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Some distractions for myself, so some...cute-weird-shitpost-thought here. Ahem....Technoblade likes pets right? Like...dogs...bears...turtles...and...ahem...Schlatt is technically a "pet"...since...you know, sheep-hybrid and all. So...would Techno have the urge to pet his ears? Just imagine the conflicted feelings of "He is the clear representation of a government and tyranny!" And..."oh, fluffy ears!".

Yes. This is a shitpost. I try to distract myself, feel free to ignore.