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I’M ODDLY CHARMED BY THOSE FRECKLES ON LUCHE’S ARM.  It’s a very good arm. Nicely muscled. PLEASE SEND HELP.

@spookyautumnvibes​ towards Luche : “ I will  sophisticatedly set his chair on fire with my new lighter.”

me: 

Glaives react to their S/O being glasses wearer

He likes your glasses, thinks they make you look sophisticated 

definitively buys you another one, just so you can have a different style (and spare one if anything happened)

in all the truth Luche also wears glasses (only for reading tho)

is protective if someone would make fun of you wearing them (shuts them up with witty remark)

will ask you if he can try them on ( will pose like a model and asks If he looks good)

 takes your glasses off, just so he can kiss you (you look adorable in his eyes)

helps you look for your glasses when you can´t find them 

defends you if somebody makes fun of your glasses ( he hates that kind of behavior)

this fucker probably makes jokes about them ( you can tell him he looks antrocious in HD version)

Tredd  “borrows” them just so he can look like a hot teacher

he most likely accidentaly broke them ( and was unplesandly suprised by price of the new ones, he had to buy you)

“ Said it to my face, fucker! Not so brave now, huh?” corners someone who picks on you, only he can do that!

is suprised, he never guessed you had any problems with your eye sight

definitively has on him cleaning tissues or cloth for your glasses when they get dirty

massages your eyes to relieve strain, it´s heathly! (and Pelna is very good at it)

“ Chuck it or it will get ugly.” isn´t he just adorable

she likes them, will get into your face saying “ So how´s the view?”

will buy a matching ones, so you could be stylish together

if your glasses slides, she will cheekily put them back on for you

“ Did you hear something, cutie? Hm, me neither probably just an insect.” GIRLBOSS 

“ Oh, hey there gorgeous! Did we met before?” he´s just being silly

Lib is amused when you ask him if he saw your glasses “ Well, maybeee there.” points at you

asks a lot about your eyesight problem, cuz he may need glasses too

is ready to throw hands at whoever was mean to you!

“You look good.” he´s happy that you can see properly and that´s what matters to him

bought you a cooling mask for your eyes (your eyes need rest too)

Axis gifted you a cute case for them, there´s never enough cases

if someone is being rude Axis gives them THE unnerving stare

“You look like a whole different person.” Soni likes that those glasses makes your sight intense

Sonitus made you frames for your glasses (he´s extremy skilled)

is mindfull of his suroundings when you put your glasses down (that´s why the second glasses)

someone is being disrespectful? already rolling his sleeves up

nothing special, it´s still you. Glasses do not determine a person's worth (what are we, children?)

he gave you money to buy those super expensive lenses againts sun 

Titus also has a glasses, you didn´t think those late nights with shitty light won´t catch up to him?

if somebody has guts to insult you before him ... well rumor says that the person was never saw again

Who gave Luche a hickey?? Certainly not me! Yeah why would it be me?? I totally didn't do it. Totally. Luche hun I brought you a free week off of work.

Nyx and squad at Luche:

Tredd: "Now, how many people actually gave Luche a hickey? Apart from this lovely and our writer."

Luche: " A week?! They will fall apart without me." *turns to Tredd* " And none of your business!"

“We should blow it up.” Tredd stated calmly while asseting the  situation. It would solve lot of their problems. Plus he was dying to try those new explosives.

“ For 100th time, we will not blow it up Tredd!” Luche started to be desperate. Furia determined to blow something up, is hazzard to lifes. Libertus just came back with his team and brough some resources. They looked beaten up, but in relatively healthy conditions. Having two strong healers was a blessing, Luche noted he should ask Lib If he could borrow them. 

“ Libertus, do you have any other ideas, how we can do it? Other than Tredd here.”  Libertus looked deep in the thought when someone on his left spoke.

“Why not blow it up?” Cal asked rather perplexed. 

“ And here we go again ...”  Axis sighed in relief when Andy´s  healing magic started kicking in on his shoulder.

*drops Aella again*

Which Glaive wants the bean?

Luche: " Oh god, no! I am calling captain to pick her up." * goes to call*

Libertus wants to go but is hold back by Nyx: " Lib, no. We can´t adopt captain´s daughter. We already have Crowe."

