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House and Wilson-core
every friendship is homoerotic if you cant tell the difference between plantonic and romantic love 🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
MY WIFE!!!
i like her
my brain is convinced that it can replace sleeping with obsessing over house md. my brother in christ a body cannot function off of old man yaoi alone, the ancient texts have taught us this
HAPPY FOREMAN FRIDAY!!! DONT FORGET TO BREAK INTO A HOUSE!!!!
the one thing you can count on in house md is that jesse spencer will be acting all the time. it's so fun
Crying laughing at the idea that the Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital just cannot hold bets and polls and who the hottest doctor is because there's no way anyone is beating chase, and they can't poll on who has the prettiest eyes in the staff because NO ONE wants to have to vote for House
voted most punchable man on this show like what is it three or four times now. nevertheless he persisted 🥰
was anybody going to tell me that chase tried to dom a patient into signing consent forms??
I just wanna appreciate how good Chase looks in these screenshots
the house md season one experience is watching foreman and chase compete to see who can wear the ugliest fucking shirt and tie combo possible
everyone talking abt house's head and wilson's heart but what about chase's gut and foreman's lungs 🤔
why does he look so concerned about his bunny ears
random and very specific chase headcanons i will insist on secretly working into all my stories:
chase and his sister don't look much alike. not in a "they're not related" way, just he takes after their mother and she takes after their dad, lookswise: there's not a deep symbolic meaning for this, they just… don't look alike.
chase never considered himself a Rich Kid growing up, because yes, the big huge house and dad's fancy cars, but he went to one of those very fancy private schools where like. his best friend's father owned oil fields. his friends had superyachts. he was the poor kid in that school, which in turn greatly skewed his own self perception of his family money.
the novelty did wear off but he enjoyed searching people's houses at first, because he'd get to creep on people's houses and belongings and learn about poor people and normal people hobbies and just observe. like an anthropologist. chase wants desperately to Be Normal and has the sinking suspicion he isn't, but also doesn't realize how boring he truly is. (he comes from a Mental Health Is For Other People family)
he has fucked men and he does consider himself heterosexual. his sexuality is a rotisserie chicken of repression and catholicism and "if i don't look at it it will go away." he knows what bisexuality is he just truly believes it doesn't apply.
the reason he worked NICU to earn extra money was a) he actually did kind of mean it when he said he needed a break, but for chase a break is overworking myself and not sleeping because then i simply have no energy to think, and also his sister needed money for rehab. again. and she was cut out of dad's will too.
they talk maybe once a year, but chase has a huge guilt complex about his sister and whenever she asks him for anything (money) he just throws it at her. to her credit, she has only done this once or twice ever. he actually wishes she'd do it more, because then she'd need him, and he could be useful to her (in a way that didn't involve talking to her).
he has a fairly high alcohol tolerance, but is also very good at coming off completely sober even when he's totally drunk, which makes it seem like he has a superhuman alcohol tolerance.
chase has very specific rules for himself and drinking, because children of alcoholics is a constant mantra in his head, but he does still drink. part of it is just a… cultural/social thing, part of it is absolute self flagellation. for a long time the rule was don't drink at home, never drink alone, but after his divorce he started to drink more - at home, alone, whatever - in a sort of rotating self flagellation sort of mess of: what if i did.
cameron was absolutely his first serious relationship.
he genuinely liked and was close with his priest, his teachers in catholic school, he has never had any brushes with Catholic Church scandals, it was the one place in his childhood chase genuinely did find adults who cared about him. however, he does not go to church as an adult. maybe once a year or if he's very, very stressed. it's almost more of a nostalgic thing than a prayer thing. he feels safe in church. he lights candles for his parents and dibala and tries to convince himself he believes in it.
he still believes in god and does absolutely believe he's going to hell. so why not enjoy his life and sleep around and do whatever while he's still alive, you know? enjoy the time you have left because all you can look forward to in death is eternal torment and suffering!!
he thinks, incorrectly, that he can do a pretty good american accent when he tries