Sunday (to March): Your Days Are Numbered.

Sunday (to March): Your days are numbered.

March: Actually, yeah, since my last name is 7th.

Sunday: Stay away from my goddamn sister.

March:…but she asked me to stay.

Sunday: Wat

Robin (hiding in the corner): Don’t do it March

Sunday (to march): Why

March (smug): She wanted me on my knees

Robin: *facepalms*

Later…

Sunday: Hey Boothill, can I borrow your gun?

Boothill: Why not, partner. Outta curiosity, Whaddaya need it for?

Sunday: *shoots March*

Boothill: What the fudge man

*intense rock solo*

Well yeah, I spit blood when I wake up

Sink porcelain stained, choking up brain matter and make up

just two days since the mainframe went down and I’m still messed up

Room feels like a meat freezer I dangle in like cold cuts

Missed calls, answer phones from people I just don’t trust

Mirror talk, fake love

But I’ll take a pound of your flesh before you take a piece of my paystub

i dream in phosphorescence

Bleed through spaces

See you Drifting pass the fog

But nobody told you where to go

We dive through crystal waters

Perfect oceans

But No one told me not to breath

And now the weightlessness recedes

my ratio has no relics on him wtf man

guys I’m scared of my current team wtf is this half of them ain’t built

well it’s very complicated but here’s the list, who they’re made for and their in game mechanics 🫠 I put way too much effort into them

ZZZ:

Camazotz (Soldier 11) [Ether, Anomaly, Slash & Pierce]

Zerø (Zhu Yuan) [Ice, Stun, Strike]

HI3:

Jikan (Yae Sakura) [Stardust, Chained Blades]

Genshin:

Daedalus (Arlecchino) [Cryo Sword]

Cascade (Furina) [Hydro Catalyst]

Ixchel (Mavukia) [Electro Claymore]

HSR:

Danai (Jade) [Fire Erudition]

Amethyst / Nzyndale (Topaz) [Imaginary Erudition] Jíshǒu (Sparkle) [Quantum Nihility]

Jiàn (Jingliu) [Fire Preservation]

Starchasm Nyx (Silver Wolf) [Lightning Harmony]

Xiu Long (Feixiao) (Physical Preservation)

Quartz von Synder Helair (Obsidian) [Imaginary Abundance]

Rayven Daggervytch (Sugilite) Wind Harmony

and in true MiHoyo fashion Ravyn is the only male

Thank you for listening to my oc rambles it is much appreciated

Why did you create her perfectly for my lesbian heart? 😭

Dw I also am very lesbian towards lots of ZZZ characters sooo idk we're good at making women hot. I hope you realize this is a parody

(I know)

but why, like I have so many questions for actual MiHoyo so I have to ask parody accounts because my OCs will never be canon and therefore my gay will never be recognized 😔

Why did you create her perfectly for my lesbian heart? 😭

Dw I also am very lesbian towards lots of ZZZ characters sooo idk we're good at making women hot. I hope you realize this is a parody