Roasting - Tumblr Posts

"Says you, 'Mr. Got Beat up by Adam'."

"I simply enjoy seeing how dumb you are."

That's rich coming from the one who thought it would be smart to lock themselves up in their house and make ducks instead of supporting their daughters dream.

Honestly why do people think "roasting" others is very cool and they are so "fuNnY and bEtteR tHaN OthErS" ?

Vegan Oven-Roasted Vegetables - Side Dish Roasting is one of the best, healthiest, and tastiest ways to prepare vegetables as the process of roasting adds a lot of flavor and richness, you need barely any seasoning.

what even is the hype around cyber trucks that thing has ps2 graphics

Had a little discussion with my cousin about cooking vegetables the other day. Many cultures seem to overcook their vegetables while the Chinese seem to be masters of steaming and stir frying their vegetables perfectly, retaining their nutrition. It took me years to steam broccoli just perfectly, retaining that color and firmness. My trick is to steam it covered for exactly 10 minutes starting with cold water although the Chinese blanche it in hot water for just a minute or so for stir fries. How do you make your vegetables? Boiling, roasting, cooking or steaming? The consensus seems to be steaming is better for the most part or at least not overcooking it.

#vegetables #cooking #boiling #roasting #steaming #cooktime #broccoli # bok choy #cabbage #kale #spinach #silverbeet # broccoli #beans #brusselssprouts #cauliflower #leeks #peas #sweetcorn #carrots #parsnips #pumpkin #turnips #yams

My turn >:)

Abandoned child tries to be like the father that went to go get the milk, but he turned out way better than his father and actually brought back the milk from the store with his uncle.

I rest my case.

I'm bored so here is a Ninjago tag game for y'all:

Explain a Ninjago scene VERY BADLY

Me first: four local teenagers bully a child who just wanted candy (I start pretty mild I just want to see chaos ensue)

@penofwildfire @nyaskitten @fernaldoishere @gravyhoney @a-big-chicken-nerd @user-without-a-cool-acronym @iamsonormalaboutninjago @bravetheperson go nuts

Edit: forgot to mention that I will try to guess them

I like to think of Jason roasting Dick and Bruce for fun.

“B, c’mon. You’re a thirty something that decided to dress as a bat and beat people up instead of going to therapy and dealing with the mess that is your mental health/state.”

“Dick, you thought ‘traffic lights make the perfect color combo!’ And addded pixie boots for some reason, and thought, ‘this is great!’ You have the taste of a four year old and the foresight of comfort at the back of your mind.’