Crowe from somewhere: " I WANT A LITTLE SISTER!"

Meanwhile Axis and Pelna being in the dad modes: " Hi sweets, would you like to come with us? We will give you some yummies in your tummy, and then we can wait for your dad, sound good?"

*Axis proceeds to pick her up*

scratchy doodle again

Luche is so done with Nyx trolling around lol

Glaives react to you a having bad cramps

our sweet Pelna is worried about you! (and perhaps little scared, because the mood swings are harsh)

he will bring you the fluffiest blanket and cuddle you, to make you feel better (if you don´t want to be touched, he will understand but will be pouty)

tons of sweets and chamomile tea for your pain 

let´s be honest, she knows what pain is it. So she´s prepared in advance!

has painkillers and heat pads on stand by, along with some yummy snacks

she will definitively massage your stomach and lower back with essential oil to release the pain

poor Lib, he hates seeing you in pain (thank god, he had some experience with Crowe)

will prepare you some good food rich with iron (and makes sure it won´t bloat your stomach)

 Lib will give you a heating pads, painkillers, and definitively extra vitamin supplements

is very concerned for your well being (100% reads articles about how to help relieve pain)

 definitively chose massage and acupressure as a relief for your pain (and is damn good at it)

makes you hot tube with some lavender oil ( adds some bubbles just to make you happy)

he´s like “ Come one, it´s not that bad.” Then you almost topple in pain, and he takes it seriously

that man has zero idea what will help you, so logically he gives you painkillers

“ Hey, I read somewhere that sex helps to reduce the pain.” ( ... I am so done with him)

 “ Come on love, let´s get you to bed.”  his protective side is showing 

Nyx will have his hands all over you to make you feel better (your personal heating Nyx pad) and will make you drink lots of water (hydrating yourself is important)

“ Shh, it will be alright, babe. You´re so strong for enduring it.” he will whisper encouraging words

Axis is right by your side, making sure you´re okay (will rub your lower back in concern)

“Drink this, it will make you feel better.” lots of herbal tea

I can see him attempting some joga position that helps with cramps (it actually does helps!)

you can see the wringles around Sonitus´s eyes from worrying

will try to calm you down with deep breathing and suggest light stretching exercise for the muscles 

undulges your craving for any food you wants (yes, even the junkiest food)

evaluates the situation, if you can handle it ( he hates seeing you in pain)

silently he will bring you water with painkillers and drape over you a heating blanket (and if you plead enough with him, maybe he will be your blanket)

orders your favourite take out to cheer you up 

“there’s no evidence this character wears sock garters and shirt stays” nothing admissible in court no but circumstantially yes and the circumstances are he’s fancy and theyre sexy

Aella's left some candies for Luche and Titus. She's currently bothering Cor. What will these Glaives do about the 16 YEAR OLD GIRL RUNNING AROUND AND LEAVING CANDY???

Titus, tired parent ™: " I told her not to run around, this is military base, something could happened to her. Urg, what did I do to deserve this?" * turns to Luche and takes those candies* " Tell glaives to be on the guard. My unhinged daughter is running around somewhere."

Luche, nods: "Yes, sir!" *hides the candies for better time, they´re the chocolate ones*

meanwhile glaives looking at the chaos that Aella made:

What is the best way to make the glaives + titus fall asleep? (Full belly? Cuddles? Massages? Soft music?) The glaives need some love and rest. I personally fall asleep anytime my girlfriend holds me and plays with my hair. Thank you!

That´s a beautiful ask anonie!❤️ They certainly need lots of love and rest. (even if they say that they don´t and it´s just part of the job, you know who I am talking about 👀)

How to make glaives fall asleep (+ with their S/O) :

Nyx is the type that loves when his S/O plays with his hair and scratching his scalp, it puts him in such calm and sleepy mood. If he doesn´t have S/O, then he falls asleep when he´s listening to audio books. It´s the best way how to just shut down for a moment, he needs the background.

