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roped my friend into listening to malevolent >:]

I'm really worried about the new episode right now and I swear if it's about John getting full body control I'm going to break something

well fuck

It was an eventful episode, and although it ended well, it is going to be such a problem in the future, but i trust John anyway

i can feel the big divorce coming...

I have nothing to say, I just thought about them

Crossover of Malevolent and Stanley Parable because i said so

Arthur: talks about the horrors that haunt him

Also Arthur: ✨anyway✨

Now I just can't not to contrast:

John and Arthur trying to deal with another creepy bullshit

vs

The butcher, somewhere out there, thinking about how dangerous and scary he must be

I don't know, Arthur! I don’t know, Oscar!

John: wracked with guilt, feeling bad for lying and trying to deny Arthur's compliments

Arthur: That's my fuckin' best friend, that's my fuckin' right hand, That's my fuckin' throw-up-in-the-bathroom-but-still-love-them

malevolent ep 33 let’s gooo

my boy is learning the detective tactics of lying! :D

oh no... my boy is learning to lie 😨

John's excitement in detective tactics and his snorting sounds when focusing on something💖

I'm sorry, but I just now seem to understand the cause of John's memory problems. Arthur thinks it's because of the King In Yellow, but he doesn't know about John's deal. John made a deal with Kayne against Arthur's deal and it saved him from amnesia, but only on the condition that he lead Arthur to something in New York. It seems that he is gradually running out of time for this and Arthur's deal continues to gradually come into effect. Therefore, John cannot tell Arthur about this and urges him on.

I don't even know what to say after the latest episode of Malevolent, I'm going to lay on the floor for the next few hours.

Arthur is really good at charming very strange people (not people)

farming time

he really wants to get a scarecrow

Day number 1 of being a favorite for the ancient demon

The butcher is about to receive a stone gift in his pocket >:D

all together repeat after me: Oscar is the best boy, Oscar is the boy of the day

oh no, the Butcher have daddy issues! 😱

I made a meme because I'm scared 👀

I haven't listened to it yet, but did they finally become farmers?