Locomotive Shaming - Tumblr Posts

Can i play too? I have an addition! Its not the best but i couldnt resist adding my own.

Hey guys

You know those shots of the boards with the engines’ names on them next to their buffers that the model series uses to introduce characters?

Now imagining those boards with pet-shaming style captions on them instead. With the engine looking disheveled from their latest misadventure, and usually very annoyed.

“I ignore ‘DANGER’ signs.”

“I tried to jam the turntable and got stuck in a ditch.”

“I went sleepwalking and backed through the shed wall.”

“I eat inspectors’ hats and choke on them.”

“I picked a fight with a steamroller.”

“We convinced the Works to give us multi-tone horns and then RICKROLLED Paddington Station.”

“I’m afraid of trees.”

“I told a ghost story and now the twins won’t leave the shed.”

“I blocked a level crossing for 45 minutes.”