Lib is definitively the type of person that falls asleep with full belly of good food. ( and If some alcohol is involved then even better in his opinion) And if Lib has a S/O then gentle rubbing or scratching his full stomach, Lib will be out like a light. (He looks like a big cat with his tummy out, begging for scratches)

Tredd always striked me as touch oriented person, so if he can hold his S/O close to his chest and perhaps hide in the crooke of their neck then he´s the happiest Furia ever. (Tredd loves the warm of other person, it´s oddly comforting and it instantly lulls him to sleep) Without S/O he usually needs a good and long workout to tire him out.

Honestly, he falls asleep during his late night work. Luche exhausts himself so much, it crashes on him. But if he´s home for once at reasonable time then I can see him just lay there in complete silence, enjoying the quiet. (working with people is gruelling) With his S/O he enjoys deep back massages, that can make him melt on the spot.

Pelna actually falls asleep when he gets to drink chamomile tea or lavender tea. (it helps him sleep much better and relax) When he´s with his S/O he loves to fall asleep on their thighs while they read or watch videos. Pelna loves the closeness, the warm that radiates from the other person. (bonus points if his S/O hold his hand while rubbing his knuckles)

Crowe loves one hot and long bath with herbs. Soaking like that makes her forget literally everything. (moreover, it washes away all the bad things) Many times she fell asleep like that and almost drowned. When her S/O is singing or humming some soft tune, it makes her close her eyes and cherish the moment, which results in Crowe asleep.

Axis most likely falls asleep when surrounded by his family, prefferably in cuddle pile with his children when TV is playing in the background. With his S/O he loves spooning in the bed while they gently cares his face.

Sonitus falls asleep when he can hear the sound of the sea. You may laugh but he lived at coast his whole life. (Soni just can´t image to sleep without waves crashing at the reef, and smell of salt and seaweed) Soni loves when his S/O is his personal blanket, their weight and warm ground him in the reality. ( and to the land of dreaming)

Well, usually he doesn´t sleep much. (Always working the captain of ours) But when he actually gets home, he grabs bottle of bourbon and goes to the bed. There is accompanied by his little dog, which sleeps by his side. When this grump has S/O then he absolutely adores when they tell him about their day or whisper sweet things in his ear. (their voice is the most beautiful sound for Titus)

Titus: “Glaives, we´re now on tight budget. We need somehow made extra money, suggestions?”

Luche: ”We could sell some of the furs or meat that we hunt.”

Tredd: “Or sell the weapons on the black market ... Which I  definitively don´t know anything about.”

Libertus: “Hmm ... how about Nyx´s baths water?”

Nyx: “ABSO- FUCKING-LUTELY NOT!”

Aella's taking Luche. There's nothing more than that.

Me: " I am sorry, right now I need my emotional support idiot. But I will let you borrow him."

Luche: " I don´t have a say in that, do I?"

Me: " Nope, sorry Lulu."

💐 for Luche, Titus and Tredd please ☺️

Luche: He´s insanely good at throwing knives. That´s why he also excell at darts. (No, seriously he does win every single time) Naturally there was a bet, if he could throw knives with his eyes closed. That day Luche win 500 gil.

Titus: Titus has a scarse of hobbies in which he indulges, one of them that takes him back before the mess of war is wood carving. It relaxes him and occupies his mind off the things that plagues him. His father taught him that when he was still alive. Titus liked to do animal figures for younger children in his village.

Tredd: He is an asshole and cocky bastard, but Tredd´s really not all that bad, when he let´s you see the "real" him if you deserve it. And Tredd is spectacular at judging character of other people. He sees the weak spots that he can use against them. ( Axis and Sonitus are one of the few chosen with the priviledge to withness real Tredd)

💐 For.... Lulu!

I know, i know XD Here you go!

Luche is collected, calm individual who act as dominant leader. Which we all know. BUUUUUUUT! Did you know, that he is actually very sweet and caring guy under the mask of fearless leader of glaives? Yes, Luche is intelligent guy who is few steps ahead. Yet he always choses the option of less pain. (He always thinks of well being of his comrades) Luche is the type of guy who wants to be recognised for his achiements, because then he can use it to help his people.

What is something that glaives like about themselves :

Nyx is proud of his tattooes that are egraved to his skin forever. They are part of Galahdian culture, part of his past that he cherishes dearly. They show his accomplishments, losses of the loved ones and commitments.

