Mdzs Shitposting - Tumblr Posts

Wei Wuxian: This is bothering me.

Jiang Cheng: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Wei Wuxian: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

fav mdzs non-canon ship? and if there was 1 (one) character from mdzs who died you would save, who?

heyyy !! ty for asking bae <3

i srs can't choose my fav! i have zhuiling, nielan, chengqing (jc x wq but im not sure if thats canon or not) and songxuexiao !

as for someone i wld save, def nmj. 100000% nmj.

ty for asking again !!! <3

mdzs meme dump !! (to match my tgcf one)

i can't stop making mxtx memes okay???

goofy mdzs twitter things i made on crack

POV - you're JZX:

MDZS characters as shit my friends and I have done or said Part 2

“He said balls loudly so I laughed. Not my fault it was a funeral”: Wei Wuxian

“Am I still an only child if I have a grown man in my bathtub?”: Lan Jingyi @ drunk Lan Zhan

“I’ll swallow your whole leg! I’ll swallow you…… wait”: Nie Mingjue trying to threaten Meng Yao

Mdzs Characters as shit my friends and I have done or said Part 3

“Just because it’s quiet time doesn’t mean we can’t throw knives”: Jin Ling

“EXCEPT WHEN I SOUND LIKE IM ON DRUGS IM USUALLY RIGHT”: Lan Jingyi

“This lady did everything. She wrote horror, mystery and MILFs”: Wei Wuxian @ Boshan Sanren

An exchange

“Guess who’s coughing up blood😊😊😊”: WWX

“Go to the fucking nurse”: JC

“I can’t I have an English test”: WWX

“Normal Wei Wuxian bullshit”: NHS

*Attempt to drag WWX to the nurse by both NHS and JC failed miserably*

Mdzs Characters as shit… you know the drill it’s part 4

*Challenged to see who can keep the straightest face while listening to NSFW audio in class*: Nie Huaisang, Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji

It happened as follows

Nie Huaisang: Lasts about 1:30 before taking off headphones blushing like a madman

Wei Wuxian: Laughs his ass off but fails in 3:00

Lan Wangji: Makes it through the whole thing and everyone freaks out. Wei Wuxian grabs his hair to find his ears are pure scarlet and cackles.

This shit happened to me. It was mildly horrifying to watch

Mdzs characters as shit people I know have said. My brother edition.

“Chainsaw man is like the K-pop of straight people”- Jin Zixuan

“I’m drowning myself to escape Harry Styles”- Jiang Cheng

*Bursts into the bathroom while someone is in the shower blasting Rasputin and singing all the words*- Mo Xuanyu

“Ahhh! Lesbians”- Lan Jingyi

“Retardando. Hehehe”- Lan Jingyi (the Italian word for slow. My brother is a violinist)

*Bleeding profusely from his head and giggling* “I’m in shock hehehehe”- Mo Xuanyu

EDIT: Damn yall liked this one a lot more 🥰🥰🥰

ok but uhhh. What if. Genderswap mdzs. And genderswap tgcf. and genderswap svsss even though I haven't read it yet.

What if like. fem!Wei Wuxian. and fem!Lan Wangji. and fem!Jiang Cheng. and fem!Nie Huaisang and fem!Jin Zixuan and fem!Jin Guangyao and like. everyone. except jin guangshan bc him being male is plot relevant but I wish we could do something with that.

And also like. Fem!Hualian and Qi Rong and Junwu and beefleaf who already have genderswapped versions in canon. and bingqiu and moshang and

I'm sorry but not really

Yes, I spent an hour or two making THIS

The original:

I want to create a cringe mdzs!sona and also the cringe self insert ship fanfiction

also now I'm writing a fic about the older generation of mdzs (the main characters are Wen Ruohan, Jin Guangshan, Jiang Fengmian and Lan Qiren) and I hope this fic won't be cringe

I finally went to see what the "mdzs kink meme" was and it is looking really interesting! Catching myself on the thoughts that I want to have like a tumblr page or something where people just share the kinky/smut scenarios which they think a lot about so it's like submitting a prompt but not specific time and not expect a fanfic on it, just like sharing your thoughts and describing your ideas. It would be under a specific tag or something for not littering the character tags with nsfw. Something like this would really be good

I just want to talk about kinky things but don't want to write an actual fanfic fanfic...

I love mdzs warrior cats AUs so much... I need to learn how to draw cats so I can do my own one *_* (and include all the characters I like lol)

I have a specific opinion about wen ruohan like yeah he's an evil overpowered sexy dom man and stuff.... but he also has that one asshole cat energy. extremely chaotic. almost enough to chase the laser dot. maybe even not a domestic cat but like a tiger or a lynx

and he can do >:3 face canonically (donghua) so that also kinda speaks to it....

bad big meow meow. which is why he got along with meng yao so well

xicheng are my guilty pleasure crack ship..... I don't know why I love them so much, I started shipping them because of the fanfics and they are kinda jfm/yzy (but with love instead of arranged marriage) but they are so cute together😭😭 I absolutely don't know how I ended up there these 2 aren't my _most_ favorite characters but I confess my love for this ship

also what if jiang cheng/lan xichen/nie huaisang..... I like 3zun but I'm a multishipper and I also really like this.....