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why are they such LOSERS


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1 year ago

Cuddy is disappointed, and Wilson just confused

House: *takes pill* Wilson: did you just take a pill??? House: no :3 Wilson:

House: *takes Pill*Wilson: Did You Just Take A Pill???House: No :3Wilson:
House: *takes Pill*Wilson: Did You Just Take A Pill???House: No :3Wilson:

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1 year ago

we all know you're the bottom house

favourite subatomic particle?????

Favourite Subatomic Particle?????

i would say antibottom but my best friend is one, so probably photon


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1 year ago

honestly crazy how you confessed to doing a porno with wilson that easily we all know that the #/j and the #sarcasm are just there so people don't know what you are. you are a faggot house. a faggot.

favourite subatomic particle?????

Favourite Subatomic Particle?????

i would say antibottom but my best friend is one, so probably photon


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1 year ago

oh we have PLENTY of evidence house

favourite subatomic particle?????

Favourite Subatomic Particle?????

i would say antibottom but my best friend is one, so probably photon


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1 year ago

wilson got you pregnant right?

dogboy daughter or catgirl son

id rather have an abortion


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1 year ago

are you asking because you want to?

dogboy daughter or catgirl son

id rather have an abortion


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have you ever had dreams so in character they scared you awake?

I was in an apartment setting up my easel, when I heard the door knock, this gruff looking twink walked in and asked me who’s him.

I look behind me to find House posing dramatically on a stool, he simply turns to the man and says, “she’s doing nude stylings of me while fully clothes”

I’m so embarrassed but House kept taking and asked the guy, “lemme guess Italian twink who’s boyfriend works for the opposing gang?” And I laughed so hard I woke up


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1 year ago
What The Hell Is Going On In That Damn Hospital

what the hell is going on in that damn hospital


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1 year ago

Wilson would be the one wearing a suit. He probably did that already for his diagnosis/treatment for clinical depression lol

I have seen several people post the “my boyfriend is wearing a suit to his autism diagnosis” tweet about House. No? No. He would not. Girl you saw him at his psychiatric appointments. If he’s getting an assessment it’s because Cuddy is dragging him there kicking and screaming. He’d probably show up naked in his bathrobe as protest. “House you were supposed to be ready for this appointment, you agreed!!” House, naked in the tub: “I lied lol”. No suits no kings no gods. dick AND balls OUT at his autism diagnosis


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1 year ago

I love how Wilson is just standing in the background. Listening. Vibing. No questions asked. Not saying anything. Not even MOVING HIS FACE. Seems like an average normal best bro relationship to me.

Also: That moment when the poor innocent guy is absolutely SHOCKED while those two insane gay idiot doctors act clueless and normal. I hate them so much I want to wrap them up in a blanket together and make them cuddle until they finally sort their shit out.


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1 year ago

i need the people of malpractice md to hurry up and make edits to bitter medicine by the crane wives. you're welcome shut up and go thanks


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1 year ago

Just started season 3 of House. Now House being able to walk is one thing, I can get used to that (tho im sure it wont last bc this show is too miserable) but nothing could have prepared me for Cameron getting bangs


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1 year ago

Watching an episode where the team full on fries a guys brain and as this mans neurons are being destroyed my dad chimes in from his spot on the couch with a resounding "BAZINGA!"


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1 year ago
Dont Ever Let Me Get Bored, This Is What Happens
Dont Ever Let Me Get Bored, This Is What Happens

Dont ever let me get bored, this is what happens


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1 year ago

I love when characters make little cameos in my dream, like I'm having a test rn why is Foreman here trying to coach me through it 😭 go back to your job

have you ever had dreams so in character they scared you awake?

I was in an apartment setting up my easel, when I heard the door knock, this gruff looking twink walked in and asked me who’s him.

I look behind me to find House posing dramatically on a stool, he simply turns to the man and says, “she’s doing nude stylings of me while fully clothes”

I’m so embarrassed but House kept taking and asked the guy, “lemme guess Italian twink who’s boyfriend works for the opposing gang?” And I laughed so hard I woke up


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