Luche´s absolutely proud of his arms (especially upper arms). He can protect his people with them no matter what and he´s not afraid to get them dirty. Also gets blushy when people compliment them.( Also he has a few freckles on his left arm)

... I really don´t like the way it´s going, Tredd. It´s his hard six pack, okay? He even learned how to make it dance, which is pretty neat. But behind this is lot of sweat, blood and renunciation. So that´s why he likes more tight clothes. (Why not to show-off, right?)

Interestingly enough, Titus is proud of his numerous scars from battles. They remind him of the long journey he took to acquire his dream. And that there is no way to turn back, he´s already too entangled in this mess of war.

It´s her hair! She cares of it very much with expensive shampoons, oils, coditioners etc. Crowe always had a long soft hair, that other girls were envious of. ( She greatly enjoys when Libertus braids them for her, but she will never admit that to him)

He loves his smile! Because he can joke around with others and gives them hope when everything seems lost. His smile is like sunshine, it makes you melt inside and energize you like no other.

Libertus is fond of his hands. He can cook  and bake with them delicious food for his friends, braid Crowe´s hair (and his own) and protect his people with them. Those hands are also covered in blood of his lost comrades, which takes haevy tool on him.

Soni is proud of his back muscles. He´s proud how strong they are, it also means he can carry a lot on them. And hey, he can be a little bit show off for the S/O when he excercise,right?

Axis is proud of his legs, how fast and strong they have got. He can out-run an enemy and give them fatal blow or catch his children when playing a game. 

Glaives react to their S/O having lot of pets

She loves animals and they love her back! 

Will coax you into getting more of them (cuz you know they could get lonely and sad)

be prepared that she spoils them rotten (no seriously, they won´t eat the food you usually bought them, but only the special and expensive one from Crowe)

 he knew you had lot of animals ... but not THAT MUCH!

will be absolutely thrilled when they nap on him (widened eyes while mouthing “ I was chosen!”)

some of your animals may adopt him as their own or like him much better than you (especially cats! for some reasons)

loves it! he´s farmer boy through and through

will definitively help you take care of them and show them so much love

will also advise you on how to take care of them properly (it´s his second nature)

“You have a zoo or something? Should i be scared of catching flees?” 

some of your pets may bite him (and he deserves that! but suprisingly good with dogs)

still would love playing with them (you´re questioning sometimes how they managed to broke something with their shenanningas)

makes them toys, cuz Soni is that good!

teaches them tricks and treats them like his own children

definitively talks to them like a humans and its truly endearing. (”Mr. Pawpaw would you like your wet food with losos or chicken?” “Mewrr mwrr!” “Ah, yeah I think losos is really good choice.”)

the BIGGEST smile on his face and then sneeze (boy is probably alergic on some fur, but that never stops him from petting them)

would rather die to his allergies while happily petting and cuddling your animals 

definitively takes photos of your animals while sleeping or when they do something cute (you have whole file in your phone with them)

Nyx is being careful with them. Not in like he would felt in danger around them, but more like ... he´s scared he would step on their tails or accidentaly hurt them

your animals loves him! Birds are chilling in his hair or his shoulders, cats and dogs are sleeping on him, ... you probably get the image

he will definively take them for a walks or to veterinary 

“Woah, you have a big animal family there!”

Will probably at first be like he doesn´t like them or indiferent, but he actualy adores them. Libertus also talks to them, but with that baby talk (He can´t helps it, okay? They are precious beings)

will bring you injured animals or just one he found on the street (”Well, they need love too, you know?”)

He´s indifferent to it, they are yours and he will respect that

lowkey is really enjoying their company and shennaningas (his face always softens so much)

Titus will also intruduce you to his helldog, who likes only him

Random FFXV headcanons, because I need more informations and the stress from work is killing me.

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- Ulrics are fighters, they don´t make any empty promises. They may be reckless ( read as self-sacrificing) and cocky, but they protect what is theirs. Their clan fight as they love: with passion and devotion.

- Lazaruses are duty bound to their land and people. Rational, methodical and on the outside cold individuals. But you will never met someone who loves so truly and without judgement as them.

