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I recently listened “The Bifrost Incident” and it’s just like:

Thor                   «Fuck Odin»                     Loki

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Nandor really breaks all the boundaries of stupidity now, doesn't he?

Spoilers alert:

He just couldn't come up with anything better than: "Why should I admit that I'm jealous of Guillermo, let me just steal his boyfriend and remake my poor wife completely."

I just don't have the nerve for this man. We should start donating brain cells.

Me and my hyperfixations be like

I made a meme about myself

Me when I listen to episode 10 of  “ Welcome to Night Vale” and, being an arachnophobe, I heard about a spider on the body:

He said: “And yet, you love him.” and then he said: “I have nothing left for me… Except him.” and he said: “I trust you.”

John: wracked with guilt, feeling bad for lying and trying to deny Arthur's compliments

Arthur: That's my fuckin' best friend, that's my fuckin' right hand, That's my fuckin' throw-up-in-the-bathroom-but-still-love-them