoes employee." -Me "Good for them! I dare say, let's go clerks. That ranged red damage is good for something!" -Pancake
"'Why are you prolong', but I edit it to say 'Why are you so long' and I edit it over judgement bird." -Me
"Please don't be indigo noon again." -Me "(attempts at sweeper sounds)" -Pancake "Why is donald duck a sweeper?" -Me
"Now the issue is no one fucking healed, because Netzach is a bitch." -Me
"DIA AND HER SILLY LITTLE HOUSEHUSBAND STAY WINNING." -Me
"GUESS WHAT NOON IT IS~ (slurp)" "blue" "(slurp)" [me, pancake, and me again]
"YOOO angel just gave me 20 on Big Bird." -Me "Out of?" -Pancake "20." -Me "YOOOO. they went dap me up." -Pancake "And Big Bird did it!" -Me
(Talking about married couples) "Cause you're an angy little pissbaby who can't emote." -Me
"HOW DID YOU GET BAD INSIGHT ON ONE SIN!?" -Me
"The whole 6 years of memory being deleted. C-- *dies laughing* Lies about Cathy." -Pancake
(Talking about Singing Machine) "Music make you lose control music make you lose control." -Pancake
yesod really do be deepfrying my glasses huh
i love the fact that ordeal guys will try and fight abnos. this is bigbird and his pet sweeper.
shout out to the time I used random letter generation and random number generation to give my agents clerk names so I wouldn’t get attached… and since I used the point I might as well customize them…
anyways I got attached to them lmao