- Arras nurture the land. They take care for it and all the living beings that inhabit it. Many of them are farmers.

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- Regis bought Clarus for his birthday a set of wigs. Clarus was NOT amused. 

- Luche steals your fries even though you ask him, if he´s hungry. And has that boyish grin on his face.

- Axis enjoys country and metal music. 

- Nyx doesn´t wear socks in his shoes.(same with Libertus) In Galahd they usually wore flipflops, or people went barefoot. Only if somebody went to the jungle, people took more sturdier shoes.

- every summer Tredd has a major “problem” ... his freckles shows instantly on all his body.

- Luche sometimes smokes cigarettes. Usually when he´s abnormaly stressed.

- Crowe loves plushies. Any kind of plushies. Her bed is full of them.( guys, usually buy her at least one ... she more like pester them into it XD)

- Sonitus doesn´t like a sweet snacks that much. He just preffers salty snacks (chips, nuts, etc.)

- Libertus is actually really strong! And when he´s angry it looks like his strenght doubles. He once made a hole in the war table, when he didnt agree with the assignment.

- Axis is the dad who will go without shame with his kids on Barbie movie.(or any animated movies)

- Pelna has a piercing. He´s got it as a dare from his friends, but unironically loves it.

- Titus has the most frightening resting bitch face. He can talk to you without showing emotions, and you will question it in your head if you will survive this.

Disguised glaives saving their SO + Noctis retinue part. 1

“Glaives! We have a hostage situation that´s posing as diplomatical visit .” All the glaives quickly assembled in the main hall. “ Our targets are Prince Noctis and his whole retinue with Y/N Y/S.” Your glaive eyes were wide with a shock.  “ Squadrons Delta and Omega, at 6 pm we´re rolling out with the Crownguard.” Titus turned to our glaives team. “ Squadron Alpha, you will infiltrate the banquet disguised as dancers. At my signal, we will make distraction for you to take them to the safety. Nelly, show them their disguises and brief them further. That is all.” Nelly signaled glaives to come with her. “ We have one hour to dress you, two and half hour to make you presentable and another three to teach you how to dance.”  Nelly nonchalantly pointed on the other side. “ And those are the dresses you will wear.”  Somebody behind her cursed. “You´re fucking kidding me ...”

This may be the biggest challenge in their carriers yet.

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“ We want you to present Titussinia´s Company which hails from mysterious Galadh as they entertain us with their bewitching dances.” said Olvo Trigolas, one of the higher ups from Niflheim, the slimy man holding our group hostage. The lights were dimmed around them, and on the stage came the dancers. Wait a damn minute, your eyes almost fell off when your gaze lingered on one of the figures.

Nyx Ulric:

And there he was in the revealing black dress. Winking seductively your way when he moved his body in synch with the music. The dress was flowing with his movements, enchanting the audience in the proccess.  Those Niff people touched him inaproprietly, when he slowly made his way to your table. Nyx internally cringed behing his veil at that. Just a few more minutes, he thought. He swayed in the crowd, till he finally get to you and occupants of your table. He went in to your lap to give you a dance and gave you little kiss through his veil while he whispered to your ear. “Be ready, in two minutes there will be hell raised.” He then flirtaiously winked at Prince´s retinue, yet his eyes were serious. No one would hurt them under his watch. He then turned to the Olvo Trigolas. Nyx put on more seductive moves, when he got closer to the man. The man in question was unsuspecting it will be his last breath. Nyx pulled our his scarf and wrapped it around the man´s neck in flirting manner. Until Nyx swiftly tightened the scarf and choked the man. Meanwhile around them started chaos. Someone threw smoke screens inside and other disguised glaives draw their weapons.  He rolled his eyes at the retinue who was looking at him with awe. He also saw how you were checking him out in the drag, he would have teased you about it if the situation wasn´t dire. “I know, I slayed it in the outfit. Now, let´s go or you get killed!” 

