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Jail Update: Dis my charges, they shit-of-the-bulls! This cat is trying to have me go down for its Catnip drug ring. My court date is Jan 9 at 9am.
Story behind the photo:
I got out of my yard one evening, on an adventure. I forgot to tell my hooma, they was worried sick. I just was checking out the neighborhood. I a free bun, do what I want. We got a lot of cats, a cat-gang, in my town. Most bad news. But I no judge. At like 5 am I was seen on the corner of these apartments, known for producing and selling Catnip, talking with this nice cat. Someone drove by and snapped this photo. Posted it to the books of faces. This cat tried to SELL to me. I don't even have Catnip. I eventually hopped off and that was it. I went and was cornered by two of his Cat-gang members, shortly after, ask if i was a snitch or rat. No, i am rabbit. My hoom found me as they had me cornered and were swatting at me when I tried to sniffs them.
Turns out the Catnip dealer on parole and got busted right after this photo was posted. Tried blaming me. Halp!!!
Cops won't listen to me. Think he has a thing against buns. Halp!!!! The Lop Lawyers
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