Lucifer Rp - Tumblr Posts
You-
You did not.
Don't you call me short.
I can definitely reach, y'know!
Grab his antlers and rail him.
(No, I will not stop w/ the antlers thing, your welcome.)
What if you can't reach. Damn.
"First off."
"What the FUCK is going on with people these days?"
"Second, the answer is probably yes."
Do you guys think if you let Adam hit it raw you'll be like instant pregnant or what?
"Oh you little-"
"Well, I can't imagine disappearing for seven years, only to come back randomly and have no explanation for where I went."
"I simply enjoy seeing how dumb you are."
That's rich coming from the one who thought it would be smart to lock themselves up in their house and make ducks instead of supporting their daughters dream.
"Says you, 'Mr. Got Beat up by Adam'."
"I simply enjoy seeing how dumb you are."
That's rich coming from the one who thought it would be smart to lock themselves up in their house and make ducks instead of supporting their daughters dream.
"Give me a minute damn."
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"You got ceramic tiles?"
-𐐛𝗎ｃⅈ𝚏𝖊𝔯
"Uhhhh... can I get a-"
~𐐛𝗎ｃⅈ𝚏𝖊𝔯
"Spit it out shortstack."
"Damnit."
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"Asbestos?"
"Uhhhh... can I get a-"
~𐐛𝗎ｃⅈ𝚏𝖊𝔯
"Spit it out shortstack."
"I am going to slowly eat you alive until all you feel is ḔẌḈṘṲḈḬḀṮḬṆḠ ṖḀḬṆ ḀṆḊ ṖṲṘḔ ṠṲḞḞḔṘḬṆḠ."
"Now uh. Can I get two double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and uh... a medium drink, yeah?"
"Uhhhh... can I get a-"
~𐐛𝗎ｃⅈ𝚏𝖊𝔯
"Spit it out shortstack."
FINALLY, I HAVE A PROMO FOR THIS!!!
The lovely credit for this template goes to @gifsandthaangsformyblogs for providing the template it was really fun to work and easy too.
So for those who don’t know my name’s Kadie and the lady in the photo is my muse, Dana! I’ve been writing here for four years and I’d love to interact with some of you guys.
Dana’s an oc of mine, and I hope you guys like her as much as I do. Come over to my blog! IM me for any questions.
My rules aren’t completely finished but I am 18+ and in college so I might take a while with replies.
Hope to see you there!!