Luche Lazarus:

Grace. Beauty. Dignity, which was Luche lacking. His dress was pretty revealing and wasn´t much cooperating to his dismay. Every time he spinned or bended the dress showed more of the skin. And  the catchcalling started, Luche wanted punch someone pretty hard. But he had to soldier on, he had mission for fuck´s sake. So he focused on you, his target. Even though he felt embarassed deep down to his core. Getting you and Highness out of there safely was still his number one priority. He could see Libertus and Axis creating distraction with their musical number. (Luche didn´t know that Libertus could sing opera that well. He noted for himself that he should tease the big man about it a little ... just a little) He quickly sticked to the shadows and went to the closer balcony. There were no guards, their comrades already disposed of them. Luche notices the black case which was tied with pink ribbon. Luche shaked his head, he knew exactly who did it and he would have a word with them. He fastly opened it and there  was a new model of sniper rifle. Okay, maybe he can forgive them ... this time. “Aren´t you a beauty?” Luche cooed at the gun. He prepared the weapon almost giddily and went in the position. In the viewfinder he saw the ugly official Trigola drinking his wine. Luche pulled the trigger, and the gun silently fired. After that It was a utter chaos in which  Crowe and Sonitus had to escort you out. Luche then  shadowed your group and made sure no one tried to ambush you.

In need you find a (feathered) friend part. 1

@yuafukuda​ As i promised to your friend @slackersouls​. There is this ... little crackhead fic with our glaives and chocobos. XD Sorry, it will be put into two posts, cuz it got quite long and I am still rewriting the second part.

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“Stupid, fucking car! It wouldn´t bulge a bit. The carburetor is dead.” lamented Tredd when he tried to fix their cars with zero success. They were just on their way from assignment, tired as hell when their air conditioning stopped working ,and then the cars broke completely. Sonitus softly exhaled, while trying to help with the repairs. “It´s because the nobles reduced our subsidies.” 

”Again ...” Chipped in Pelna, who was sitting in one of the cars with his laptop, monitoring terrain for enemies with his drones. “So this month´s money went for a medical supplies and new tents.” continued Sonitus. “Ah, thank god! I was dying in those old ones, hopefully they bought those that are waterproof.” Said Crowe who was sitting under the trees with Nyx and Libertus, hiding before the harsh sunlight. All of them looked weary and pissed.  Meanwhile Luche ended his phone call, looking absolutely exhausted with what news he´s got to share. Ahh, he could feel already the migrane forming behind his eyes.

 “Everyone bundle up and listen. Cindy Auburn said she will repair our cars and let us take shelter. Yes, it means food and warm showers.” collective cheer and relieve washed over the glaives. “But she will get here in aproximately four hours.” 

Luche winced sympathetically at the groans from his friends all around him, he wasn´t exactly trilled by this either, but they really didn´t have much choice. “Fuck, you´re aware we´re still in fucking warzone, right? By that time we can be dead if the Nifs sniff us out.” Libertus angrily spat, the heat and hunger was getting to him. Nyx put arm around Lib shoulders, trying to calm down his hot headed “brother”.

 “Calm down, big guy. It´s not Luche´s fault, he did what he could.” Libertus crossed his arms pouting slightly. Nyx just patted him on the back reasuringly. “ Does any of you have any other ideas, then? Because there is probably no other way around this.” Luche asked. His question was met with silence. “We are closer to Malacchi hills, right?” Axis said to everyones suprise, he´s usually on the quiet side and his Lucis wasn´t greatest. Luche and Pelna nodedd, they both studied the maps after all. “Well, I may know someone who will help us....”

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Wiz Chocobo post was written on the sigh. Our glaives finally got to their destination. The sweat was dripping of them, many of them took off parts of their battle uniforms. “There better be a fucking beer ...” said Tredd who went examine the goods in the shop, Axis went with him looking for someone. Luche just shook his head, in disbelief. The post was actually pretty decent place, and everywhere were chocobos. “Chocobos! Choco babies!” said in unison Nyx, Pelna and Crowe who already went to the barn to pet them. Libertus and Sonitus went to sit down on chairs under the umbrella, sighing happily.  “Guys, come on! We shoudnt split up.” Luche said tiredly, but sat alongside his comrades. “Well well, look what chocobos brought us! If it isn´t Axis Arra from Galadh!” said older male in hat while he looked at the squadron of tired glaives. Axis smiled happily at the man and went to him. “Good to see you too, old Wiz!” The old man grinned and hugged Axis.