Honkai Star Rail Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
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Someone: Wow, Aventurine has gotten so much healthier since dating Dr. Ratio. True love really does that, huh?
Dr. Ratio, tying Aventurine to his chair and forcing him to eat vegetables:
Dr. Ratio, grabbing Aventurine's face and forcing him to drink water:
Dr. Ratio, handcuffing Aventurine to himself and forcing him into outdoor activities:
(Dr. Ratio kissing him goodnight and holding him in his arms, whispering how much he loves him when Aventurine can't sleep, or can close his eyes and only see his family)
(Dr. Ratio holding Aventurine in their bath together, reminding him that he's there, that Aventurine can trust him to protect him)
(Dr. Ratio bringing a drop of sunlight to Aventurine's life per every kiss, every smile, every whispered "I love you", reminding Aventurine that there's something, someone worth fighting for)
Dr. Ratio, chalk poised and ready to attack, in order to force Aventurine to meet with ppl/make friends:
Dr. Ratio tying Aventurine to his bed when he gets sick and violently lovingly nursing him back to health:
Dr. Ratio, anonymously blackmailing Aventurine and the IPC to get Aventurine time off to relax:
Trailblazer: I was brought into this galaxy for one thing. Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
Trailblazer: Rules are made to be broken!
Pom-Pom: No, they are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Robin: Glow sticks.
Hook: Pinatas.
Yanqing: Karate Boards.
Himeko: Kit Kats.
March 7th: The tape on a finish line.
Dan Heng: Break away glass.
Serval: Promises.
Jing Yuan: Friendships.
Aventurine: Hearts.
Boothill: Bones.
Welt: The space-time continuum.
Pom-Pom: ...
Pom-Pom: Well that escalated quickly.....
Himeko, gesturing to Trailblazer, Dan Heng and March 7th: These are my beautiful children. They're not very smart but they're all such good kind people with nothing but love in their hearts.
Yukong, gesturing to Tingyun and Qingni: These are my terrible daughters who I've had to bail out of jail five times each this month because Qingni keeps causing starskiff pileups and Tingyun likes to scam children. Despite this, they are my most important people and losing them would send me spiraling.
Natasha, giving a thousand yard stare while Seele, Sampo, Hook and Luka destroy Jarilo-VI behind her: These are the foul wretched screeching devils who have invaded my life with the intention to destroy everything they touch and refuse to give me a moment's peace. I. Love. Them.
Sunday: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.
Topaz: What are you doing?
Aventurine, eating a cake at 3am in the bath with a knife: My best.
canon i was the pigeon
Trailblazer: [straight up vomiting]
Himeko: Sorry Trailblazer, but no missions for you. March can temporarily take your place.
Trailblazer: That wasn’t me, that was a pigeon that snuck it's way in here.
Trailblazer: He seems pretty sick, but I’m fine.
Dr Ratio: You are all not-
Boothill: Y'AIN'T
Sunday (to March): Your days are numbered.
March: Actually, yeah, since my last name is 7th.
Sunday: Stay away from my goddamn sister.
March:…but she asked me to stay.
Sunday: Wat
Robin (hiding in the corner): Don’t do it March
Sunday (to march): Why
March (smug): She wanted me on my knees
Robin: *facepalms*
Later…
Sunday: Hey Boothill, can I borrow your gun?
Boothill: Why not, partner. Outta curiosity, Whaddaya need it for?
Sunday: *shoots March*
Boothill: What the fudge man
