Made Me Chuckle - Tumblr Posts
Goddessdammit Linky, pull yourself together!! I headcanon that after the "The Dragon's Tears" and "Crisis at Hyrule Castle" quests, Link's behavior is so erratic and self-destructive that Purah and the sages strap him to chair and make an INTERVENTION!! They are WORRIED!! ๐ข Poor Link misses Zelda so much๐๐๐
But! he has FRIENDS and they CARE FOR HIM โฅโฅ ------
PS: Yup, it's a shameless homage to Edna Mode
literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified โthat girlโ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
I honestly found these quite humorous lmfao
๐๐ง๐ก๐ฒ๐ฉ๐๐ง ๐ญ๐๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฌ: ๐๐๐
๐๐ก๐๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ โ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒโ
๐ ๐๐ง๐ซ๐: ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐, ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค-๐ข๐ฌ๐ก
๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ : ๐๐จ๐ฒ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐!๐๐ง๐ก๐ฒ๐ฉ๐๐ง ๐ฑ ๐๐๐๐!๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐ซ
๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: โ๐ค๐ฆ๐ฌโ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ค๐๐ฌ, ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ก
๐๐๐ซ๐ขโ๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐: ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฆ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ข๐ญโ๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐ค๐ข ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐๐ฌ๐งโ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ญ ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅโผ๏ธ ๐ข ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฌ๐ ๐จ๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐ค๐๐ฒ ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ซ๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ข ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ข๐ณ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐๐
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Cyno: Do you want to know your gay name?
Tighnari: Myโฆmy gay name?
Cyno: Yeah, itโs your first name-
Tighnari: Haha, very funny Cyno-
Cyno: *gets down on one knee* And my last name
Tighnari: Oh- oh my god
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