Macgyver Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

mac: im a bad bitch you cant kill me

jack: yOU HAVE A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG

jack: i saw mac sobbing in the kitchen and then a timer went off and he just??? stopped???/

mac: its called time management, jack.

mac, riley and bozer: *make risky decision*

jack: tHATS IT! YOU'RE IN TIME OUT GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE

riley: thIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

mac: I AM IN HELL

mac: HELP I TOLD JACK ID MAKE DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK

riley, pouring milk directly into the cereal box: and you thought i could help?

jack: did none of you hear what i just said?? riley: ive been zoned out for the past two hours bozer: i got distracted about half way through mac: ignoring you was a conscious decision

Baddie of the week, on the phone: we have your father

Mac: my father abandoned me when I was ten you can keep him

Baddie:

Baddie: but he keeps singing and trying to get us to dance

Mac: omg you have Jack

riley: jack, would you still love me if i was a worm? jack: yes, and i'd make you a little worm cowboy hat and a little worm house 😊😊